Who wants something free? Quick contest

**TwisT** · 07-31-2011, 04:22 PM

Fun contest...I dont know, make me laugh, show me some boobs, make fun of thecaptn'..... be creative. ill pick a winner tomorrow morning.

Let the best post win. 1 post per person.

**Noheawaiian** · 07-31-2011, 04:29 PM

Big benj

Azza1971

Tattoos of BigBenj:

This one speaks for itself:

Some random shit:

**manickanuck** · 07-31-2011, 04:34 PM

what sexual position makes the ugliest kids????

ask noheawaiins parents!!

**blazeftp** · 07-31-2011, 04:34 PM

**murf23** · 07-31-2011, 04:35 PM

just a quick pic ...i always wonderd if it was real . I know who it is (Marcus Ruhl) but is that shit real lol

**J.thom** · 07-31-2011, 04:42 PM

Do you even lift op?
And send me some products, I'm local to you

**Woodrow1** · 07-31-2011, 05:51 PM

**heavyiron** · 07-31-2011, 05:55 PM

Needtogetleaner aka Nathan Chase

1. Buy curtains.
2. Never ever ever use sheets as curtains. Really, I'm being serious; I'm a redneck and we buy curtains.
3. Got puffiness? Ar-o-ma-sin
4. No flat screen and is that pc beige?

OMG modernize the box man!
5. Blocking a door is a fire hazard. Just sayin......
6. Home made tank top? WTF?

**bobdylan** · 07-31-2011, 06:21 PM

**D-Lats** · 07-31-2011, 06:50 PM

How does the captn remove a condom?
Farts!!
What do you call 3 black guys on a bike?
Organized crime.

**RAWS n More** · 07-31-2011, 06:59 PM

Whats the diffrence between Batman and Blackman? Batman can go in the store without robbin

**OfficerFarva** · 07-31-2011, 07:17 PM

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a
sleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I
swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

**Boogz1218** · 07-31-2011, 08:08 PM

ULTIMATE MUSCLE ROLLER LEGEND

REALLY FUCKING WEIRD MOUSE BIRD THING

DUCKS vs THE WIND ......THE WIND WINS!

I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE....LET'S DO IT OUTSIDE!

I'M WHOEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE BILL

TEST, DECA, AND TBOL BITCH

**ItsAParadox** · 07-31-2011, 10:35 PM

I am willing to give it to my little sister when she sleeps and report here the effects!

**SloppyJ** · 08-01-2011, 08:18 AM

None of this shit is even funny!

**TwisT** · 08-01-2011, 08:22 AM

Oh the black jokes get me every time. Both of you PM me your address and a chem you would like.

-T

Originally Posted by RAWS n More

Whats the diffrence between Batman and Blackman? Batman can go in the store without robbin

Originally Posted by Woodrow1

**Mr.BTB** · 08-01-2011, 09:43 AM

The Captain his fave sex move is right from the urban dictionary.

angry pirate 7750 up, 1203 downwhen a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)
angry pirate 7750 up, 1203 downwhen a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)
angry pirate 7750 up, 1203 downwhen a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)

Urban Dictionary: angry pirate

**minimal** · 08-01-2011, 12:04 PM

**RAWS n More** · 08-01-2011, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by TwisT

Oh the black jokes get me every time. Both of you PM me your address and a chem you would like.

-T

LOL,racist bastard,

they kill me also.

**Noheawaiian** · 08-01-2011, 12:44 PM

**D-Lats** · 08-01-2011, 01:13 PM

**Walnutz** · 08-01-2011, 02:31 PM

Here's one for ya!

**Walnutz** · 08-01-2011, 02:33 PM

Another one

**Noheawaiian** · 08-01-2011, 02:35 PM

I need some arimidex

**MrSaturatedFat** · 08-01-2011, 06:11 PM

**ecot3c inside** · 08-01-2011, 07:09 PM

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"

**ecot3c inside** · 08-01-2011, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by MrSaturatedFat

I'm going to hell..

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