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    Obama, George Bush and a couple of ladies


    Sitting together on a train were Obama,
    George W. Bush, a little old lady,
    and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few
    seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama
    has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

    No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped
    the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

    The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried
    to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
    the old lady and she slapped him.

    Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the
    blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but
    missed, and got me instead.

    George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
    so I can slap the sh*t out of Obama again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jagbender View Post
    George Bush thinks.......?
    Insert cricket & frog noises here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    Insert cricket & frog noises here!
    you have a point there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jagbender View Post
    you have a point there!
    lol Didn't intentionally intend to hijack your thread, but that shit wrote itself!


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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    lol Didn't intentionally intend to hijack your thread, but that shit wrote itself!


    NP you DID think of it tho
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