Gas Gas Gas!!!!

Just a guy · 12-09-2004, 09:27 AM

Jesus... My Farting is UN natural.... i have done 4 or 5 cycles not stop for a year and half and my god... I fart EVERY minute. I am consuming 5.5K-6.5K calories a day. I knew i would be very gassy with me eating so much.... but man. if someone struck a match in my house we would ALL blow up. Anyone else a walking gas ball??

**Mudge** · 12-09-2004, 11:50 AM

Nope... if you are drinking a lot of milk or fiber though, that could do it.

QuestionGuy · 12-11-2004, 07:14 PM

i trust me man i fart so much, ahhhh i did right now again, my friends hate it, lol..

min0 lee · 12-11-2004, 08:04 PM

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

lnvanry · 12-11-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

No way...It was really funny but there is no way even if human gas collected after a whole lifetime would equal the same amount a kilowatts released from a nuclear explosion

Evil ANT · 12-11-2004, 10:55 PM

Hmm, I don't fart enough. Everyone I know is always farting but I rarely do. Maybe I should eat more Raisin Brain or something.

12-09-2004, 09:27 AM	#1
Just a guy Senior Gear head Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,320 Photos: 1	Gas Gas Gas!!!! Jesus... My Farting is UN natural.... i have done 4 or 5 cycles not stop for a year and half and my god... I fart EVERY minute. I am consuming 5.5K-6.5K calories a day. I knew i would be very gassy with me eating so much.... but man. if someone struck a match in my house we would ALL blow up. Anyone else a walking gas ball??

12-09-2004, 11:50 AM	#2
Mudge Pizza the Hut Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 23,027 Photos: 1	Nope... if you are drinking a lot of milk or fiber though, that could do it.
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Evil ANT Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 629 Photos: 3	Hmm, I don't fart enough. Everyone I know is always farting but I rarely do. Maybe I should eat more Raisin Brain or something.
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