Thread: My cute lil' first cycle log.

First pin and midweek:

Ok, so my first pin was a few days ago. Thursday night to be precise. I had my girlfriend stick me.

She is kind of neutral about the whole thing, but she is a cool chick and is pretty funny, so its been nice. When she saw the packets of Dbol, she though the fact that the packages were pink was 'cute' and the fact that they were tiny little pink triangles to be funny. She said after I had told her what Dbol was, she was expecting them to be huge black pills with a cock and a frowny face.

Anyway, we used every sanitation procedure, and the pin went well. Had to toss the first pin because I forgot to push air INTO the vial before pulling, and had to retry. I'm lucky the damned thing didn't pop on me.

Let me tell you new guys, these needles are intimidating. I am covered in tats, and have some piercings from when I was young and borderline retarded, but these things look like fucking swords. Good news is, the stick was actually painless. I didn't even feel anything other than a little muscle soreness a couple days later.

Tomorrow I will be doing pin #2, and I am excited about it.

I don't feel any differently yet, but I didn't expect to. However, I do sort of feel like the michelin man. I weighed in at 215 this morning, and let me tell you, I doubt one ounce of that is muscle. I am carrying enough water to float a battleship. I sort of feel like an angry beachball with arms. Considering dropping the creatine. Thoughts?

I AM horny as hell, but I have been on an oil rig for 2 weeks, so thats not really all that out of the ordinary. The 5-6 times in 4 days is a little much though. I woke up in the middle of the night and attacked her last night, its all a little hazy, and scarily resembled rape, but I will just call it surprise sex and continue with my life. The haunted look in her eyes will pass I am sure.

As far as training goes, I just may owe Gaz a few "pints" or whatever it is those silly limeys (are welsh limeys? Please provide me with the correct slur) call a beer. I have NEVER had DOM's like this in my back. And anyone that is used to training hard knows what I am talking about when I say it is the best kind of pain.

lmao. Rape!

hahaha nicee

Ok, second pin went well. Everything was much smoother this second time around since the fear was no longer an issue! My girl says she feels like a professional druggie now.

I feel like a homeless crackfiend beat on me with a stick. D&F is a beast of a workout. Saying I am sore is like saying that the holocaust was not good.

Weighed in this morning at 219. Thats 14lbs in 5 days if anyone is keeping track. I still fit in my jeans, but my abs are not so visible now. I am REALLY carrying a lot of water.

Other than that, still not really noticing anything other than libido. We have been at it like rabbits, with very little recharge time. But as mentioned before....I have been gone for a while.

I will update with a weekly summary in a couple days.

Originally Posted by jmorrison

Ok, second pin went well. Everything was much smoother this second time around since the fear was no longer an issue! My girl says she feels like a professional druggie now.

I feel like a homeless crackfiend beat on me with a stick. D&F is a beast of a workout. Saying I am sore is like saying that the holocaust was not good.

Weighed in this morning at 219. Thats 14lbs in 5 days if anyone is keeping track. I still fit in my jeans, but my abs are not so visible now. I am REALLY carrying a lot of water.

Other than that, still not really noticing anything other than libido. We have been at it like rabbits, with very little recharge time. But as mentioned before....I have been gone for a while.

I will update with a weekly summary in a couple days.

Sorry if you already said it, but are you running an AI for the bloating? Keeping sodium intake low?

No, I havent been too worried about the bloat, just accepting it. I knew before hand that the Dbol would bloat me out pretty badly.

221 this morning. I am a balloon-god. Fear my watery titties.

Starting to feel a little stronger. Well a lot stronger actually. Round 2 on my D&F workout and I picked up quite a bit of weight on all lifts. Had to avoid the Good Mornings though, as my lower back was sore as hell (possible intense pump) after my deadlifts.

My roommate said that I looked "huge" this morning when I came out of the room and made my shake. This made me feel good. Then he said "Getting fat though". This made me cry.

I will take it out on my tiny girlfriend when she gets home.

Lmao. Wear her out man!

Looking good dude! This log seems to be equal parts informative and hilarious, so i like it!

Glad you're enjoying the program and yeah, if you fancy buying me a pint sometime i won't complain, lol.

Oh, and the racial slurs for the Welsh can include: Taffy, Woolyback, or just simply Sheep Shagging Welsh Bastard.

Week 1 Summary
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Weight: 220.5 +15lbs
Measurements: All close enough to the same to make it immaterial.

Strength and bodyweight are way up. Sex drive is still very very strong. My measurements haven't changed much, but hell, its a week in, I wasn't expecting anything in that area. I am also very hungry, which is nice, since I am trying to eat 400g of protein a day. I have been a little more aggressive than normal, but it is 100 degrees plus everyday here, and that adds to the irritability factor. I dropped a pound last night, but I had to get up twice to pee, so hopefully dropping some of this water. Not much else to report as of yet.


Pro's
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Increased hunger
Strength way up
Horney as only an Irishman could be.

Con's
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No real body changes
Increased aggression (maybe)
Massive water gain

Originally Posted by jmorrison

Week 1 Summary
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Weight: 220.5 +15lbs
Measurements: All close enough to the same to make it immaterial.

Strength and bodyweight are way up. Sex drive is still very very strong. My measurements haven't changed much, but hell, its a week in, I wasn't expecting anything in that area. I am also very hungry, which is nice, since I am trying to eat 400g of protein a day. I have been a little more aggressive than normal, but it is 100 degrees plus everyday here, and that adds to the irritability factor. I dropped a pound last night, but I had to get up twice to pee, so hopefully dropping some of this water. Not much else to report as of yet.


Pro's
--------
Increased hunger
Strength way up
Horney as only an Irishman could be.

Con's
-----------
No real body changes
Increased aggression (maybe)
Massive water gain

15lbs in one week and you dont have any noticable measurement changes? Is it normal to gain that much water in one week? You may really want to consider adding that AI that was recommended earlier.. Good luck.

I came off of a PSMF so zero carbs. I usually gain 7-8lbs anyway when I come off of one, so not THAT crazy.

4th pin today. Weighed in at 228. My waist hasnt gotten any bigger, so I guess I am not getting too fat, but I feel like a lardass. I went to a party this weekend, where I was drinking O'Doules (Fucking Dbol) and my buddies were all commenting on how huge I am getting. Had a few ask me what I am on. Made me feel pretty good.

I upped my Dbol to 50mg ED. Is there any harm in taking it back down to 40? I think I can hear my liver crying, and the back pumps have gotten pretty extreme. Even sitting at the desk typing this out, my lower back is getting sore.

My face is breaking out, which I am not happy about, but oh well.

My lifts have continued to improve dramatically, although my cardio has gotten worse. I get fatigued pretty easily. Don't know if that is normal or not.

Been really moody also. Not necessarily raging or anything quite so cliche...just...grumpy maybe? I have been throwing little tantrums like a 4 year old, and frankly, it is pissing off everyone around me. I like to play COD and I have had to basically give it up after I flipped my computer chair over a stupid game. I am not walking around angry, just I guess depressed. I dont know if that is a side effect, or just because it has been so ridiculously hot and I feel fat.

My main question is, I am only 2 weeks into this, should I even be getting any of this? I have dismissed the placebo effect, because my size difference is very noticable to myself and everyone else.

Had gotten up to 230. Got told I looked fat and my face was round. Dropped the creatine and lowered the Dbol back to 40mg. I was getting too many sides at 50mg, in my opinion. It was hurting me to walk upright the back pumps were so severe. Weighed in this morning, MUCH less bloated, abs visible again, and 227. Still carrying a lot around my lower back, but meh, its fine.

Strength continues to climb. This is unbelievable. The smallest increment I have added to a lift is 10lbs, with the largest being a 40lb increase in my squat. Not bad for just getting to the end of the second week.

My hair and skin is oily. I'm horny. Im having mood swings. I want to call my mother to argue with her. I am officially a teenager.

I will take my measurements and such tomorrow for an official update.

Goodluck! very similar to my first cycle minus tren.

Week 2 Summary
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Weight: 225 +20lbs
Measurements:
Waist: 37 (+1in!! AHHH)
Arms: 18 (+.5 in)
Neck: 17.75 (+.75 in)
BF: Tape test reads 16.5. About the same.


Strength gains are enormous. I have literally gained 40lbs on my squat and 30lbs on my bench. Very very happy with this. Weight had gone up to 230, but after reducing the Dbol back to 40mg ED and dropping the creatine, I am back down to 225. Even though I gained an inch on my waist, it is all in my lower back. If anything my stomach is as lean if not leaner than I was at 205 and looking more vascular overall. Size in increased, although still feeling sluggish and bloated.


I think I am recomping. The weight gain slowed a LOT this week, but hopefully I will not be holding as much water. Keeping the calories up and training hard.

Still banging away on the girlfriend like a drum with tits. I think she is ready for me to go back to work. I told her

Shut The Fuck Up

She cried, but I judge them to be tears of joy. Since I am officially 120lbs heavier than her my judgement is correct.


Pro's
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Strength continues to climb
Sex drive still way up
Body changes becoming very evident

Con's
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Pimples
Grumpy
Watery boobies.

so the naps Dbol is working great then. Good to hear.

very funny keep the log going, if you get an ai for the cycle i would go with exemestane, a little stronger than adex imo.

@ jmorrison

man ur , log , i could make a movie out of it , man comes home becomes horny , goes back , comes again .......banging

banging
banging
banging
banging

and more banging

ur in heaven man

ur happy , girlfriend's happy too


gr8t , enjoy life , keep the thread alive

i wish i hd a girlfriend inj. sus.

keep this log alive ppl , post somthing

how r u " big guy " jmorrison

everything running fine .

lol the log will not die. I just dont update it daily. I will be back on in a couple days with another post. Thanks for reading though!

Yes, keep updating the log. I placed an order similar to yours and like seeing how it's going. I just wish it would get here. It's past 21 days since I sent payment, but not quite 21 since they shipped. I was really hoping for the 14-15 days to delivery as I've seen some have.

I would expect it any day bro. Keep us updated.

Week 3 midweek.

Tonight is pin #6. Looking forward to it. Weighed in at 230.5 this morning and look FAIRLY dry. At least I can see my abs. My love handles are ridiculous though. I feel like they need names and separate tax returns. I am not exaggerating when I say that it looks like I have a baseball stuck under my skin on each side of my lower back. When I run, they jiggle. I think its hot and brings all the boys to the yard.

The training is going great. I am surprised every time I lift with how much more I can handle.

The biggest size difference is in my shoulders and traps, which is odd since I have dropped all my overheard lifts. I have had some shoulders issues for a few months, and overhead pressing seems to irritate it more.

Next week the chemistry experiment begins. I got my T3, Clenviscerate, ECA, Yohimbine and L-Tyrosine all lined up. If I dont just die immediately, I should shred up pretty well on the PSMF.

Had sex 2.5 times yesterday. Would have been a third, but I am convinced that my roomate wants to see my cock. He has walked in on me jerking it, showering, and changing all this week, as well as now when getting laid. This time, due to Dbol inspired rage, I chased him out of the room shaking it at him yelling "HERE! SATISFY YOUR CURIOUSITY YOU MEAT GAZING FAGGOT".

Did I overreact? Maybe. But let me tell you. Chasing someone with an erect penis while screaming at them and seeing fear in their eyes is an experience everyone should have once.



Yup, cycle going well so far.

Was up to 233.5 yesterday morning. My whole face looked fat. Then last night I had HORRIBLE back pumps, got up 3 times to pee during the night, and weighed in at 230 this morning.

Dbol certainly does strange things with water retention.

I look fairly tight and vascular this morning. Abs are somewhat visible, but love handles are still epic.

Lifts continue to improve, and show no signs of slowing. Dealing with some issues in my shoulder, so I am taking it a little easy and letting it recouperate.

Week 3 Summary
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Weight: 229 +24lbs
Measurements:
Waist: 38 +2in!! Run Fatboy Run
Arms: 18 (+.5 in)
Neck: 17.75 (+.75 in)
BF: Tape test reads 17%. Ugh.

Shoulders/Chest/Thighs much bigger. Came back to work today after my 3 weeks at home, and have been asked by a couple people what I am on. Strenght continues to climb, and shows no signs of slowing.

Also much fatter. My waist is even bigger, picking up almost an inch this week! The odd thing is that my abs continue to be visible, if not leaner than the day I started. I dont understand what is going on there. Oh well, I start my PSMF today, logged in detail here:

3 week assisted PSMF and chemical experiment.

I wont be tracking my calories and such in this thread, so go there if you want to follow along on that little chemistry experiment. I will just be posting the checkups in here to continue to track.

I have my first complaint with Naps. I preloaded my syringes prior to coming to work, and there wasnt enough in my first vial to finish out my first 5 weeks! I got 4.25 weeks worth out of it. So I dont know if my entire cycle will be a week shorter now.

And yes, I am measuring it correctly lol. Its not all that hard to measure 1ml on the side of the syringe!

I just wanted to add that Naps has already gotten back to me and has offered to make this right with me. I am very very impressed with these guys.

When I get home in a few weeks I will get a blood test and if the numbers come back good, I cant imagine ever using anyone else.