This guys wife has been in a comma for 2 years and he goes to visit her everyday before and after work. So one day while the nurse was giving her a bath she noticed some activity in her monitor while washing around the woman's vagina. She tells the doctor what happened and when the husband came to visit that evening he pulled him to the side and explained the earlier events.
Now the doctor tells the husband,"This may be a long shot, but we believe if you have oral sex with her it might just bring her out of her comma." The husband thinks about it for a minute and responds "Ok, if you really think there is a chance I'll gladly try anything to get my wife back."
So he goes in the room with his wife and closes the door and the blinds. A few minutes go by then all of a sudden the alarms and monitors start going crazy sounding off, lights flashing and as the doctor starts checking the wife he turns to the husband and asks " What happened?"
The husband replies in a calm cool voice, " I think she choked."