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    if LHJO was an olympic sport

    . . which country would win the Gold Medal?
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    I would get the gold medal every year...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillHicksFan View Post
    China. There's fuck all girls.

    yeah but theyd get disqualified for tiny cocks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    yeah but theyd get disqualified for tiny cocks!
    So what would be the minimum size for cocks that enter the LHJO contest?
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    Lets say no shorter than 5, maybe 6 inches and it has to have enough girth that my fingers can't touch.



    Can I be a judge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    . . which country would win the Gold Medal?
    You'd win the gold, but I'd win the silver!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CellarDoor View Post
    Lets say no shorter than 5, maybe 6 inches and it has to have enough girth that my fingers can't touch.



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    Quote Originally Posted by CellarDoor View Post
    Can I be a judge?

    Sure, we all need a target.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CellarDoor View Post
    Lets say no shorter than 5, maybe 6 inches and it has to have enough girth that my fingers can't touch.



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    Only if you lick up the mess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CellarDoor View Post
    Lets say no shorter than 5, maybe 6 inches and it has to have enough girth that my fingers can't touch.



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    How about 5 1/4inches and your fingers may touch.... but how big are your hands?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Saney View Post
    How about 5 1/4inches and your fingers may touch.... but how big are your hands?
    She's got hug man hands!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Saney View Post
    So what would be the minimum size for cocks that enter the LHJO contest?
    there would be olympic standards I guess, a committee to decide of allowable cock dimensions.

    Be advised that this is a televised sport
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    Fuck! I don't work good under pressure.

    Any bonus points for quickest to bust?

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