Not trying to be a smartass but you really need to shelf the steroids and do a LOT of research. Start with proper diet and training. Your diet is not only wierd it is ridiculous. This subject comes up just about every day. Use the search function.
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05-14-2009, 08:25 AM #1Registered User
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Confirmed!!
Ok here we go, my first cycle look like this:-
WEEK 1_12: Testosterone enanthate @ 200mg (May be 250mg but not more)
WEEK 1_12: Diananbol Tablets @ 25 mg Every day
So what you guys think?
One serious problem with me is this that i tried using Dbol Tabs @ 10 mg every day(just to check my tolerance levels) but i got my nipples puffed up and some pimples on my neck!
So should i go with this cycle or not?
Weight:123 pounds
EXPERIENCE:3 years
AGE:21
and... alot of body fat
I am 5'9" and have a really strange diet it looks like this:-
meal 1 : 10 egg whites with cereal bread (500 ml milk with whey)
meal 2 : 500 ml milk with whey and 12 bananas
meal 3 : rice with chicken breast 1/2 kg
meal 4 : 500 ml milk with whey and bananas
meal 5 : rice with potataos and beef steak
meal 6 : 500 ml milk with whey
meal 7 : Oats with milk and 1/2 kg fish(tuna)
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05-14-2009, 08:40 AM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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wow those meal figures are.. wow....
5"9 and only 123lbs?? and doing test??
10 egg whites in meal one???
12 bananas in meal 2???
half a kilo of chicken in meal 3???
half a kilo of tuna meal 7???
and you're 123lb???
wow
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05-14-2009, 12:43 PM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by hexamine
Dude you have all kinds of crazy ass posts. Stop wasting everyone's time and bandwidth.
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05-14-2009, 12:58 PM #5Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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Wow....12 weeks of dbol. Encore.
Where does a 123 lb. person hide 12 bananas?
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05-14-2009, 02:54 PM #6SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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jchappj already did it, but i'm calling bullshit aswell.
Good luck not overdosing on potassium with 12 bananas a day. What are you, a shaved chimp with a PC?http://www.getlifting.info
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So your very fat at 123 lbs???
Obviously the banana plan is not working!
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05-14-2009, 08:38 PM #8Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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12 bananas!!! Bahahahahahahaha!
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Originally Posted by KelJu
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05-16-2009, 11:41 AM #10Registered User
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THanks guys...AND my mommy told me that if I have nothing nice to say, I should say nothing at all.
Last edited by Built; 05-16-2009 at 05:37 PM. Reason: Potty mouth
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very nice. and right off the cuff too. boy i bet nobody gets anything by you.
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05-16-2009, 02:42 PM #12Jamaican Rude Boy
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Wow ! Hey young Homey a few things come to me about this. Originally Posted by hexamine
1. First thing, you might wanna consider just doin your thang on tha natural tip for a couple more years, see where you go with some fly training and a swell diet. Natural first, Supernatural later ( ha ha). Feel me on that.
2. All due respect young playa , but on the real your diet plan does come off as wack , but thats just because you don't know. Put in some work ( research) and all that will str8'n out as you learn more about the game. Trust that.
3.I'm gonna give up some game here (Life lesson here) Dude , unfortunately there are folks that wait for tha chance to just dis someone else ( even for seeking knowledge ) and will just talk shit , insult, and basically play hard, or maybe forget that they had questions ( yeah even dumb ones ) at one time. Some mean well for real and just don't sugar coat whats real, some just wanna be seen as " cool" or to get in tha "set"and build their shit off joining in with some ole weak ass hater ass shit. Don't set yourself up like that,ask tha cats with some people skills that are bout really helping not ripping and talking shit . Most important, never let some fool make you resort to reply with this kinda shit. Rise above tha dumb shit, Remember this: Before you dis another man, you gotta first dis yourself for that shit to even happen.Keep ask'n just seek and learn. There are (or used to be, I been away awhile) some heavy cats here knowledge wise that can and will point you in tha right direction. Find them .
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Good Luck HomeyLast edited by Built; 05-16-2009 at 05:38 PM.
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05-16-2009, 02:58 PM #13Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Mikhal
Bahahahahahahaha this shit keeps getting better and better.
I'm laughing at how this whole thing was presented. I'm not trying to put anyone down, this shit is just funny. Your post has a lot of wisdom in it, but it is presented in a way that is very hard to take seriously.
As far as the OP, the diet is laughable. It is obvious that the OP has done zero research yet he is already jumping towards steroids for an edge. Why go for the edge when you don't have the foundation.
12 Bananas? 12? 12 whole fucking bananas? WTF! That is the dumbest shit I have heard of in a long time. Why would you eat 12 bananas? I can't think of a good reason to eat more than 1 banana in a meal. That's not "haten". That is me having serious doubts about the critical thinking abilities of someone who would even try to do that.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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12 bananas, milk, whey, and eggs. Forget the steroids, can you imagine the farts? You should add some beer to the mix, I heard it activates dbol.
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