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- 02-06-2011, 11:09 AM #1Registered User
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jesus
do you think he had a penis? and how do you think he controlled it?
- 02-06-2011, 11:49 AM #2Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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I heard that Jesus told the messicans before he left, "name all of your children after me and don't do anything until I return"
... fucking messicans
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jesus was a dick
- 02-06-2011, 01:29 PM #5Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Jesus died for your sins. Doug Stanhope is doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
- 02-06-2011, 01:52 PM #6Registered User
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i wasnt there quit blaming me for jesus dying. i'll sin all i want. its FUN
- 02-06-2011, 01:53 PM #7DRSE owns this shithole SUPER MODERATOR
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jesus collects coupons, and steals change from homeless people!
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309 
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
- 02-06-2011, 02:47 PM #8Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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I bet Al could fuck him up! Originally Posted by theCaptn' DRSE Reconnaissance
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- 02-06-2011, 02:59 PM #10Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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You're going to hell Min0. See you there!
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We can throw a kegger!
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- 02-06-2011, 03:02 PM #12Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by KelJu 
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I'm sure Jesus would say "Thank you God for gifting me with a huge penis" Originally Posted by vortrit
- 02-06-2011, 05:13 PM #14Manwhore
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yes he had a penis and he kept it down by thinking about your mom.
you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for
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