Thread: How big is min0 lee's.............

Cock



True Story



It has been many years now, but I can't seem to forget what happened to me. I was as a young seaman in the Navy. I still wake up at night rock hard thinking about it! I am happily married now to a good woman and have a few kids, but I can't get this image out of my mind.

We had been out to sea for a couple of months and everyone onboard my destroyer was looking forward to a little time off. The Captain announced that we were going to Phuket (Thailand) for a week of R & R. I had never been to Thailand before but was certainly looking forward to it! I had heard all the stories of the willing young girls and the free booze. I had a wad of cash in my locker and I was itching to spend it!

The old timers were telling sea stories of the wonders of Thailand. One old grizzled sea dog looked at me and said "Son, watch out for Soi Crocodile!" I asked him what that was but he just grinned and said "sometimes in Thailand the best looking women ain't." The raucous conversation continued and I forgot his remark. We pulled in the early the next morning and I was on one of the first boats ashore.

I went with my mates and started hitting all the open air bars down the streets, called Soi's in Thailand, drinking one or two beers in each before moving on. It was pretty dead at 10 am, but the girls were waking up and heading out to greet the sailors from the ship. It had been a while since a ship had come through so the girls smelled money and came flocking.



I sat at the bar an ordered a beer. One of the lovely ladies eyed me and slid over to a stool next to me. She was really stunning! small breasts, slim waist, perfect face, you name it she had it. She spoke almost perfect English and asked me my name. I told her, and she asked for a drink. I got her an expensive coke . We started chatting and flirting around. The girl asked me if I had a hotel yet. I didn't so they suggested a nice place not too far from where we were. The girl seemed anxious to go so we took off for the hotel.

So, we get to the place, I pay for a few days and head up to the room with the young hottie in tow. The room turns out to be nice enough, a large bed, TV, and a huge shower. I tell the girl I need to shower and to make herself at home. As I start to soap up, she comes into the room in just panties and starts to soap me up. I hadn't been with a woman in months and this really got my attention! I was rock hard just looking at those perfect tits! She began soaping my back and moved around to the front, soaping my chest, belly and finally my crotch. Thought I would explode! I was in heaven!

She washed me, It was too good to true! she asked me if I liked banana. I was like banana!? Who could think about eating at a time like this! So I said sure, I like bananas, but we could get some later. She looked at me with a coy smile, spouted off some Thai and dropped her panties.

My jaw hit the floor. Between the legs of this beautiful girl was a hard cock! I was stunned. Here I am standing naked in a shower with a raging hard on with what I thought was a gorgeous women, and she turns out to have a dick! I don't know what to do. I didn't lose my hard on, in fact I was hornier than ever! Then she started stroking me and said "I am min0 lee' you likey"? I thought I would explode!

I was in the military myself, they give you briefings about shit like that when you deploy! I have a solution whenver you meet a hot chick in another country just giver her the Crocodile Dundee Handshake (Cup the Hand and Grab the Crotch) If the crotch feels like she is smuggling hoagies GTFO and Get to the Choppa!

OLD PAINLESS!