What has 4 legs and one arm?........A happy pit bull.
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I will judge next Saturday! Oct.30th!
A simple lottery as usual! Guess a number between 1 and 1000!!!
Prizes courtesy of www.genxxlgear.com and axio and syntrop labs
2 x 10mls vial of TTX 400
50 tabs of Fluoxygen
Make this thread interesting for me, post some pics or jokes etc!!! thanks guys and good luck!
October products on sale!!!!!
Blend3(TTX4Hundred) (Syntrop) $92.80 per 10ml
Sustaplex 325 (Axiolabs) $43.20 per 10ml

What has 4 legs and one arm?........A happy pit bull.
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Caretaker is a fictional online personality for entertainment purposes only and all dialouge typed should be considered fictional.


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How can you tell that marriage is a true American institution? Because it fails the majority of the time.

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Tears for Gears fassyoles!!
http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/an...ars-gears.html
A 12 week cycle British Dragon + Syntrop Blend PFP250


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How can you tell if an engineer likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his.


Here ya go boys.
Rumble In The Jungle
Why did the stupid bodybuilder train at the zoo?
He wanted to get ripped to shreds.
Interview
A bodybuilder said to a reporter, "Would you like to see my traps"
And the reporter said yes. So he took him down his cellar and pushed him down a trap door.
Hope this wins DW I'm needin some new shit. LOL

How do you call a virgin chinese? Too Yong
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The more harder and difficult is the road that lead to success,the greater is the gift and reward at the end of that path...


What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?
Who ordered concrete?What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
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One can raise a child.What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
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A felonWhy are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
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They don't work in the future either!Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
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50 Mexicans diedWhy do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
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Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.What's a mexican's favorite sport?
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cross countryWhy cant mexicans play uno?
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Because they always steal the green card2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
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A copWhy can't mexicans be firemen?
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They can't tell the difference between jose and hose bWhy were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
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They only had 2 vans.What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
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Baked beans
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If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.

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Why did the cannibal rush over to the cafeteria?
He heard children were half price.
Happy Halloween!

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insert funny joke here. Sorry I'm brain dead today.

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A gay guy walks into the butcher and asked for a stick of salami, The butcher asked him, Would you like that whole or sliced? The gay man looked at the butcher angry and replies....What do you think my ass is? a fucking a money box!
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What did the teenage girl from Arkansas say after having sex????
Get off me daddy you're crushin' ma smokes!!!
912....now that's a funny number! hahahah...lol

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
-Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was a salted.


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All posts are not for entertainment. Use the GEARS I tell you to and how I tell you to use them or I'll E-Beat you to death...
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all information given is fictional and only for entertainment purposes only. it is legal to use performance enhancement medications where i live.please seek medical advice before using any performance drug, and only if its legal in your country.
A Bodybuilder said to a reporter,”Would you like to see my traps?” And the reporter said”yes”. So he took him down to his cellar and pushed him down a trapdoor.
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That one sure sounds familiar? Where did it come from?


My number is...........ehhh........hmmmm....26
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