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    How do you become a FREAK?

    Want to be a freak? You're in luck. I'm drunk and going to tell you but let's face it. You don't really want this do you? Want to be a FREAK?

    Really?

    Want the girls dropping thier jaw when you walk in the room? Want the guys saying WTF when they see you? Want her down on her knees in front of you telling you how hot your abs look before she takes you in her mouth?

    Really?

    Yeah, most guys do but they don't want to work for it. Face it. Most guys are lazy, don't want to sacrifice and can't eat strict for a week. I'm not going to bullshit you guys in this thread. I will lay it all out but the truth is we don't really want it bad enough. We say we do until we are 45 minutes into our tenth cardio session that week. WE say it until our muscles hurt so bad there are tears in our eyes and we give up. We want it until we have to eat fish for the 4th time that day...I say I want it but I fucking love beer more, so I drink...I say I want to be a FREAK but I don't want to work for it. I'm 10 weeks into a blast and my will feels broken...I can't go on, or can I??? Do I really want this life? No time but time to train. Time to cook, Time to grocery shop, Time to tan. Fuck!!! Not fish and shakes again...FUCK my life.

    I walk past the mirror and catch a glimpse. MY obliques are chiseled. My veins look like spider webs all over my body. I catch her looking at me at work, at the store, at the gym. Guys ask me what I'm on. I can't take it. i'm on a FUCKING starvation diet and a shit load of cardio but that's not what they want to hear. They want to hear what drugs to take...You PM me every fucking day. Same questions over and over. ITS NOT THE DRUGS DUMMY!!! Or is it??? Yes and no. Can you take the sides?

    Really??? 2 fucking weeks from now you will PM me again whining. I can't sleep. I can't eat like this. I can't do that much cardio. I can't. I can't... THEN STOP PM'ing ME!!!! I can't help you. You don't fucking want this! Just admit it! You don't fucking want this. Its hard. It hurts. You have no social life. You are in the gym when your buddies are drinking beer. You are doing cardio when guys are lying on the couch. You spend your last $50 on protein powder and a bottle of prop. I know all this because I am you. I want it for 2-3 months then I give up. Fuck 10 sessions of cardio a week. Fuck eating fish. Fuck taking pills so I can sleep from all the insomnia from the tren.

    Its ok. Get some sleep. wake up and pin. fuck I love to pin. Push in more oil. I love it. My lunches are packed. Off to work. Train after work. Get the pump. Here they come. What are you on??? Not this again... I'm on a crazy train. Fuck my life but fuck I look good and I can lift a shit load of weight. Go ahead. fuck with me. I will make fast work of you...The tren is in my head. Is she cheating on me? How much sleep did I get last night? 5 hours max. Pin some GH and prop and tren. Fuck, I need some caffeine. Ok, double espresso. Time to train.

    So IF IF IF you can handle the work, cardio and diet not to mention the sides. Then what??? Drugs of course.

    You want that freaky bodybuilder look and your g3netics are average like me???

    Its actually quite simple but it takes a focus so strong and focused most give up in a few months if not sooner.

    Fuck, where am I? Oh yeah the drugs. One word... Trenbolone. How lo0ng can you take it??? Don't cry to me in 3 weeks when you can't sleep. I don't give a fuck. I can't sleep either. Time for some Xanax. Maybe some whiskey. Most guys give up on tren right when its getting good. 9 weeks in and man your body is changing. The girls want you. Give me some Cialis, prop and more tren...How high can I go. 500mg tren per week and I look in the mirror. Who is this??? I don't even look the same. I need some mast. maybe some win, var, halo. Fuck I look like carved stone..;.lol, Im drunk but its all true. Do you want to be a freak? Man the fuck up and start working for it bitch.

    Prop, tren and an oral is a good start. The question is HOW LONG CAN YOU RUN THIS??? Tren at 9 weeks 500mg per week and you are crazy. Eat, train, pin, sleep....over and over. Im feeling insane. just 6 more weeks. Its 4 months now..... Im sub 10% and huge. Not skinny. Huge and lean...How much longer can I go. I want to look like the guy on the cover of the magazine. REALLY??? Eat some more fish and do some more cardio...Fuck Fuck...

    Do you really want to be a freak??? Really...?
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    this is great lol did you write this?

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    If gh15 was literate, you'd be him.....

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    Awesome post Heavy and all truth!






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    you speak the truth heavy. 99% of people say they want it bad enough but they have no fucking clue what bad enough is.

    And to answer your question heavy: Yes, I WANT TO BE A FREAK!!! my goal is to become an elite professional athlete and I know what it takes. I will do everything I possibly can to achieve my goal.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Noheawaiian View Post
    If gh15 was literate, you'd be him.....

    Good read
    He is a bit out there but there is always some truth in his posts. This is my version...I did a test run a while back. All I can say is fucking Tren at high doses for long durations is insane in a good way...hypothetically...
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    You weren't lying when you told me you posted some truth. God damn, I like it!

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    This is great

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxbrokeneck View Post
    this is great lol did you write this?
    This sucks, did you write this?

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    Great post!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyiron View Post
    This sucks, did you write this?

    =)
    hahaha, I'm beginning to like the intoxicated heavyiron

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    I love whiskey. More fish in the morning...enjoy the break while I can. I will probably have to delete a ton of my shit posts in the morning. Im on some truth serum right now though so ask away before I become politically correct...
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    This thread should be a sticky for all newbies to see. Good work as always heavy
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    Heavy, since it's obvious that when you're drunk you cannot tell a lie. Give me your detailed diet, I want to know everything, I dont care if you had a fucking raisin at 3am, I want to know about it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    Heavy, since it's obvious that when you're drunk you cannot tell a lie. Give me your detailed diet, I want to know everything, I dont care if you had a fucking raisin at 3am, I want to know about it.
    No idea. I hire a guy. He tells me what to eat and I fucking eat it when he tells me to eat it. I'm a drug guy that can train like a bulldozer. I am not a diet guy. I gave up on that stuff years ago. I just make sure my diet guy is very well taken care of. Whatever he wants I make sure he gets it.

    Here is a secret for you though since I'm feeling generous. Spend more on a diet guy than gear. A second set of eyes will keep you from mind fucking yourself. I can guarentee you will end up mind fucking yourself if you run everything yourself.
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    Good read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyiron View Post
    No idea. I hire a guy. He tells me what to eat and I fucking eat it when he tells me to eat it. I'm a drug guy that can train like a bulldozer. I am not a diet guy. I gave up on that stuff years ago. I just make sure my diet guy is very well taken care of. Whatever he wants I make sure he gets it.

    Here is a secret for you though since I'm feeling generous. Spend more on a diet guy than gear. A second set of eyes will keep you from mind fucking yourself. I can guarentee you will end up mind fucking yourself if you run everything yourself.
    How much does hiring a nutrionalist usually run?
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    best read of my day, do not delete this and yes i want to be a freak!

    ''is she cheating on me'' lol...aas dose this to me
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    holy fuck I'm glad I read this! removes all doubt to whether your bat shit crazy or not!

    no in all serious this is a great read brother! and very motivating
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    Good post.

    Diet always do 90% job...

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    He he heee ... "I love that post Heavy!"

    I hear ya on the tren facts - shit, I was running 800mg + for about 6-7 months.

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    haha good shit i like to see a modest guy get cocky sometimes/

    whats up with the fish, you cant substitute grilled chicken instead if one doesnt like fish? or is it a sodium thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyiron View Post
    He is a bit out there but there is always some truth in his posts. This is my version...I did a test run a while back. All I can say is fucking Tren at high doses for long durations is insane in a good way...hypothetically...

    drool..tren....i wish i could run it always! with low dose accutane that is ha..stupid acne

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    HeavyIron you're an animal. LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyiron View Post
    Spend more on a diet guy than gear.
    So true. That is what it is all about and guys worry about the cost of their gear. Have you seen food prices lately?






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    Good shit bro !!
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    Excellent read Heavy!!

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