Valintines Day Contest for the IM Ladies

**Retlaw** · 02-10-2011, 11:11 AM

Ladies if you could date a IM member on Valintines day, who would you pick ?

Ill start....

**stephfanny** · 02-10-2011, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Ladies if you could date a IM member on Valintines day, who would you pick ?

Ill start....

Hmmm...so many to choose from. I would start by eliminating anyone that would use a loaded gun to initiate foreplay.

I guess since you asked, I'd choose you Ret

**AmM** · 02-10-2011, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by stephfanny

Hmmm...so many to choose from. I would start by eliminating anyone that would use a loaded gun to initiate foreplay.

I guess since you asked, I'd choose you Ret

SCORE!!!

**GearsMcGilf** · 02-10-2011, 01:09 PM

Damn, that was like shootin' fish in a barrel for walter. I wonder if he's always been such a smooth mfker.

**vortrit** · 02-10-2011, 01:11 PM

What a fucking loser if you ask me. Pathetic someone is always trying to pick up a date on an internet forum because they can't get a date in real life without paying. Total fagotry!

**vortrit** · 02-10-2011, 01:14 PM

By the way I'm just fucking with you RetLAW. Don't get all uppity on me...

**REDDOG309** · 02-10-2011, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by vortrit

By the way I'm just fucking with you RetLAW. Don't get all uppity on me...

If your scared, buy a dog.

**klc9100** · 02-10-2011, 02:20 PM

retlaw is a pimp. .

**SloppyJ** · 02-10-2011, 03:11 PM

I'd like to get it in between your boobs Ret.

**vortrit** · 02-10-2011, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by REDDOG309

If your scared, buy a dog.

Yeah, I'm really scared.

**Retlaw** · 02-10-2011, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by stephfanny

Hmmm...so many to choose from. I would start by eliminating anyone that would use a loaded gun to initiate foreplay.

I guess since you asked, I'd choose you Ret

Deal sweetheart

. Thanks Beautiful !

I pmed my cell #

**Retlaw** · 02-10-2011, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by vortrit

By the way I'm just fucking with you RetLAW. Don't get all uppity on me...

Shit I just neged u, sorry Bro !

**SloppyJ** · 02-10-2011, 03:56 PM

Jesus Retlaw. Was a negging really required? I thought we were past that stage.

**REDDOG309** · 02-10-2011, 03:58 PM

Hes negging vortrit when vortrits negging power is 3 times his

**Retlaw** · 02-10-2011, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by stephfanny

Hmmm...so many to choose from. I would start by eliminating anyone that would use a loaded gun to initiate foreplay.

I guess since you asked, I'd choose you Ret

**Retlaw** · 02-10-2011, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by REDDOG309

Hes negging vortrit when vortrits negging power is 3 times his

Go fuck yourself bitch !

You his fucking Girlfriend ??

**Retlaw** · 02-10-2011, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by SloppyJ

Jesus Retlaw. Was a negging really required? I thought we were past that stage.

Wrong !

**pitbullguy0101** · 02-10-2011, 04:32 PM

ret i mean bob chill out and i wanna call a truse so Ill give you a tip for a fantistic v day when you take pictures with a chick on v day please choose a chick with bigger tits than you i know it will be hard to find but trust me her EEs will make your DDs look small.
i'm just looking out for you bro best of luck

**pitbullguy0101** · 02-10-2011, 04:35 PM

and if you really want o get into her pantys take her to the gym and do cardio this will show her that even tho you are a fat tity ass hole you are trying not to be an oxygen and are trying to loose that extra breast tissue instantly make you more desirable and if you choose the kind of women i think you will she will want to dildo you up the ass and squeeze your tits one last time.... your gunna be big pimpin before you know it on valentines day!

**Gena Marie** · 02-10-2011, 04:39 PM

We all know who I would pick. The man himself

Love you baby

**IronAddict** · 02-10-2011, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

We all know who I would pick. The man himself

Love you baby

**hagaroids** · 02-10-2011, 05:46 PM

I would put it in cellar door's butt.

**Retlaw** · 02-10-2011, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by pitbullguy0101

and if you really want o get into her pantys take her to the gym and do cardio this will show her that even tho you are a fat tity ass hole you are trying not to be an oxygen and are trying to loose that extra breast tissue instantly make you more desirable and if you choose the kind of women i think you will she will want to dildo you up the ass and squeeze your tits one last time.... your gunna be big pimpin before you know it on valentines day!

Listen Dildo, I banged more hot chicks in the last month, then you can count on both hands, Btw, you look like a fucking convict with aids, you think the girls like that look ?

.

**Retlaw** · 02-10-2011, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

We all know who I would pick. The man himself

Love you baby

**Retlaw** · 02-10-2011, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by pitbullguy0101

ret i mean bob chill out and i wanna call a truse so Ill give you a tip for a fantistic v day when you take pictures with a chick on v day please choose a chick with bigger tits than you i know it will be hard to find but trust me her EEs will make your DDs look small.
i'm just looking out for you bro best of luck

Lot of inbreeding in SC, Im guessing your date will be a toss up between your Mom and 12yo sister again ? Let us no who the lucky woman will be this year. And btw who the fuck cuts your hair bro ?

, That one goofy hair do 1

**vortrit** · 02-10-2011, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Shit I just neged u, sorry Bro !

That's okay. I negged you back.

**david** · 02-10-2011, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by hagaroids

I would put it in cellar door's butt.

I like this response! It completely is in the opposite direction with your past history of talking about pumps and animals!

**SloppyJ** · 02-10-2011, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by hagaroids

I would put it in cellar door's butt.

x100000

**Retlaw** · 02-11-2011, 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by pitbullguy0101

and if you really want o get into her pantys take her to the gym and do cardio this will show her that even tho you are a fat tity ass hole you are trying not to be an oxygen and are trying to loose that extra breast tissue instantly make you more desirable and if you choose the kind of women i think you will she will want to dildo you up the ass and squeeze your tits one last time.... your gunna be big pimpin before you know it on valentines day!

Bro, you look like Eddie Munster on roids !

**DiGiTaL** · 02-11-2011, 02:30 AM

Happy Valentines day everyone!

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