It's gritty so you're not tempted to wank with it.
What everyone else is saying...that's just how it is.
Underarms or forearms right after you dry off from showering.
If you're bald, rub it on your head...NOT A JOKE.
The needle tears a hole, The old familiar sting...Trent Reznor
My mom thought I'd just fade away and go write the Great American Seedy Disgusting Perverse Novel. Instead he's writing songs like "You must keep pepper in your pussy to act this mean"...Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes