Thread: WTF. Urine tests for steroids?

Originally Posted by jrp4277

How does missing in bottles increase life expectancy? Just curious as I don't quite understand what you mean.

There is water in urine.
Iraq is a desert.

Ah ok. Got it.

Originally Posted by jrp4277

How does missing in bottles increase life expectancy? Just curious as I don't quite understand what you mean.

Off topic, but multiple ways. Instead of risking getting sniped at our PB or being blown up by mortars and rocket attacks, you just pissed in a bottle inside your sandbagged wooden shack (you could call them CHUs). Showering was a pain in the ass. Also some missions (sometimes 36+ hours) required that we leave NOTHING behind...nothing...use your imagination on that one.

Originally Posted by bobbyboy

I've been UA tested at school, work, and while on probation for DUI and always passed my tests. Probation officer even asked me to my face if was on gear. I told him hell no.....he said it will show up in my UA and I called BS. I must have been right.

Yeah you called his bluff on that one. Apparently though it is possible with enough urine according to the article. As a matter of fact, testosterone itself was first isolated from many liters of piss collected from multiple male subjects (if I got my history right).

I just think your standard run-of-the-mill 4 panel/panel 4 piss test is what most people refer to when talking about a urinalysis. Anything beyond that is more cash, and nothing your standard employer or commander is gonna f*ck with without probable cause or suspicion.

This may or may not be related, but my wife's sister works in the hospital. They do diagnostic urine tests. She said sometimes the hospital will bill the patient upwards of $365 for panel 7 I believe (piss test)... Just to give you an idea.

Originally Posted by brundel

I have been on probation and or parole for 10 years.
Been on AAS for 10 years as well.
Never had a + test.

Wow that is a long time Brundel. I am curious as to what landed you so much time. Any chance of sending a PM? Just curious totally understand if you don't want to share. It has got to be tough to go that long without any drugs or alcohol use. Hats off Brundel.

Originally Posted by GreatWhiteTruth

Yeah you called his bluff on that one. Apparently though it is possible with enough urine according to the article. As a matter of fact, testosterone itself was first isolated from many liters of piss collected from multiple male subjects (if I got my history right).

I just think your standard run-of-the-mill 4 panel/panel 4 piss test is what most people refer to when talking about a urinalysis. Anything beyond that is more cash, and nothing your standard employer or commander is gonna f*ck with without probable cause or suspicion.

This may or may not be related, but my wife's sister works in the hospital. They do diagnostic urine tests. She said sometimes the hospital will bill the patient upwards of $365 for panel 7 I believe (piss test)... Just to give you an idea.

I graduated last year from respiratory therapy school and had to do a UA to get into the program. I'm pretty sure we did a 10 panel and it cost us 40$. I've spent the past year working in health care and can assure you....you don't ever get what you pay for.

Originally Posted by bobbyboy

I graduated last year from respiratory therapy school and had to do a UA to get into the program. I'm pretty sure we did a 10 panel and it cost us 40$. I've spent the past year working in health care and can assure you....you don't ever get what you pay for.

I heard that. You can't tell me it costs $2200 to run a damn MRI machine. FML.

Some stories I hear my sister in law tell me make me wonder... Kinda like, if you really knew what went on in the kitchen at your favorite restaurant you probably wouldn't go anymore.

yea that crazy

i dont think i would eat in re

bumping an old thread.. so it's my understanding if your going through a pre employment drug screening (construction) test-e and test-c will not show up, even if it did they wouldn't be able to know?

Highley doubt that u will be tested for juice bro. I've never tested posotive and I've been piss tested tons of times while on juice for probation. I'm sure the employment test doesn't want to pay $1000+ for a stupid test.

they are testing for herbal incense now? this is news to me.

Originally Posted by TGB1987

Wow that is a long time Brundel. I am curious as to what landed you so much time. Any chance of sending a PM? Just curious totally understand if you don't want to share. It has got to be tough to go that long without any drugs or alcohol use. Hats off Brundel.

Brundel killed a man for stealing his vial of tren. /truestory