Thread: Stupid cycles on other sites

Originally Posted by Jakepo55

Im 18 years old and play football. i have had numerous X rays done to check growth plates and i am no longer growing.

Am i a candidate for steroids or no?

I want to take steroids because i want to dominate my senior year.

5'10 200lbs 12% bodyfat 18 yrs

thanks

Originally Posted by Need2bBigger

I am doing a cycle and i need a little advice on it. One thing you should know is that I won't be taking my dbol until around week 4 because I am having trouble getting ahold of it but I will have it by then. I wanted to start out with it but it didn't work out that way.

Week 1-10: 500mg Test E, 300mg Deca
Week 4-8: 50mg DBol/day
Week 7-14: 10mg Nolva/day (only have 50 pills, let me know if I should do this different but I won't be able to get anymore Nolva)
Week 1-15: 200mg Vitamin B-6/day
Week 13-15: Clomid Therapy

I just took my 2nd shot today and what I want to do is add Clen somewhere at the end of my cycle to cut out some fat and reduce my post cycle muscle loss but I don't know exactly when I should take it. Also, should I take anything with then Clen? I'm pretty cut, the only fat I really have is in my gut. Thanks for the help guys.

Then this person posts the dudes profile....

Originally Posted by Tyrone_Biggums

Date of Birth:
February 12, 1986
Age:
19

Height:
5'11"
Weight:
175lbs

I recomend you train naturally for 2 more years and get up to 190-200 naturally.
You are too young and too small to be taking steroids IMO.

This one is my favorite

Originally Posted by mrsocks

Today I injected sust and deca into my left delt I pulled the thing back to see if it filled with blood which is really hard when it's in your shoulder but no blood came out So I injected it then waiting a little to make sure it absorbed cuz I put the needle in like half way then took it out and some blood came out so I cleaned it up Anyway later that day I took a shit and I felt something pouring out of my ass like water or something when I was done I looked in the toilet and I saw oil floating in the water that looked like the juice I injected I injected it on an empty stomache but I don't know why I shit it out Does that mean the shot was wasted?

This is my post....don't make fun of me please...I have some personal issues.

Originally Posted by loki_is_a_god

my probation officer calls me and tells me he is coming over. so i have this bad feeling because my baby momma and me are fighting so i think she might have called him and told him i am using steroids. so i take all my pins and steroids and put them in a bag and put them in the trash can out side. the can was only a fourth full so i didnt think anything of it ...the shit would of only been there a hour tops...well guess what ten minutes later while inside waiting for my p.o. the trash guy shows up.....its messed up but hella funny...i am kinda glad my p.o directly asked me about me being on steroids i told him he could go look around because i knew my shit was gone heading to the dump...but he said he would test me next time i went in thats december 13...i was taking 750mgs of sustanon and 500mgs of deca per week..this is week 9...can he test for that stuff in a piss test or blood test? i kept all the nolvedax and clomid.....for my pct...so i am good there.....i also have
hum@lin R to help keep most of the muscle i gained....

Originally Posted by jeff113113

I'm starting my first cycle hopefully next week. Just waiting on my d-bol. I'm doing d-bol for 4 feeks 20mg/d, deca for 8 at 250mg/w, hcg for 2 5000 i.u., prov/nolv for 3 weeks. I know a lot of people here like test but i didn't order it this go round. Will i see good results for this cycle. 198lbs, not sure on bf. i would guess around 16-18%.

what site are these from? I bet I can guess...

Originally Posted by Pro_built7

Alright guys, i have a very serious question that i need answered. but before i ask it is imperative i give you some background info. Im 20 and have done a few cycles already, I started when i was 17..no flaming let me explain i started researching roids 2 years before is decided to go ahead with a begginner 5oomg/wk test e cycle. yes i had pct clomid all the good stuff. i was the most complete, dedicated to nutrition, 17 year old you would ever meet and in my mind i was ready. I read everything i could and obtained an enourmous amount of knowledge off this site years ago. but this is my major dilemma, not that i regret my decision, my younger brother turned 17 about a month ago and I KNOW he is contemplating roids. He knows i was 17 when i started and i'm positive this will fuel him. BUT he is not dedicated to nutrition, and diet and i am worried i've already seen him researching, and he told me the other day he is saving his money up but wouldnt tell me for what. now what do i do i think it would be completely hipocritical of me to defer him, when i know he will just do it anyway. so should i share with him my knowledge on the proper and safe use of these exptremely powerful substances, or just tell him not to do them....which is useless..........I apologize for this long and boring thread but i need expert advice on this problem. also dont flame, i believe flaming is mostly useless and i loose alot of respect for guys who flame away.

Originally Posted by Tyrone_Biggums

First thing you can do is set a good and intelligent example.....you have not done that.
At only 17-20 you are still jucing, way too young. Looks like the pot calling the kettle black to me.
Not flaming you, just telling it like it is.

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

what site are these from? I bet I can guess...

http://forums.steroid.com/index.php?
http://forums.steroid.com/search.php?searchid=2362228
Anabolic Review Forums

This is why steroids are illegal

I've seen worse! lol

AG
www.ag-guys.com

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

This one is my favorite

Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsocks
Today I injected sust and deca into my left delt I pulled the thing back to see if it filled with blood which is really hard when it's in your shoulder but no blood came out So I injected it then waiting a little to make sure it absorbed cuz I put the needle in like half way then took it out and some blood came out so I cleaned it up Anyway later that day I took a shit and I felt something pouring out of my ass like water or something when I was done I looked in the toilet and I saw oil floating in the water that looked like the juice I injected I injected it on an empty stomache but I don't know why I shit it out Does that mean the shot was wasted?








I remember posting a reply to that one.

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsocks
Today I injected sust and deca into my left delt I pulled the thing back to see if it filled with blood which is really hard when it's in your shoulder but no blood came out So I injected it then waiting a little to make sure it absorbed cuz I put the needle in like half way then took it out and some blood came out so I cleaned it up Anyway later that day I took a shit and I felt something pouring out of my ass like water or something when I was done I looked in the toilet and I saw oil floating in the water that looked like the juice I injected I injected it on an empty stomache but I don't know why I shit it out Does that mean the shot was wasted?








I remember posting a reply to that one.

Is pooping out your gear even possible....Its not like you ingest it

Why don't the mods or vets say something on their site.....I honestly don't understand????


Are people really that dumb?

Originally Posted by derelict

Hey dudes.

I've been reading around on this forum for quite awhile now and have never had the reason to post until now!

Come jan. 06 I will be running my 2nd cycle of Deca and Test E which will look like this:

weeks 1-16 Test E@ 500mgs/ wk
weeks 1-8 Deca@ 350mgs/ wk


This will be my 2nd cycle.. I am 215lbs, 6'3'' around 14% bf

I just thought Id post this to see what you guys had to say...any suggestions good or bad? whatever you guys can come up with to help me on my way would be great!

thanks!

This is from the guys profile

Date of Birth:
March 2, 1987
Age:
18

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsocks
Today I injected sust and deca into my left delt I pulled the thing back to see if it filled with blood which is really hard when it's in your shoulder but no blood came out So I injected it then waiting a little to make sure it absorbed cuz I put the needle in like half way then took it out and some blood came out so I cleaned it up Anyway later that day I took a shit and I felt something pouring out of my ass like water or something when I was done I looked in the toilet and I saw oil floating in the water that looked like the juice I injected I injected it on an empty stomache but I don't know why I shit it out Does that mean the shot was wasted?

Originally Posted by tough old man

Oh boy you have got to be kidding.

1) You never ever remove the needle and clean it up.
2) Your imagination far exceeds the rest of the people that post here. I guarantee you 100% what you saw was not the anabolics you injected into your delt.

I remember posting a reply to that one.

One of your kinder responses

wow thats all i have to say there are some really dumb ass people out there.

One of my buddies started juicing at either 16 or 17, he is now 28 and dosent regret it but would never reccomend it to anyone. So i guess he falls in the same category as all these people

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsocks
Today I injected sust and deca into my left delt I pulled the thing back to see if it filled with blood which is really hard when it's in your shoulder but no blood came out So I injected it then waiting a little to make sure it absorbed cuz I put the needle in like half way then took it out and some blood came out so I cleaned it up Anyway later that day I took a shit and I felt something pouring out of my ass like water or something when I was done I looked in the toilet and I saw oil floating in the water that looked like the juice I injected I injected it on an empty stomache but I don't know why I shit it out Does that mean the shot was wasted?







I remember posting a reply to that one.

That was the funniest thing I have ever heard ... God ,what he is thinking !!!

Here's another to add to your collection from over there..


Im doing 2000mg testo, what can i add?
Im doing 2000mg/ew testo enanthate(ICN GALENIKA) and 20iu pwo insulin.
Im going to stay on all year(2006)

Im thinking about doing 5weeks on and off with drol or dbol all year is that to much for my liver to handle?

And should i go with 10weeks on/off tren acetate instead? whats best?

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Here's another to add to your collection from over there..


Im doing 2000mg testo, what can i add?
Im doing 2000mg/ew testo enanthate(ICN GALENIKA) and 20iu pwo insulin.
Im going to stay on all year(2006)

Im thinking about doing 5weeks on and off with drol or dbol all year is that to much for my liver to handle?

And should i go with 10weeks on/off tren acetate instead? whats best?

Jesus, that's pretty hardcore...sounds like a cracked out version of tough's year long cycle...

Originally Posted by needledik

im 6'4 and only weigh 165lbs.. been working out for about 2 months now and am interested in doing steroids... i wanna gain weight fast (obviously) and was wondering what the best option would be for me to go with, i did a half cycle of deca about a year ago but had to stop cause my shoulder got blown out..but im ready to go at it hard again, so pls give me as much help as u can... i would prefer non injection because i HATE needles but if the side effects and results are that much better then i will, but i prefer pill form..

thanks alot guy really appreciate it

Have to love the brain dead

Tough bitching at me for trying to be nice to the retards

Originally Posted by tough old man

you need a saucer of milk. Your becoming a weak fuck when it comes to jumping on these kids. Post and be your rude self to an extent. Now quit being a puss and tell them like it is...BROTHER

PT

hahahahahh thats some funny shit ,,,,i can iagine that idiot walking around all day worried that he shat out his test lol

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

and 20iu pwo insulin.

THAT SOB IS GONNA DROP DEAD FROM BEING SO HYPO!!!

Wow... the things people think

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=209152

Originally Posted by Switch

I've been going to the gym and doing an hour work out at least 3 days a week for the past year and I'm ready to do my first cycle. I got a vial of deca and was planning on using it alone at 200mg/week. But reading more I see that I should stack it with something but I dont know what. I heard sust works well but I'm not looking for the whole aggressive side effects thing. I'm quite an easily frustrated person to begin with, so something else???

I'm 5'10 160 with 19% b/f

also what should i get for pct

thanks a lot

OMG! this has gotta be a winner right here!!!

Originally Posted by Dave Abbott

Hiya lads, just looking for advice i am kinda new to roids, just recived in the post today my order, i ordered dianabol and winny and i want to mix, i have heard that both are toxic so i am going to take milk thissle as well as a liver protecter, i need advice on how many tablets to take each day for example 3 winny / 2 dianabol!

Below is what i have got:-
Stanozolol 5

Methandrostenolone 5mg

Please could you give me some advice on if i should mix or do a cycle on its own! all info is appreciated, and how many should i take a day!

Cheers lads / girls!

a mod replys and tells him this

Originally Posted by PartyBoy

D-bol 25mg ed weeks 1-4
winny 50mg ed weeks 3-6

spread dosage 3 or 4 times through the day, with food.

Gobble some milk thistle and drink plenty.

as if that isn't bad enough, the poster then goes and replys with THIS..

Originally Posted by Dave Abbott

which one is which??

Stanozolol 5

Methandrostenolone 5mg

whats dianabol and whatss winny???

if you don't believe me, check it out for yourself! http://www.muscletalk.co.uk/Advice_o..._824877/tm.htm

that is truely amazing!

Originally Posted by Lilfatty

Here's my goal, im 5 11 and about 205, i want to use somthing that with regular excersize, walking, pushups, situps, and so on, i can rapidly lose weight, my goal is about 25 lbs maybe more, and build muscle. ive been told to get some test 250, but i cant find any in the U.S. . My question is to all you users and so on, what would be the best for me to use? With the least sideeffects to worry about, with no dick problems, and where can i get it?

Originally Posted by Lilfatty

Whats wrong with taking steriods if not lifting weights. why wont they work with other workouts.

Originally Posted by NYC BIG MIKE

Where's Tough Old Man when I need him?

Originally Posted by thekidd

I am 5'6" 160 lbs 20% BF... Getting impatient with burning fat, losing about 1/2 pound a week... looking too speed fat burn... A friend told me T3 would help me dramatically? What do you think?

also, are the side effects bad?

Here are his posted stats on his profile

Date of Birth:
April 2, 1987
Age:
18