Thread: help plz

Why did you do that? Any PCT?

Originally Posted by help1

hi every1 i need ur help i did a deca only cycle for 3 weeks i stopped 3 weeks ago now i have deca dick what can i do to solve it and how long will it take i was doin 3oo ml a week

you should have thought about this before injecting your body with hormones...

get a hold of some nolvadex, won't fix it--might help though

What do you mean by deca dick. Can't get it up or can't come?

300 ml...wow man thats a lot of oil...hehehe...I assume you mean 300mg per week. Why on earth did you start a cycle and stop after 3 weeks? Why didn't you run test with your deca? What kind of PCT did you have in mind for your cycle? If you can't answer any of these questions then you had no business messing with the stuff. Rather than hand you the answers, you should look it up and learn from your mistake. Maybe next time you won't be so foolish about doing a cycle.

I think this guy is full of shit. He doesn't even know what he is talking about. A kid who is after a laugh.
help1, if your deca dick doesn't turn into super dick tomorrow, cut it off, hold it to the sky, and curse the God who gave you such a lame piece.

hi its me ok i went on steroid world and they said it had little side effects so i went ton that, i then saw that it decreased sex drive so i stopped it after 3 weeks, i have just been to the doctors about it, by deca dick i mean it is limp and i have no sex drive i was thinking of either taking test propionate now , will that make me randy again or ashud i go straight on to clomid plz plz help i am not taking the piss itt is now 3 weeks since my last jab yeah i was doing 300 mg sorry

i am only 20 by the way

Was this your first cycle? Have u even researched before taking roids?

Anyway you could start a test only cycle at 500mg for 10 weeks then do PCT, but not test propionate. you are new to this, use enthante instead

Also use proviron with it to increase your libido

yeah i looked on steroid world and they gave side effetcs as 1 out of 5 so what do u think the best way of getting my libido back is?

can u get clomid legally in the uk?

I certainly don't recommend that you start another cycle. You need to learn much more first. Clomid or Nolva might help for now. It was hard to take your initial post seriously because it didn't make any sense that someone would do that. A three week Deca only cycle? This should be a sign to you that you don't know enough about steroids to take them. Spend the next few months doing lots of research from various sources before you even consider juicing again.

Originally Posted by help1

hi its me ok i went on steroid world and they said it had little side effects so i went ton that, i then saw that it decreased sex drive so i stopped it after 3 weeks, i have just been to the doctors about it, by deca dick i mean it is limp and i have no sex drive i was thinking of either taking test propionate now , will that make me randy again or ashud i go straight on to clomid plz plz help i am not taking the piss itt is now 3 weeks since my last jab yeah i was doing 300 mg sorry

I think you need to go back to school and learn to spell and write correctly.

Originally Posted by dg806

I think you need to go back to school and learn to spell and write correctly.

Maybe he can't read either.

Originally Posted by help1

yeah i looked on steroid world and they gave side effetcs as 1 out of 5 so what do u think the best way of getting my libido back is?

Now you know how lacking such a stupid ass scale will be. Side effects are not some linear thing, nor should you attempt to put a number on your body like that.

Now that everyone knows, limp dick, possible high blood pressure leading to ventricular hypertrophy and premature death, moodiness, lack of sex drive, extended periods of HPTA not recovering - all possible side effects, is equal to 1 out of 5 apparently

sorry about the spelling,i was in a hurry, the only reason i stopped taking it after 3 weeks is that i came accross this forum so does anybody have any ideas to help me to get back to normal?thanks guys

I would get some HCG and nolvadex...

yeah get some hcg ASAP do like 3000-4500iu for 2-3 weeks.

Drop a zero there and do it every 4 days, more HCG is not somehow "better."

I read this thread, and was a bit put off. I thought we were all about helping. Of COURSE, most of the basic questions are going to be from newbies. He explained why he started deca, and in his defense was smart enough to stop it after only 3 weeks when he noticed a limp dick. Just because he is from the uk, doesn't mean english is his first language. I suspect that is the case (maybe not ).

At any rate, I had a similar situation caused by a long shut down. Two weeks of daily HCG injections, 250 iu's a day, worked wonders. After 10-14 days, switch to twice a week only. Once you get your situation under control Help1, like the others said, do more research before trying another cycle. Plan your next proposed cycle and post it here for critique.

You are right JD. I just wanted to drive home how important it was for him to educate himself before putting more drugs into his system. I was an ass, though. I thought he was joking at first, because it didn't make any sense that someone would run a three week deca only cycle. I am a still a newbie myself, and have asked lots of questions that seemed stupid. Thankfully, I didn't jump into gear head first without doing research. I still haven't started my first cycle. You are a good man, JD.

Originally Posted by JerseyDevil

Just because he is from the uk, doesn't mean english is his first language. I suspect that is the case (maybe not ).

Since when do british not speak english?? I think the whole point was that he knew NOTHING before he started. He had no business starting. True newbies need help and that is what we are here for, but lets make it a point to learn first, not after.

sorry guys i do agree i shud have dun more research and im paying 4 it now ok well iv got clomid coming on thursday my 1st language is welsh by the way!so how long u rekon ill be shut down 4 if i run the clomid i had an erection when i woke up earlier so hopefuly things arnt to bad???????

Are your balls up to size? No one can tell you for sure how long until things are normal, but I imagine that if the nuts are looking right you will be doing much better after a month on Clomid. This would not be a good time to restrict calories or good fats either. Good luck and sorry for being an ass to ya.

Originally Posted by dg806

Since when do british not speak english?? I think the whole point was that he knew NOTHING before he started. He had no business starting. True newbies need help and that is what we are here for, but lets make it a point to learn first, not after.

Uh Dave, so you don't think Great Britain has it's share of immigrants just like here in the good ole US of A?

Seems to me, he DID do research. Problem was, it was a lame site and he got bad advice. In the 80s in particular deca only cycles were very popular, even now some people swear by them, although I think we all know it isn't wise.

The best 'anabolic' board administrator I know is G-S, and he would have ripped some of you guys a new one for the way you talked down to Help1.

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

I just wanted to drive home how important it was for him to educate himself before putting more drugs into his system. I was an ass, though. I thought he was joking at first, because it didn't make any sense that someone would run a three week deca only cycle. I am a still a newbie myself, and have asked lots of questions that seemed stupid. Thankfully, I didn't jump into gear head first without doing research. I still haven't started my first cycle.

Hey Help since you only were on for 3 weeks you should not have too much trouble getting your test levels back up again. Stopping the cycle may not have been a bad thing. Your better off after 3 weeks then after 3 months of deca only. Get some Nolvadex and or Clomid to help get your natural test levels back up to normal. If you can't get these drugs then go to GNC and get some 6OXO and Tribulus. Those will help if you can't get the mentioned drugs.

Originally Posted by JerseyDevil

Uh Dave, so you don't think Great Britain has it's share of immigrants just like here in the good ole US of A?

Sure, I just meant in general. And if he just relied on one board, that is not research IMO. I would not trust one board or person's advice on something I knew was potentially dangerous.