Thread: Women, stop fucking with our heads.

And lesson to the guys, if she seems even a little insecure. Next!


Now to go face palm myself a few times.

The wise amongst us would have fucked her sister by now

The one smart enough to understand the true art of putting out, yes she shall meet my glory soon.

make sure you wipe your dick on her curtains!

GICH!

And when we're done I'll use the curtains as a blanket for my dick when sleeping.

Thanks SIR!

This chick's bringing negative shit into your life already and you haven't yet fucked her sister.
WTF are you waiting for? Get on it before somebody else does.

Those chicks are out there so just beat them at their game.

She'd be the perfect girlfriend if she wasnt such a pussy.

Ex-asshole-boyfriend problems. You know what the fucked part is, here I am, attempt at being the best boyfriend for her but you know shes just gonna end up going out with some 140 pound jlacap looking kid with a butterfly tattoo on his neck that represents his french side.

Ugh Women.

Originally Posted by DiGiTaL

She'd be the perfect girlfriend if she wasnt such a pussy.

This is our main problem sometimes as male species, we set expectations and think we can mold the women into been a great companion. There should be a rule where you meet a girl, get to know her for a full month and if you think she has potential keep dating her and been respectful to her but as soon as you find out she is just not the one, fuck her and move on. Most girls are just spycho bitches and thats just the way it is, we fuck them and let them be their selves (without getting attached to them emotionally) until we find the one girl who is worthy of making us behave like civilized human beings.

I rather enjoy fucking with your heads.

Originally Posted by DiGiTaL

She'd be the perfect girlfriend if she wasnt such a pussy.

Ex-asshole-boyfriend problems. You know what the fucked part is, here I am, attempt at being the best boyfriend for her but you know shes just gonna end up going out with some 140 pound jlacap looking kid with a butterfly tattoo on his neck that represents his french side.

Ugh Women.

Many chicks dont like to be treated nice. They just want to be fucked and treated like a piece of meat. They'll tell you otherwise however they are lying. Sad but true.

Originally Posted by CellarDoor

I rather enjoy fucking with your heads.

and thats why nice loyal loving guys like me are single because we dont feel like chasing after some bitch thats just going to fuck with our head.

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

This is our main problem sometimes as male species, we set expectations and think we can mold the women into been a great companion. There should be a rule where you meet a girl, get to know her for a full month and if you think she has potential keep dating her and been respectful to her but as soon as you find out she is just not the one, fuck her and move on. Most girls are just spycho bitches and thats just the way it is, we fuck them and let them be their selves (without getting attached to them emotionally) until we find the one girl who is worthy of making us behave like civilized human beings.

What he said.

Originally Posted by CellarDoor

I rather enjoy fucking with your heads.

You wouldnt fuck with my head, cause you love me too much

Fear not, I will obtain some roofies and this bitch shall feel my wrath.

Originally Posted by CellarDoor

I rather enjoy fucking with your heads.

I'm not sure you're talking about the right head CD.


OP - why do you put up with stupid shit? If she can't be honest about what she wants or doesn't want from you there's a problem. She's not a teenager is she?

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

This is our main problem sometimes as male species, we set expectations and think we can mold the women into been a great companion. There should be a rule where you meet a girl, get to know her for a full month and if you think she has potential keep dating her and been respectful to her but as soon as you find out she is just not the one, fuck her and move on. Most girls are just spycho bitches and thats just the way it is, we fuck them and let them be their selves (without getting attached to them emotionally) until we find the one girl who is worthy of making us behave like civilized human beings.

Digital, bypass her sister and go straight to her mother...work your way down to her sister!

"behave like civilized human beings?" Nah, that's not possible as long as we have nuts and test running through our blood...unless one's a fag.

Originally Posted by Kathybird

I'm not sure you're talking about the right head CD.


OP - why do you put up with stupid shit? If she can't be honest about what she wants or doesn't want from you there's a problem. She's not a teenager is she?

She's not a teenager.. yet

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Originally Posted by Cgrant

She's not a teenager.. yet

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That isn't even classed as jailbait Digital.

Originally Posted by Kathybird

I'm not sure you're talking about the right head CD.

I think she was the only one that got what I was saying.

Originally Posted by CellarDoor

I think she was the only one that got what I was saying.

Oh we got it. We just ignoredg you lol

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Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

Many chicks dont like to be treated nice. They just want to be fucked and treated like a piece of meat. They'll tell you otherwise however they are lying. Sad but true.

Unfortunately for us, this is true.

Originally Posted by Rubes11

and thats why nice loyal loving guys like me are single because we dont feel like chasing after some bitch thats just going to fuck with our head.

No, your single because you are chasing. People always want what they can't have. You gotta learn to be the right balance of naughty and nice with a side of unattainable.

Originally Posted by DiGiTaL

You wouldnt fuck with my head, cause you love me too much

Oh I would, and you'd love every minute of it, trust me on that baby.

Originally Posted by Cgrant

Oh we got it. We just ignoredg you lol

Can you ignore me fist fucking your eye socket?

Originally Posted by CellarDoor

Unfortunately for us, this is true.



No, your single because you are chasing. People always want what they can't have. You gotta learn to be the right balance of naughty and nice with a side of unattainable.

Fuck Dr. Phil...I'll go with Dr. CellarDoor's advice!

What makes you guys think that she needs/wants to be fucked? May be she just wants to be a friend. Just because she talks to you or calls you doesn't mean she is looking for a fuck.

Originally Posted by chobby192

What makes you guys think that she needs/wants to be fucked? May be she just wants to be a friend. Just because she talks to you or calls you doesn't mean she is looking for a fuck.

Chobby, you asked a very good question. This is the only answer I can come up with. It's because all of a man's senses are passed through his Dick/nutts before going anywhere else in his body. Most guys see, hear, taste, etc. through their dick/nutts. It's a damn curse/disease with the only cure being maturity and that doesn't always work.

Originally Posted by CellarDoor

Can you ignore me fist fucking your eye socket?

hmm...

sounds like youve got tiny hands..



makes my .. look bigger!

I've tried treating them nice and with respect, it never works if you have genuine feelings for them. The moment they believe that they have you in their pocket the'll move onto the next guy.

I never bought in the the "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" thing when I was younger however as I grown older I can see that it rings true.
Quite often what the girl says and want she wants are the complete opposite and then they wonder why men can't work them out.

Of course not all girls a wired this way however there's a good majority that are. I used to pity them but now I feel they can reap what they sow due to their bad taste in men.

If you can find girl who you are both physically and mentally attracted to, who accepts you for who you are and that does not screw with your head then you are definitely on a winner.

does she know you are looking for a girlfriend and not just a lay? does she know you're really into her? sometimes you need to just speak up. we are women not mind readers.