Thread: 5'11" 165lbs. Starting cycle test E, trying to gain weight fast. HELP?

You are a fucking moron. You dont even understand the basics of what you are doing, but you DO know how to make the little jackoff smiley. So gratz.

No one on this planet irks me more than someone that asks for advice, then doesn't listen and gets smart ass about what he hears. I almost look forward to you fucking yourself up. These guys are trying to help you and you are just flapping your gums instead of listening to the voice of experience.

There, now that I have gotten that out of my system, I will give some badly needed info.

1. AAS (steroids) are not a "little boost". It replaces the hormones in your body during the duration of the cycle, and can have severe ramifications if not done correctly, including erectile dysfunction, liver damage (orals), permanent impairment of natural test production, so on and so on, yada yada yada. This isn't fucking creatine, it is a synthetic hormone.

2. You are completely missing the point of Test E to begin with. It is to give you enough test to support protein synthesis and an anabolic state both of which you are in at 20 years old! You already have so much natural test floating around that you will literally be shutting down your own production for NOTHING.

3. Your little piddly ass bottle of test isn't enough for a cycle anyway. I believe Test E doesnt even kick in till like week 5 am I right? You will once again, be shutting your body down for NOTHING. At a minimum a 10-12 week cycle is recommended.

Now, since you are going to ignore those facts (clearly) and going to go ahead with it anyway (clearly) then the least you can do is give some respect to these guys that are trying to give you some knowledge. They know their shit, and that's why they aren't 165lb boy-childs like you. How about listening without the smart ass attitude?

Reps to the guys trying to help. You all are almost Buddha like in your patience.

Okay well I'm obviously not nearly prepared enough and its not sounding too promising without dropping a grand. Working 11 hour shifts 5 days a week doesnt really give me the time I need to dedicate myself to something so serious. I do appreciate the info guys and in helping me make this decision. I'll save this post for later reference when, and if, I decide to do this again. Also, to let my buddy know what he's got himself into.

Thanks for the support FMJ and sticking around despite this post turning into a battle of an ignorant beginner vs. these doctors.

Originally Posted by jnelson47

I'm 20 yrs old and know I have alot of potential to make substantial gains.
Just in need of helpful advice...

Bro you prob wont like my answer. But if you try a good training program and eat decent foods, does not have to be all "sit and count calorie bs" as you said just simple like. Steak and rice, chicken and rice, fish and rice, or potato. mix them up add some greens. I mean shit if you cant eat 4 solid meals with a couple liquid. then shoot for 3 solid and 3 liquid gainers.

And try a GVT program lots of guys who are on the smaller side gain a good amount of mass on them in 4 weeks even 6 weeks.

All the guys here telling you to wait at least a little are doing so for your own good bro.

Just try the food thing like I said and the GVT for a few weeks. You'll enjoy it.

then try the juice if you must so soon. Just think if you juice so soon so light you may fuck up your future gains.