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    pre-jail cycle

    I just wanted to introduce myself. I have been lurking on sites like this for some time. I am a 23 year old college student living in TX. I have been researching aas for a few years now. I recently did my first cycle June of 2010. It was 500mg/week of Sostenon (mexican sustanon) for 12 weeks. I was living in San Diego at the time. I gained 20lbs and kept it all. I have been gaining weight and strength since. Im 5'10 170lbs. I eat 4000+ cals a day, 300g of protein. I have been getting very focused and serious about getting bigger.

    Soo.. I am starting a cycle asap!

    I'm currently dealing with legal matters. I was charged with a felony and will be serving some time after this semester. So basically I have 16 weeks starting now.. I ordered 20 omnadren amps, but they have not arrived yet.

    I was wondering if anyone could help me put together a "pre-jail" cycle?

    I will be training mma at a gym, once my financial aid comes through.
    I am not really experienced in fighting...

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    That sucks that you have go to jail man, especially in TX; I don't hear to many good things about it here. If you only have 16 weeks you can do something like Prop for 10-12 weeks, that way you can complete PCT before you go along with your Omnadren.

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    Youre gonna lose it all in the can anyway. Better hope your PCT is up to speed. Imagine sittin in the can with the Test levels of a 12 year old and perky, swollen nips? They'll be passing you around like currency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Fantastico View Post
    Youre gonna lose it all in the can anyway. Better hope your PCT is up to speed. Imagine sittin in the can with the Test levels of a 12 year old and perky, swollen nips? They'll be passing you around like currency.
    Damn that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Fantastico View Post
    Youre gonna lose it all in the can anyway. Better hope your PCT is up to speed. Imagine sittin in the can with the Test levels of a 12 year old and perky, swollen nips? They'll be passing you around like currency.
    Quote Originally Posted by Charlesryan View Post
    I am not really experienced in fighting...

    I think he realizes how desirable he will be in there so he wants to get huge quick and learn how to defend himself from the bigger more jacked inmates.
    I love getting high, I hate getting low, and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road.

    I'm a great believer in luck and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it.

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    Test and methadrol extreme!Test 10 weeks for proper pct and methadrol for 4 weeks should do it.Clomid for pct.

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    Been there myself at age 26. Nah, fed time ain't too bad, got me more immersed in bodybuilding. Luckily place I was at still had a really nice weight yard. Boring as fuck, aside from the monotonous jobs they assign you, working out was the only thing that kept me sane. Food sucks in there... So hope ya got someone to load Ur books for commissary or u won't be getting enough protein. I lived off the roast beef, sardines, and mackerel they sold there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flash89912 View Post
    Been there myself at age 26. Nah, fed time ain't too bad, got me more immersed in bodybuilding. Luckily place I was at still had a really nice weight yard. Boring as fuck, aside from the monotonous jobs they assign you, working out was the only thing that kept me sane. Food sucks in there... So hope ya got someone to load Ur books for commissary or u won't be getting enough protein. I lived off the roast beef, sardines, and mackerel they sold there.
    My dad did fed time came out a monster!!!!He worked in the kitchen so he could eat more often.

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    Start stretching your anus for the next 16 weeks along with some good gear. They will be fighting over you when you arrive. Good luck with that.
    Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift this heavy ass weight. R.C.

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    WTF the guy asks for help and u guyz are making fun of it this is retarded
    shit happens and people make mistakes rather then talking about his anus maybe give some input
    do your gear eat big and make sure u get your pct to save what u gained, and good luck, i had couple firends who did time and they got out bigger but anyways..

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngiziA View Post
    WTF the guy asks for help and u guyz are making fun of it this is retarded
    shit happens and people make mistakes rather then talking about his anus maybe give some input
    do your gear eat big and make sure u get your pct to save what u gained, and good luck, i had couple firends who did time and they got out bigger but anyways..

    Shut the fuck up you fucking , now we will talk about what im going to do to your ANUS, I am going to it, then on it and THEN inside it ! What do you think about that ?? My boy hold my belt hoop while we do some cardio !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Fantastico View Post
    Youre gonna lose it all in the can anyway. Better hope your PCT is up to speed. Imagine sittin in the can with the Test levels of a 12 year old and perky, swollen nips? They'll be passing you around like currency.

    You want him next my mexican wet dream ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retlaw View Post
    Shut the fuck up you fucking , now we will talk about what im going to do to your ANUS, I am going to it, then on it and THEN inside it ! What do you think about that ?? My boy hold my belt hoop while we do some cardio !
    how old r u 10? wtf this is why i hate the net everybody thinks they are hulk and they can do anything...dumm ass hick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retlaw View Post
    Shut the fuck up you fucking , now we will talk about what im going to do to your ANUS, I am going to it, then on it and THEN inside it ! What do you think about that ?? My boy hold my belt hoop while we do some cardio !
    you call me homo but u wanna fuck my ass? who is the faggot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngiziA View Post
    how old r u 10? wtf this is why i hate the net everybody thinks they are hulk and they can do anything...dumm ass hick

    No im 46 cock sucker and u are now my bitch ! stop crying, and my long fellow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngiziA View Post
    you call me homo but u wanna fuck my ass? who is the faggot?

    Me ! Im going to, not want to !

    PS.... Im Bi
    Last edited by Retlaw; 01-19-2011 at 10:48 PM.

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    I think the intra-anal method would work in this case. You would get loosened up a little bit for your new friends. And with the broken vials in your ass, they wouldn't enjoy quite as much.

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    You know what you guyz suck everybody talks about friendship and help and freaking support but this board is shit...you guyz can all fuckyourself.
    Have a good life... your over 40 but i think you have the iq of a 12 year old kid...dont forget to take your viagra when u try to fuck your whore mother

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    [QUOTE=AngiziA;2157334]You know what you guyz suck everybody talks about friendship and help and freaking support but this board is shit...you guyz can all fuckyourself.
    Have a good life... your over 40 but i think you have the iq of a 12 year old kid...dont forget to take your viagra when u try to fuck your whore mother[/QUOTE



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    Quote Originally Posted by Merkaba View Post
    ...Goddam funny thread

    Uhuh ! God damm right its funny !

    One of Jerrys kids !

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngiziA View Post
    You know what you guyz suck everybody talks about friendship and help and freaking support but this board is shit...you guyz can all fuckyourself.
    Have a good life... your over 40 but i think you have the iq of a 12 year old kid...dont forget to take your viagra when u try to fuck your whore mother

    What was your question again?

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    this thread made me lol.

    but for real op just up your calories and train your ass off till you go in.I wouldn't cycle anything due to the possibility of issues.

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    Dunno why every prison thread diverts to fucking in the ass. Personally I was never fucked in the ass, nor did I partake in the ass fucking while locked up. But thanks for sharing your experiences. Next time Follow the prison politics, stick with your race, and ya won't get fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flash89912 View Post
    Dunno why every prison thread diverts to fucking in the ass. Personally I was never fucked in the ass, nor did I partake in the ass fucking while locked up. But thanks for sharing your experiences. Next time Follow the prison politics, stick with your race, and ya won't get fucked.
    You got that shit right, and avoiding gambling and owing people shit is a good idea too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flash89912 View Post
    Dunno why every prison thread diverts to fucking in the ass. Personally I was never fucked in the ass, nor did I partake in the ass fucking while locked up. But thanks for sharing your experiences. Next time Follow the prison politics, stick with your race, and ya won't get fucked.
    Well personally, we need to bunk together, next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retlaw View Post
    Shut the fuck up you fucking , now we will talk about what im going to do to your ANUS, I am going to it, then on it and THEN inside it ! What do you think about that ?? My boy hold my belt hoop while we do some cardio !
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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