Thread: Almost got my ass kicked at Sam's Club

....best thing to do was to just walk away.

She's probably dropping the military donations on twinkies

being a veteran myself, I would have told that woman to shove it and if my kids weren't there I might have even got more colorful. You didn't do anything wrong.

I said no to the boyscout cookies when walking out of the gym today, yeah I felt bad but sometimes I am just not in the mood.

They were probably just two shit-bags trying to hustle their junk fix/trailer rent from people who DO want to support the troops.

If you want to support a Joe, go to places like: USO or cup of joe (green beans, the local 'star bucks' AAFES uses has a program, that you buy a cup of coffee and a Joe gets to drink it and will send you an email saying thank you.
Its the little things over here that makes a Joe's day. Make this place a little more better.

Fuck those assholes. That's why there's concealed carry. They were probably just trying to hustle people out of their hard earned cash.

Handled the situation perfectly, no matter what question they asked.

Now that fat bitch with couch butt and the built in vigina fanny pack and her coulda been in the military meth ticket would have gotten their asses stomped if that was me. I would have turned around walked back inside Sam's and told them to call 911, there about to be a Rodney King style beat down out in front. While I went roid rage crazy beating is head into the concrete I would have let her pry her fat ass out of the shopping buggy before I shoved that shinny 30 lb bag of protein up her ass with the cane you know she was walking with. Then would have offered to buy them McDonalds for lunch because I am not a complete asshole.

That said, I get very stressed out at the grocery store so I either send my wife or I got at 2:00 am so the fuck place is a ghost town. I have been police escorted out of a couple of grocery store for going nuts on customers.

honestly if that happened to me depending on my mood I would have told that fat bitch to have another! Explain to her she doesn't know what terror is much less a terrorist. Vets don't act like that when they are trying to raise money, doubt they were even legit.

I would have tied the recharge cord from the buggy and tie it to the back of my truck.

Most likely they were in cahoots scamming people together. Nobody doing a good deed or anything reputabale would've reacted the way they did.

If anything you should feel glad they didn't pull one over on you and take your last buck.

I absolutely love people like that. They have no idea of the Pandora's box they are opening when they project their opinions and insults directly at me. I can fire back guilt free, and you guys can probably imagine just how much of an brutal dickhead I can be.

In downtown Mobile on the weekends, friends and I use to throw rocks at the religious nuts that sit outside bars and clubs in yelling at people about being sinners and going to hell.

"I may be going to hell later, but you are going to the hospital tonight...WHOOP!"

crazy shit bro

Originally Posted by ecot3c inside

honestly if that happened to me depending on my mood I would have told that fat bitch to have another! Explain to her she doesn't know what terror is much less a terrorist. Vets don't act like that when they are trying to raise money, doubt they were even legit.

I would have tied the recharge cord from the buggy and tie it to the back of my truck.

I know, there is plenty of them in my family. They generally respect people's opinions as many of them do not like what is going with today's wars etc.

I think the dude was just a self-righteous volunteer, I know for a fact that the uniform he was wearing was not an official one.

That fat lady, I think, was just one of those nuts that go around jumping in on people's campaigns to make herself feel better about her hypocritical ass. (goes to church on sunday, yells at people that she hopes they get killed on monday) As a matter of fact, it was sunday. She was probably fresh out of church, where she spent 2 hours nodding her head while the preacher told her to love everybody and show compassion.

Originally Posted by Gissurjon

I know, there is plenty of them in my family. They generally respect people's opinions as many of them do not like what is going with today's wars etc.

I think the dude was just a self-righteous volunteer, I know for a fact that the uniform he was wearing was not an official one.

That fat lady, I think, was just one of those nuts that go around jumping in on people's campaigns to make herself feel better about her hypocritical ass. (goes to church on sunday, yells at people that she hopes they get killed on monday) As a matter of fact, it was sunday. She was probably fresh out of church, where she spent 2 hours nodding her head while the preacher told her to love everybody and show compassion.

Lol...you reacted in the correct manner. Both of them should be ashamed.

too hungover to read this but i repped you based on the title...

U.S.A.!!!

outside the store down the street here, there is always these black guys look to be in their 20's "raising funds for their basketball team" one guy even asked me for a smoke (uhh wtf?, basketball team eh?) there is always a fat black lady with them. they had a box of candy that you could buy at sam's club, no uniforms, no pamphlets, just $4 for some m&m's.

this happened when I was in a macy's at downtown chicago also, they saw my girl's purse (coach) and how we dressed they decided to ask "money for our basketball team?" I was like "no" the mom (or what looked like it) called my gf a stuck up bitch. they were black as well.. luckily I didn't hear that comment until my gf told me when we left the store.

p.s. I'm not racist or prejudice by any means, the story would have been equally funny if it was mexicans raising money for their soccer team, or a couple white kids with missing teeth for their hockey team.

Originally Posted by ecot3c inside

outside the store down the street here, there is always these black guys look to be in their 20's "raising funds for their basketball team" one guy even asked me for a smoke (uhh wtf?, basketball team eh?) there is always a fat black lady with them. they had a box of candy that you could buy at sam's club, no uniforms, no pamphlets, just $4 for some m&m's.

this happened when I was in a macy's at downtown chicago also, they saw my girl's purse (coach) and how we dressed they decided to ask "money for our basketball team?" I was like "no" the mom (or what looked like it) called my gf a stuck up bitch. they were black as well.. luckily I didn't hear that comment until my gf told me when we left the store.

p.s. I'm not racist or prejudice by any means, the story would have been equally funny if it was mexicans raising money for their soccer team, or a couple white kids with missing teeth for their hockey team.

Originally Posted by DecaConstruction

Originally Posted by big60235

Handled the situation perfectly, no matter what question they asked.

Now that fat bitch with couch butt and the built in vigina fanny pack and her coulda been in the military meth ticket would have gotten their asses stomped if that was me. I would have turned around walked back inside Sam's and told them to call 911, there about to be a Rodney King style beat down out in front. While I went roid rage crazy beating is head into the concrete I would have let her pry her fat ass out of the shopping buggy before I shoved that shinny 30 lb bag of protein up her ass with the cane you know she was walking with. Then would have offered to buy them McDonalds for lunch because I am not a complete asshole.

That said, I get very stressed out at the grocery store so I either send my wife or I got at 2:00 am so the fuck place is a ghost town. I have been police escorted out of a couple of grocery store for going nuts on customers.

Originally Posted by KelJu

I absolutely love people like that. They have no idea of the Pandora's box they are opening when they project their opinions and insults directly at me. I can fire back guilt free, and you guys can probably imagine just how much of an brutal dickhead I can be.

In downtown Mobile on the weekends, friends and I use to throw rocks at the religious nuts that sit outside bars and clubs in yelling at people about being sinners and going to hell.

"I may be going to hell later, but you are going to the hospital tonight...WHOOP!"

I gotta hear some of these stories.

Originally Posted by ecot3c inside

outside the store down the street here, there is always these black guys look to be in their 20's "raising funds for their basketball team" one guy even asked me for a smoke (uhh wtf?, basketball team eh?) there is always a fat black lady with them. they had a box of candy that you could buy at sam's club, no uniforms, no pamphlets, just $4 for some m&m's.

this happened when I was in a macy's at downtown chicago also, they saw my girl's purse (coach) and how we dressed they decided to ask "money for our basketball team?" I was like "no" the mom (or what looked like it) called my gf a stuck up bitch. they were black as well.. luckily I didn't hear that comment until my gf told me when we left the store.

p.s. I'm not racist or prejudice by any means, the story would have been equally funny if it was mexicans raising money for their soccer team, or a couple white kids with missing teeth for their hockey team.

For any of you that have never been to Chicago, this story happens over and over. The fucking people that beg for money there are brutal. Was there once and a bum begging for change was sitting on concrete wall with a leg missing. Had the crutches and everything, my gf and I walked by after we just ate dinner and he asked for change. I said I wouldn't give him any cash but he could have my leftovers or I would take him to get food. He was like no man I just want your fucking change and then you can take that hot gf of yours and keep steppin. As I said above I am a bit of a hot head, I flip out on this one leg mutha fucka and was yelling what a piece of lazy shit he was because all he wanted was for me to pay for him to get fucked up on drugs. After about 2 or 3 minutes of me thrashing this piece of shit in the middle of the city. He got up with 2 fucking legs (he was sitting just right so it looked like his leg was gone) grabbed his props and ran away. If I was not on a date and trying to seal my cocks fate that night I would have chased him down and beat him to uncounsiouness.

Originally Posted by big60235

For any of you that have never been to Chicago, this story happens over and over. The fucking people that beg for money there are brutal. Was there once and a bum begging for change was sitting on concrete wall with a leg missing. Had the crutches and everything, my gf and I walked by after we just ate dinner and he asked for change. I said I wouldn't give him any cash but he could have my leftovers or I would take him to get food. He was like no man I just want your fucking change and then you can take that hot gf of yours and keep steppin. As I said above I am a bit of a hot head, I flip out on this one leg mutha fucka and was yelling what a piece of lazy shit he was because all he wanted was for me to pay for him to get fucked up on drugs. After about 2 or 3 minutes of me thrashing this piece of shit in the middle of the city. He got up with 2 fucking legs (he was sitting just right so it looked like his leg was gone) grabbed his props and ran away. If I was not on a date and trying to seal my cocks fate that night I would have chased him down and beat him to uncounsiouness.

*unconscious

Heres a pic of that lady at the Sams Club. Here name is KOS

Originally Posted by squigader

I gotta hear some of these stories.

About 5 years ago - my wife and I are at Trader Ho's (I fucking hate Trader Joe's) shopping after church. The specific store is always full of the rich whores that married some old dried up CEO of butt fuck tech company. I was following my wife through the store and getting more pissed off by the minute because of the people, the $12 wheat grass, $15 fresh ground peanut butter, and so on. Pushing the cart down the main isle and some 30 something bitch pushs her cart out of the tampon isle, stops, LEAVES THE CART RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME blocking the main isle, and walk back down to shop for some clit wash that she forgot.... OH FUCK ME HERE WE GO

So I wait for her to return about 30 seconds later. As I push my cart off to the side (out of everyone else way) I inform her what a little piece of snach she is and that she need to cool that hot ass off. I took her cart full of shit and push into the back of the store opened the cooler and push it inside. She was following me screaming to Stop the whole way. I told her to go get her fucking cart and to just stay inside for a while because the whole store was thinking exactly the same way as I did they are just all a bunch of pussies and wouldn't do anything about it.

Now the police were called and I was asked to not come back to that store for a while and no charges were filed because I simply raised my voice and moved her cart. Never touched her (I would never hit a female) or her property (not considerdered your property until you pay for it) The cops basically told me thank you and to have a nice day.

Greatest part is my wife never stopped shopping. She just carried on like this happens everyday.

Originally Posted by Noheawaiian

Heres a pic of that lady at the Sams Club. Here name is KOS

*her

Captain Correct-O jacked up the next post.

Hey look another picture from Nohe, but yet he can't post one in his own log.

Originally Posted by SloppyJ

Hey look another picture from Nohe, but yet he can't post one in his own log.

in for pics of nohe!

Originally Posted by SloppyJ

Hey look another picture from Nohe, but yet he can't post one in his own log.

Dont you realize that it is nohe in the picture. He needs free gear to get his titties bigger

Originally Posted by big60235

For any of you that have never been to Chicago, this story happens over and over. The fucking people that beg for money there are brutal. Was there once and a bum begging for change was sitting on concrete wall with a leg missing. Had the crutches and everything, my gf and I walked by after we just ate dinner and he asked for change. I said I wouldn't give him any cash but he could have my leftovers or I would take him to get food. He was like no man I just want your fucking change and then you can take that hot gf of yours and keep steppin. As I said above I am a bit of a hot head, I flip out on this one leg mutha fucka and was yelling what a piece of lazy shit he was because all he wanted was for me to pay for him to get fucked up on drugs. After about 2 or 3 minutes of me thrashing this piece of shit in the middle of the city. He got up with 2 fucking legs (he was sitting just right so it looked like his leg was gone) grabbed his props and ran away. If I was not on a date and trying to seal my cocks fate that night I would have chased him down and beat him to uncounsiouness.

Wowwww. Bastard. I only offer food nowadays, if you're truly desperate enough to be begging, you'll take it. If you won't take a free big mac, you really don't need my money. Most bums nowadays spend money on booze, cigarettes and drugs which is part of the reason they're out there.