A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:
I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit .
Jagbender's battle of the bulge The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
"We must, indeed, all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately".