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    Funny Joke

    Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it"

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    I would have drove my tongue as deep as I could have into her asshole.

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    Bah ha ha!!!

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    Hahaha

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    lolll

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmw View Post
    I would have drove my tongue as deep as I could have into her asshole.

    I can tell by your avatar, you are the hind lick master!!

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    Lol!

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    Love it.
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    haha lol

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    lol

    hind lick
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    Hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmw View Post
    I would have drove my tongue as deep as I could have into her asshole.
    X2 hahaha.
    The real strong have no need to prove it to the phonies. ~ Charles Manson


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    I was hoping this would be more racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SloppyJ View Post
    I was hoping this would be more racist.
    i thought he was going to tell the one about the guy he gave free gear to and wont even do a decent log for him to promote with.... i love that one!!
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