$30.00 per hour to dress up as an elf and smash my cock with a ball-peen hammer repeatedly while singing classic christmas carols. I got a few gigs. It was cool.
....on craisglist?
How much did you make?


$30.00 per hour to dress up as an elf and smash my cock with a ball-peen hammer repeatedly while singing classic christmas carols. I got a few gigs. It was cool.
Were you planning on offering services on Craig's list, Fancy?
What kind of services?![]()


I'm not J&T enough to offer my services on CraigsList. One day though. Summer's coming.
-I know your words, just not together.


Need gear money?


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i have bought and sold tons of shit on CL. nothing of the sexual nature though, if that's what you meant.
i know a dentist that doesn't have time to "date". he buys all his pussy on CL. i've seen some of them and they are VERY hott. . .
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