Thread: Jesus was murdered!

Damn Jews

That's right. Tortured and executed by jews

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

by the Jews no less!

Discuss

Technically, it was suicide, right? I mean if he had the power to save himself then what else could it be but suicide?

Of course if he knew he was going to rise in three days? Was he playing possum or was he actually dead? How much would a body decompose in three days?

Otoh, he could simply and magically heal whatever rigor, etc. took place from his time of death to his resurrection.

Originally Posted by Curt James

Technically, it was suicide, right? I mean if he had the power to save himself then what else could it be but suicide?

Of course if he knew he was going to rise in three days? Was he playing possum or was he actually dead? How much would a body decompose in three days?

Otoh, he could simply and magically heal whatever rigor, etc. took place from his time of death to his resurrection.

A good point, right there

Originally Posted by Robalo

That's right. Tortured and executed by jews

I think in this case the Jews got it right . . imagine if that bastard was allowed to roam the world, healing and shit?

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

I think in this case the Jews got it right . . imagine if that bastard was allowed to roam the world, healing and shit?

So, what you're saying is that the jews were paid by the pharmaceutical industry to murder the healer wich was leading the industry to bankrupcy?

I see

If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.

Tesla is a mormon

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

I think in this case the Jews got it right . . imagine if that bastard was allowed to roam the world, healing and shit?

I've always figured the wine makers were behind all the drama. They got wind of this hippie freak making wine from water and he immediately became public enemy number one.

Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.

Now that is profound!

What cracks me up is the white man's image of Jesus: a typical nordic blonde. In reality he would have looked like any other filthy, camel raping arab

Originally Posted by thecaptn'

what cracks me up is the white man's image of jesus: a typical nordic blonde. in reality he would have looked like any other filthy, camel raping arab

IT'S A MIIIIIIIIIRRRACLE!!!

And before anyone else calls me an atheist, it's my firm belief that Jesus has one GREAT sense of humor.

Let's just settle with pervert, shall we?

Jesus the latino is in jail for smuggling drugs into the USA.

Then he came back as Zombie Jesus

It would have been right about now that he began to think "Holy shit, didn't those dim- witted goat herders listen to a fucking thing I said?"

Jesus was Lucifer who mocked God by doing what no Jew could and earned his way back to heaven according to God's own law and then God gave up and made him ruler of the world now.

Revelation 22:16 (New International Version, ©2011) 16 “I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you[a] this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star.”

Isaiah 14:12 (New International Version, ©2011) 12 How you have fallen from heaven,
morning star, son of the dawn!
You have been cast down to the earth,
you who once laid low the nations!

Originally Posted by Justinbro

Jesus was Lucifer who mocked God by doing what no Jew could and earned his way back to heaven according to God's own law and then God gave up and made him ruler of the world now.

Revelation 22:16 (New International Version, ©2011) 16 “I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you[a] this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star.”

Isaiah 14:12 (New International Version, ©2011) 12 How you have fallen from heaven,
morning star, son of the dawn!
You have been cast down to the earth,
you who once laid low the nations!

I want you to make me feel like i'm the only girl in the world. Like i'm the only one that you'll ever love. Like i'm the only one who knows your heart.


EDIT: Forgot to switch to CD account

No way
pics or ur lyin yo

Jesus the latino is out of jail on probation and is said to be soliciting 14 yr old girl for sex.

We will see how long it takes CNBC's Chris Hanson detective extraordinaire to discover Jesus's schemes.

Originally Posted by Realist

Jesus the latino is out of jail on probation and is said to be soliciting 14 yr old girl for sex.

We will see how long it takes CNBC's Chris Hanson detective extraordinaire to discover Jesus's schemes.

The rest of the class won't let you sit with them at lunch so you're currently fucking off in the library on the internet?

Fuckin Jew got what he deserved. They shoulda made him bite the curb like Ed Norton did to those filthy ghetto Knigs.

I heard the Penguins aren't going to play an 8th game in the Post Season.. Maybe they need moar gears

Originally Posted by Dark Saney

I heard the Penguins aren't going to play an 8th game in the Post Season.. Maybe they need moar gears

That's a low blow even for you Saney. X2 for more gears.