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    Might be going into the police force

    So I’m in a bit of a predicament. A few months back I bought a boat load of test/deca/dbol/proviron. I was about to start my cycle in 2 weeks. BUT NOW THE NYPD CALLED ME FOR RECRUITMENT. What do I do now? I know decas out of the question. I’m a TRT patient so can I at least get away with Test-Only cycles? Are there any other drugs that aren’t tested for? Anything that doesn’t show up on a drug test? Anything with insanely short half-lifes? I know theres tons of cops out there who use gear but how do they get away with it?

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    Good luck Bro . I have a friend who is a SGT and he prob one of the biggest guys I know . Pretty scary sight it must be to have him chasing ya . I personally know a few guys on the job who juice . Just got me thinking about big Ron in uniform too . That was some funny shit watching him on the you tube videos in uniform eating all day lol

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    how i dont know. but theres a shit load that use. i know a few. never feel comfortable talking around them tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by murf23 View Post
    Good luck Bro . I have a friend who is a SGT and he prob one of the biggest guys I know . Pretty scary sight it must be to have him chasing ya . I personally know a few guys on the job who juice . Just got me thinking about big Ron in uniform too . That was some funny shit watching him on the you tube videos in uniform eating all day lol
    hmmm i wonder if his superiors knew he was on

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    im so mad lol....ive been planning this cycle for almost a year

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    There are 3 cops at my gym who are on gear. So i would say test at least is cool lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cottonmouth View Post
    There are 3 cops at my gym who are on gear. So i would say test at least is cool lol
    ya same here...

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    Well AAS dont show up on drug tests testing for AAS is a whole nother thing im pretty sure and besides look and Ronnie Coleman he was on the police force and he definitely took deca at a point for some reason I dont think they will check for it but I can ask my friend she was a cop for 21 years

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    Ronnie was most likely a hero in his district, so I bet his superiors looked the other way when it came to his steroid usage...
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    a cop on gear is a hypocrite.Bust someone for weed right after you juice up? That's wacked!

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    you should be jus fine, put everything on the back burner intill you get thur the hiring process. and once ur on ur on ...and honestly if your worried about watch what you post man every thing is traceable. What you say today may not matter today , but one day when ur running for office some ass digs up this post and boom there goes the chiefs job you busted your ass for . BE CAREFUL AND GOOD LUCK


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    If there running just a normal urine test, you will be fine. They only look for things like pcp, crack, cocaine, pot and things like that.

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    I remember reading a while back (about a year ago) in the post that they were testing their officers from steriods and various other performance enhancement drugs.

    I'd say if you want and need the job that bad, then save your shit until you know when you know your gtg while you're on the inside and know for sure and yeah a poly test is where they get ya...good luck bro!
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    if they got suspicious that you were abusing testosterone and they decided to test your levels theyd know that youre taking more than your trt dosage
    is it really worth losing the job it u get it?

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    From experience, if you have a script, YOU'RE OKAY! If not, stay away from it. I know SEVERAL, I can not count them on both hands, in my district alone that are TRT, some add extras, but we only test for AAS, in the medical portion of the recruiting process, after that it is random for the common shit! In short, if you're scripted you're good, if not wait til you're hired!

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    i know for a fact the NYPD is testing for AS these days. i will be shaving my entire body so im more worried about a urine test.

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    piss you will be fine bro just stick to testosterone and once your in for a while use things like dbol or DMZ etc out in a few hours.

    as for the polygraph someone said about, if you pop a xanax before hand you will stay calm all the way through it

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    I think it's hilarious you want to be a cop yet break the law. Don't get me wrong, I think a lot of laws are fucking retarded, but don't you swear an oath and crap to uphold those laws?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamma View Post
    you should be jus fine, put everything on the back burner intill you get thur the hiring process. and once ur on ur on ...and honestly if your worried about watch what you post man every thing is traceable. What you say today may not matter today , but one day when ur running for office some ass digs up this post and boom there goes the chiefs job you busted your ass for . BE CAREFUL AND GOOD LUCK


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    You really need to weigh the benefits of your future vs. a few lbs of muscle. If being a cop is a personal goal of yours, then hold off on the cycle. I failed an NCAA test, which resulted in a one year suspension and years of regret. The NYPD does spot test cadets and i know someone who was pinched for test/winstrol 5 weeks in. January 1st will be here in no time....and you can go buck wild after graduation. If you are prepared to embrace the consequences, then roll the dice. In my experiences, it's not worth it......explaining to friends/family why your sitting this season out is not an easy thing to do.

    Best of luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by OfficerFarva View Post
    I think it's hilarious you want to be a cop yet break the law. Don't get me wrong, I think a lot of laws are fucking retarded, but don't you swear an oath and crap to uphold those laws?
    its not like im a frivolous juicer. i love bodybuilding and gear, its been my lifestyle for a long time. but i also want to be a police officer. im not going to stop pursuing either of those things and i doubt many people on here would too. your naive if you thing police dont break the law. frankly, if its a victimless crime, let the cop do as he pleases. he/she is out there risking their life for you everyday.

    btw, when i say victimless crimes, i dont mean drugs that are going to impare them when they are on duty. im talking about gear, maybe a little pot when your off duty, prostitution or gambling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.BTB View Post
    piss you will be fine bro just stick to testosterone and once your in for a while use things like dbol or DMZ etc out in a few hours.

    as for the polygraph someone said about, if you pop a xanax before hand you will stay calm all the way through it
    i actually have a script for xanax. i gotta look into how to beat those polys but its common sense that xanax would help a GREAT deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junkboxer View Post
    its not like im a frivolous juicer. i love bodybuilding and gear, its been my lifestyle for a long time. but i also want to be a police officer. im not going to stop pursuing either of those things and i doubt many people on here would too. your naive if you thing police dont break the law. frankly, if its a victimless crime, let the cop do as he pleases. he/she is out there risking their life for you everyday.

    btw, when i say victimless crimes, i dont mean drugs that are going to impare them when they are on duty. im talking about gear, maybe a little pot when your off duty, prostitution or gambling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Junkboxer View Post
    its not like im a frivolous juicer. i love bodybuilding and gear, its been my lifestyle for a long time. but i also want to be a police officer. im not going to stop pursuing either of those things and i doubt many people on here would too. your naive if you thing police dont break the law. frankly, if its a victimless crime, let the cop do as he pleases. he/she is out there risking their life for you everyday.

    btw, when i say victimless crimes, i dont mean drugs that are going to impare them when they are on duty. im talking about gear, maybe a little pot when your off duty, prostitution or gambling.
    The man has a p oint.... but still. We all got to be cautious now a days. Good luck...and don't bite the hand that "feeds" as some would say..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junkboxer View Post
    its not like im a frivolous juicer. i love bodybuilding and gear, its been my lifestyle for a long time. but i also want to be a police officer. im not going to stop pursuing either of those things and i doubt many people on here would too. your naive if you thing police dont break the law. frankly, if its a victimless crime, let the cop do as he pleases. he/she is out there risking their life for you everyday.

    btw, when i say victimless crimes, i dont mean drugs that are going to impare them when they are on duty. im talking about gear, maybe a little pot when your off duty, prostitution or gambling.
    I have a cousin that was a cop in NY and he got busted by his so called brothers for juice. It's a cut throat element you're going into where everyone is trying to get promoted and not get shit on. If you really want to be a cop, don't take any risks and never forget the better part of valor is discretion.

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    Just gotts know when u can n when u cant, im sure u will find out after your hired how often they will test and wat not, u will probably make a gym buddy out of someonr u work with n im sure he will have the inside scoop on how to get around it
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    Fuck being a cop, that shit sucks especially in nypd. Too many politics and lawsuits. It is a very common thing to be called a white supremist when you are arrest a black man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junkboxer View Post
    i actually have a script for xanax. i gotta look into how to beat those polys but its common sense that xanax would help a GREAT deal.
    To beat the polys its basically just remaining calm and you have to make yourself believe that your not on gear its all mental polys arent as accurate as people think. But I think that would definitely help for keeping you calm and relaxed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junkboxer View Post
    its not like im a frivolous juicer. i love bodybuilding and gear, its been my lifestyle for a long time. but i also want to be a police officer. im not going to stop pursuing either of those things and i doubt many people on here would too. your naive if you thing police dont break the law. frankly, if its a victimless crime, let the cop do as he pleases. he/she is out there risking their life for you everyday.

    btw, when i say victimless crimes, i dont mean drugs that are going to impare them when they are on duty. im talking about gear, maybe a little pot when your off duty, prostitution or gambling.
    LOL a cop thats down with gambling prostatution pot and steroids. are you sure you not a politician?
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyguy180 View Post
    LOL a cop thats down with gambling prostatution pot and steroids. are you sure you not a politician?
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