Thread: Snookie's Ass

Yeah if I were wasted and I didn't have any Astroglide to LHJO with and xhamster.com was down.

Yes without a doubt.

Yeah, I want to cum in her ass cheeks. She's hot.

By the way, who is Snookie? What is Jersey Shore?

Originally Posted by KelJu

Yeah, I want to cum in her ass cheeks. She's hot.

So you would lick her asshole?

Originally Posted by sprayherup

So you would lick her asshole?

Shue, why not.

Uhhh... what the fuck? It looks like an ass on an old lady. There is nothing there!

If I was absolutely wasted sure. However, Id fuck J-woww, Sam, and Angelina 10 times each before her. Then 10 x more.

I went back and clicked on the pictures to enlarge them. I retract my previous comment to lick her ass. I'd still cum between her ass cheeks though. With a fatty ass like that, I could fuck her without even penetrating. You know? Kind of like a titty fuck, only its a bumfuck. Her leg fat is doing a muffin top where her socks end, too.

Wow, seriously, she needs to go for a jog. I'm probably twice her weight but in much better shape.

Her bombs look good all pressed up in the tops she wears. I bet they look awful naked. They're real though right?

Does she even look in the mirror before going out in public?

I think those pics reveal how ugly she really could be. Watching the show, shes not that bad, but still bad.

A fat girl without a fat ass belongs in a circus.

I bet she's awful at sucking dick too. She seems like one of those selfish broads in bed.

Her ass is on par with Laurence Fishburns daughters. Gross!!

I hate the "modesty" aspect, though. Wtf? If you're going to be ballsy (or idiotic) enough to actually walk out the house wearing something like that then don't give me that false modesty of trying to hold your skirt down. What? Let your cheeks hang out!



On the other hand... she might want to cover that up entirely.

I kind of looks like she is running to take a shit, and she is trying to plug the hole to keep a turd from falling out of her ass.

I thought vertical lines were supposed to make you look thinner. it looks like shes wearing a money belt.

^^^Vertical lines not working!

Originally Posted by KelJu

I kind of looks like she is running to take a shit, and she is trying to plug the hole to keep a turd from falling out of her ass.

Ah, a plausible explanation.

as much as that ass has been hit, i'm sure turds are falling out all of the time

I have a feeling most of you are homosexual.

meh....it didn't look that bad or good from those photos.

so.......yea, I'd hit it

lol

id hit it

she's too fat for me......plus she smokes cigarettes......i don't care if a chic is the hottest pornstar and on my nuts.....smokers are a major turnoff

Of course I would hit it, but I would feel bad afterwards. I fucking despise attention whores.

fuck this troll. can we get a thread on jwowws tits?

Originally Posted by KelJu

I kind of looks like she is running to take a shit, and she is trying to plug the hole to keep a turd from falling out of her ass.

With that fat ass she's probably gotta shit twice for the first one to come out.

HA! Apparently Photobucket's terms of use does not approve of Snookie's bum.

All the Jersey girls are okay by me....lower your standards to raise your stats, yo.