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    The ultimate spotter

    So I was working out at the gym today and the only two people in there were me and this pretty big gay dude. I needed a spot on a couple of my sets so I asked him if he would be willing to help me out and I gotta tell you guys, it was pretty nice. Not only was he not scared to get close and really grab my wrists but between sets he didnt stop complimenting my physique and amazingly funny jokes (even though I wasnt telling any).
    pretty awesome huh?

    Any thoughts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gissurjon View Post
    So I was working out at the gym today and the only two people in there were me and this pretty big gay dude. I needed a spot on a couple of my sets so I asked him if he would be willing to help me out and I gotta tell you guys, it was pretty nice. Not only was he not scared to get close and really grab my wrists but between sets he didnt stop complimenting my physique and amazingly funny jokes (even though I wasnt telling any).
    pretty awesome huh?

    Any thoughts?
    Sounds awesome. Maybe next time you can give each other reach arounds.

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    Have him spot you doing squats from behind you next time. He will spot you with all 5 of his limbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minimal View Post
    Have him spot you doing squats from behind you next time. He will spot you with all 5 of his limbs.
    5 limbs, I dont get it.. you mean his penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gissurjon View Post
    5 limbs, I dont get it.. you mean his penis?

    Yes.

    Did you know that they were gay and were you comfortable with him touching and being close to you?

    Are you a closet homo? (serious)

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    Haha he wasnt flamboyant, I actually didnt find out he was gay until he said something about his boyfriend.

    But to answer your question, yes I was still comfortable with him spotting me. I couldnt care less wether you are gay or not as long as you respect me just as I would require of any other person. He had to be close in order to spot me and to be honest, I would rather put aside homophobic issues (if i had any) than crack my head.

    Plus im from Europe, were not filled with judgement and categorization tendancies of others

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gissurjon View Post
    Haha he wasnt flamboyant, I actually didnt find out he was gay until he said something about his boyfriend.

    But to answer your question, yes I was still comfortable with him spotting me. I couldnt care less wether you are gay or not as long as you respect me just as I would require of any other person. He had to be close in order to spot me and to be honest, I would rather put aside homophobic issues (if i had any) than crack my head.

    Plus im from Europe, were not filled with judgement and categorization tendancies of others
    Thats cool brah. I'm not a homophobe either and i wouldn't have problem asking a gay dude for a spot as long as there is no surprise butt secks involved.

    I thought you were from america and thought it was surprising. Since you're from europe, it makes sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gissurjon View Post
    So I was working out at the gym today and the only two people in there were me and this pretty big gay dude. I needed a spot on a couple of my sets so I asked him if he would be willing to help me out and I gotta tell you guys, it was pretty nice. Not only was he not scared to get close and really grab my wrists but between sets he didnt stop complimenting my physique and amazingly funny jokes (even though I wasnt telling any).
    pretty awesome huh?

    Any thoughts?

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    Honestly, it'd be flattering to hear gay guys compliment on my looks. (no homo)

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    this thread gives me the warm fuzzies
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    this thread gives me the warm fuzzies

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    this thread gives me the warm fuzzies
    That was my intent

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    I was invited to a gay bar with some friends of mine (they are gay)..

    I'm hoping some guys there find me jerked and buy me some drinks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Das Sloot View Post
    I was invited to a gay bar with some friends of mine (they are gay)..

    I'm hoping some guys there find me jerked and buy me some drinks

    Gears
    those homos gonna spike your drink and rape your arse out in the alleyway . . just ask Al
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.

    Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.

    He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.

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    I see gay people
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    have him blow you next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by minimal View Post
    Honestly, it'd be flattering to hear gay guys compliment on my looks. (no homo)
    Thats pretty gay.............jk bro.

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    Did his balls touch your forehead when he spotted you on the bench? Would you let him?

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    ahaha ^^ not a true spot if they didnt
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    Quote Originally Posted by country1911 View Post
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    San Francisco is in the U.S.

    Quote Originally Posted by D-Latsky View Post
    Did his balls touch your forehead when he spotted you on the bench? Would you let him?
    Why you thinking about that man's balls? do you miss yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by justhav2p View Post
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    a couple of well placed bite marks and he coulda been a champion... instead of a loser with a nut sac in his face...

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    Why are you bragging about getting hit on by a fag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Latsky View Post
    Why are you bragging about getting hit on by a fag?
    who is this question for? me?

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    My definition of fag is somebody who is flamboyant and has feminine tendencies. This guy wasn't. What he was, was about 30 pounds bigger than you and would probably love for you to call him a fag to his face. But you wouldn't do that would you?

    stop projecting your homo-erotic fantasies on me man, you're obviously the one getting excited here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gissurjon View Post
    My definition of fag is somebody who is flamboyant and has feminine tendencies. This guy wasn't. What he was, was about 30 pounds bigger than you and would probably love for you to call him a fag to his face.
    So the spotter was the butch, I am catching on now.

    Fag!

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    Quote Originally Posted by country1911 View Post
    So the spotter was the butch, I am catching on now.

    Fag!
    Spot on

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