Thread: Wife can't keep up with my geared libido.

I need pics of the wife for further evaluation...

Originally Posted by heavyiron

If her coochie is too sore there is always her mouth...

Amateur^^^ Anal ftw.

Tittybangin FTW!

get a 2nd wife

Originally Posted by GMO

This thread should be re-titled, "The Secret to Great Geared Sex, by HeavyIron" and stickied...

LOL Stickied

Oh gentlemen! Let me tell you - I got some last night my friends! And I didn't act like a dog in heat and I didn't initiate it. But it was the first action in 2-1/2 days. The Mast makes those 2-1/2 days feel like 2-1/2 weeks! Let's just say, all is fine and and dandy today but it's only a matter of time before the Mast gets a hold of me again. She understands my position and knows it's the gear. And No - she didn't give it to me out of sorrow or pity, lol. I listened to her throughout the evening; paraphrased what she said to solidify my understanding, laughed at her jokes, told my own jokes, gave her a loooong back/trap rub on living room floor, re-iterated how beautiful she is and how lucky I am, etc. throughout the evening and spent time playing with baby while she did kitchen stuff. In other words, incorporated Heavy's tactics (which I usually always do because I'm sensitive to the wife's needs) and BAM! - I ended up in heaven around 11pm. But up until then, the Mast was trying to take me over like a tsunami.

Got into bed around 11 - about 5 minutes before she did. Pretended I was in bed just for an innocent good night's sleep. She walks in, drops her panties (which I didn to know at the time), got into bed, cuddled up close, threw her leg over me and I could feel the natural warmth emanating from her "area" against my leg. Then the butterflies erupted in my chest/throat. I got screwed, blued and tatooed. She wore no perfume but her natural scent from her neck area drove me nuts. She rode me and had an orgasm on top of me. Then I flipped her doggy-style, then finished her off via traditional missionary position. By the time we were done, she had multiple orgasms and I felt like the Master of Masteron. Ok, she probably wouldn't appreciate my open forum journal but had to share my situation from A - Z. It's not me, it's the Mast. She asked how much longer I'm on the Mast. I told her until August (even though I don't want to come off, no pun intended). She reminded me that if I dont' act like a hyper sexual teenage boy in heat, I will be rewarded as I was. This damn Mast!

Originally Posted by Winny_ng 24/7

This is probabaly the greatest and most intresting thread ever posted on IM.

x2

Originally Posted by bigmoe65

I should neg you.

Thank you all my brethren. Your support whether practical, comical, critical or in between is much appreciated.

Originally Posted by heavyiron

When guys have marriages that are falling apart and they end up in counseling they are shocked to find out that they were NOT meeting their wifes needs. Guys usually think they are doing everything she needs. They are dumb founded to find out they are not. Guys are dumb when it comes to relationships. Your response is hilarious because that's what most guys say or think when they get the divorce papers. Statistically it's very unlikely you are meeting ALL of her non sexual needs but feel free to live in delusion...we all do at times.

Ya, my Ex needed to Fuck other guys. If I had only know I could have set her up and maybe we would still be together.

Originally Posted by IronPotato

guys would also be amazed how easy it actually is to please a woman.

just listen to her and you will be happier in the end too.

or else you better get used to this......

Sorry, I have to disagree with this one. My girlfriend gets 95% of the words spoken in the house to my 5%. I still don't think she hears me. I don't call her Yackey Doodle for nothing.

Originally Posted by G3

Ya, my Ex needed to Fuck other guys. If I had only know I could have set her up and maybe we would still be together.

Damn G3 - sorry to hear that. That's rough. But I had a similar scenario with my EX-wife. She was 100% evil psychotic whore. And I was too stupid to notice the "signs" in the beginning. Tried to fuck my best friend when I was out of town on a rugby tournament. She was too dumb to realize he would turn her down and tell me about it. Then after we split I heard some rumors that she fucked a few throughout our 2 year marriage. In the end, she cried and cried and pleaded with me to drop the divorce and work it out with her. So in my mind - I got the last laugh because in the end when the smoke clears, a true evil psychotic whore is the lonely one. Good for one thing. A walking sperm bank. Damn I was stupid for having even considered marrying her despite all my bros warning me. They knew what they talking about. I have been truly rewarded since thanks to the 100% pure Russian angel I married.

Originally Posted by BigBird

Damn G3 - sorry to hear that. That's rough. But I had a similar scenario with my EX-wife. She was 100% evil psychotic whore. And I was too stupid to notice the "signs" in the beginning. Tried to fuck my best friend when I was out of town on a rugby tournament. She was too dumb to realize he would turn her down and tell me about it. Then after we split I heard some rumors that she fucked a few throughout our 2 year marriage. In the end, she cried and cried and pleaded with me to drop the divorce and work it out with her. So in my mind - I got the last laugh because in the end when the smoke clears, a true evil psychotic whore is the lonely one. Good for one thing. A walking sperm bank. Damn I was stupid for having even considered marrying her despite all my bros warning me. They knew what they talking about. I have been truly rewarded since thanks to the 100% pure Russian angel I married.

I'm happy for you that you have a good one now. My girlfriend is 10x the woman the Ex was but she gave me my two little girls so, everything happens for a reason. On a lighter note, when people ask "Why did you guys get divorced?" I say my Ex had a balance problem. They give me a funny look and I say "Ya she kept falling over and landing on other guy's cocks and how much of that can you take?"

Originally Posted by G3

I'm happy for you that you have a good one now. My girlfriend is 10x the woman the Ex was but she gave me my two little girls so, everything happens for a reason. On a lighter note, when people ask "Why did you guys get divorced?" I say my Ex had a balance problem. They give me a funny look and I say "Ya she kept falling over and landing on other guy's cocks and how much of that can you take?"

Haha - yep, balance problems will do it. Damn vertigo. Oh well, you wouldn't have the keeper you have now if it weren't for her vertigo. I, too, have a little girl. 10 months old. No kids with the Ex - THANK GOD. There's nothing in the world like Daddy's little girl. Family is #1.

Followed by Gear at a close 2nd.