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Blasphemy

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Blasphemy is irreverence[1] toward holy personages, religious artifacts, customs, and beliefs. The Abrahamic religions condemn blasphemy vehemently. Some countries have laws to punish blasphemy,[2] while others have laws to give recourse to those who are offended by blasphemy. Those laws may discourage blasphemy as a matter of blasphemous libel,[3] vilification of religion,[4][5] religious insult,[6] or hate speech.[7]

That's cute Ewe!

religion shouldn't even exist in this day and age.

Originally Posted by apietrosanti86

religion shouldn't even exist in this day and age.

Much like Unions.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Much like Unions.

Good point.

Westboro Baptist Church is where its at.

Like the queers who wrestled in Rome and Greece, MMA is sodomy central.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

This boxer (Bernard Hopkins) tells the truth in this video. Two men wearing panties should not be sticking their nuts in each other's faces. I may not be from the "hood", but we never did that either.



All True Christians™ love the sweet science of standing up and boxing, but rolling around on the floor in some fixed sport just makes you a poof.

Pride? More like gay pride.

Hey everyone AnythingGoeser, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Brucie, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Brucie had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Brucie's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Brucie son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay Mommy, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.



Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Brucie attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Brucie received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.

So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Hey everyone AnythingGoeser, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Brucie, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Brucie had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Brucie's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Brucie son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay Mommy, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.



Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Brucie attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Brucie received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.

So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.

the sad thing is i don't doubt that this was a real scenario. fundamentalist christians make me sick. scum of the fucking earth, along with extremist muslims.

Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

Westboro Baptist Church is where its at.

you remind me of someone....

Originally Posted by apietrosanti86

the sad thing is i don't doubt that this was a real scenario. fundamentalist christians make me sick. scum of the fucking earth, along with extremist muslims.

The little chocolate speedway merchant deserved it because he was gay, he pranced into the classroom wearing a yellow book bag which no care in the air.... What kind of straight six year old would do that?

Really, the little sausage smoker got off too easy. Hopefully he learned his lesson.
"Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying." Proverbs 19:18

Originally Posted by apietrosanti86

you remind me of someone....

Is this where the Back Door Christians congregate? I can cure your perversion of choice even if we have to stone you.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

The little chocolate speedway merchant deserved it because he was gay, he pranced into the classroom wearing a yellow book bag which no care in the air.... What kind of straight six year old would do that?

Really, the little sausage smoker got off too easy. Hopefully he learned his lesson.
"Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying." Proverbs 19:18

just remember, those who wrote the bible were themselves a bunch of fairies. let's not follow suit. science > god. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014

God said, "let their be gay people so I can send someone to hell for something Jesus never did"

Originally Posted by Dark Saney

God said, "let their be gay people so I can send someone to hell for something Jesus never did"

i know, i was there, but he said that after a night of binge drinking and a few 8 balls. he tried to butt fuck a dude right before. embarrassed that he was denied his chance at man-ass, he stated the above quote. i think it might be in the bible somewhere.

Originally Posted by apietrosanti86

just remember, those who wrote the bible were themselves a bunch of fairies. let's not follow suit. science > god. Is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal? [J Abnorm Psychol. 1996] - PubMed result

Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

NO!



Period. I get so sick of hearing false Christians prattle sanctimoniously about this "issue" as if they're engaging in some profound theological discussion. The Bible's word is definitive and thunderous.

1 Corinthians 6

9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

If you repeatedly engage in sodomistic acts, you're not really sorry and Jesus has no use for you. Homosexualism is a RELIGION, and God only tolerates one of those at a time: Christianity!

It is you that is gay!

Originally Posted by apietrosanti86

i know, i was there, but he said that after a night of binge drinking and a few 8 balls. he tried to butt fuck a dude right before. embarrassed that he was denied his chance at man-ass, he stated the above quote. i think it might be in the bible somewhere.

It does boggle the mind, what this vile creature can come up with to try and destroy Christianity. But you see, he lives in an upside-down, inside-out universe, where men are "feminine", goths are "Christian", females are "empowered", and animals, nigras and illegal wetbacks have "rights", but Godly White True Christians™ don't.

The world of an unrepentant heathen is a twisted, nightmarish one. Burn in hell wetback!

Originally Posted by vortrit

saved.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

saved.

Religion is the opium of the people.
-Karl Marx

Religion is but a symptom of the real problem, and like an opiate for the injured, only provides temporary relief, if any at all. It does nothing to solve the core issue. For real and lasting happiness, an actual solution for the people must be found. The solution lies in the repair of broken economic and political structures, and the clear fact that they serve to oppress the individual.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

yes but he accepted Jesus as his savior first.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

NO!



Period. I get so sick of hearing false Christians prattle sanctimoniously about this "issue" as if they're engaging in some profound theological discussion. The Bible's word is definitive and thunderous.

1 Corinthians 6

9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

If you repeatedly engage in sodomistic acts, you're not really sorry and Jesus has no use for you. Homosexualism is a RELIGION, and God only tolerates one of those at a time: Christianity!

It is you that is gay!

It would appear Jesus has a real hard-on for ass pirates.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

It does boggle the mind, what this vile creature can come up with to try and destroy Christianity. But you see, he lives in an upside-down, inside-out universe, where men are "feminine", goths are "Christian", females are "empowered", and animals, nigras and illegal wetbacks have "rights", but Godly White True Christians™ don't.

The world of an unrepentant heathen is a twisted, nightmarish one. Burn in hell wetback!

funny. you call me a wetback, yet you're from that hell hole the bronx aka little puerto rico. you fucks think you know everything just because your god empowers you. i'll be laughing over you when he doesn't come to your aid. now, how much do you charge to mow a lawn? do you even know what a lawn is or do you live in an apartment complex, ridden with your kind, sharing one room with 15 others? i'll just sit upon my rich, atheist throne, awaiting your reply, indulging in all the sins that your god keeps from you.

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE MOTHERFUCKERS!?

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Hey everyone AnythingGoeser, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Brucie, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Brucie had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Brucie's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Brucie son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay Mommy, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.



Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Brucie attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Brucie received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.

So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.

I bet the guys here at the Jesus is Lord Gym would love to post this on their bulletin board, way to make Jesus proud little Christian Soldier!

Originally Posted by apietrosanti86

funny. you call me a wetback, yet you're from that hell hole the bronx aka little puerto rico. you fucks think you know everything just because your god empowers you. i'll be laughing over you when he doesn't come to your aid. now, how much do you charge to mow a lawn? do you even know what a lawn is or do you live in an apartment complex, ridden with your kind, sharing one room with 15 others? i'll just sit upon my rich, atheist throne, awaiting your reply, indulging in all the sins that your god keeps from you.

You spics think that just cause you're Catholic that God and Jesus are with you, but we all know Baptist is Jesus' preferred path, why do you think he befriended John the BAPTIST? When the Lord arrives he will first strike down every Hayzeus(Jesus) down in Burrito land and then scorch the Vatican to the ground with his heart rays, but not before taking the Pope in his Popemobile for a joy-ride giving him a massive heart attack.......Go Lord Almighty GO!!!!