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    Troll for sale!!

    What I am selling - a troll named noheawaiian that I have owned since I joined the forum.

    Description - geratric, bitchtits, senile, very obedient to me, flamboyantly fruity

    Why I am selling the troll- he has spontaneous meltdowns, he is too ugly for werds, and have to make room for the new trolls like d-latsky!

    Price- two extra Jewish bagels

    Any takers?
    Last edited by Killermonkey; 09-10-2011 at 06:14 PM.

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    Waste of good Jewish doughnuts, I'll give you a yamuka and all the circumcision trimmings you can eat.

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    I will take you up on that if I do t find a better offer, until then . . .


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    We should create a subforum, where only trolls can visit.
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    you have never spent the night with a mosquito."
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    That's an idea! But I think anything goes automatically implies, "trolls welcome". Lol

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    Hurry up because if you act you now you could receive a free complimentary troll named dfagsky. He whines, he bitches and ruins everything he comes across. He is like new and been only Cornholed twice. Don't miss out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    Hurry up because if you act you now you could receive a free complimentary troll named dfagsky. He whines, he bitches and ruins everything he comes across. He is like new and been only Cornholed twice. Don't miss out.
    Are you going for a record? The most pointless bullshit gay threads ever? Fuck you are a loser

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    You own me, don't try to go there son because I see this ending badly for you.

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    Owned again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    You own me, don't try to go there son because I see this ending badly for you.
    Im sure you see yourself getting beat up and ignored by woman too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    What I am selling - a troll named noheawaiian that I have owned since I joined the forum.

    Description - geratric, bitchtits, senile, very obedient to me, flamboyantly fruity

    Why I am selling the troll- he has spontaneous meltdowns, he is too ugly for werds, and have to make room for the new trolls like d-latsky!

    Price- two extra Jewish bagels

    Any takers?

    I got one of those also Dav1dg90, maybe we can trade ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chubby View Post
    We should create a subforum, where only trolls can visit.
    Uhuh !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retlaw View Post
    Uhuh !
    I didn't get one yet, make one for me please. I need a good laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    I didn't get one yet, make one for me please. I need a good laugh
    Look down your shorts

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    Hahaha, I hate you dgaysky but that was undeniably witty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chubby View Post
    We should create a subforum, where only trolls can visit.
    Maybe we can create a sub-forum where every post relates to Chubby sucking my cock!
    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.

    Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.

    He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Maybe we can create a sub-forum where every post relates to Chubby sucking my cock!


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    My money would be on nohe wooping dgayskys ass in a fist fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Maybe we can create a sub-forum where every post relates to Chubby sucking my cock!
    go on...

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    Waiting on nohe

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    Are you still open to offers on your pet gimp? I accidentally choked mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    Waiting on nohe

    Waiting on the Chubby forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Pimpin View Post
    Waiting on the Chubby forum.

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    I'll trade you a used SFW for both!
    He keeps to himself and even knows how to wipe his ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    Waiting on nohe
    Such an "exciting" thread, fucking limp dick portugese prostitute motherfucker. The very idea of you owning anything more than a moldy bagel covered in semen, or azza, is delusional at best. All you've proven so far is that you make shitty threads, you're not intelligent enough to type anything sensible, and you obviously cannot see what it is you're typing due to the sheer quanity of my semen that constantly covers that hideous cock-mask glory hole..i mean..."face" of yours. So stop acting like you've got anymore control than george bush at a black panther meeting, before I shove another ping pong paddle up your ass and suffocate you with my shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sofargone561 View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Noheawaiian View Post
    Such an "exciting" thread, fucking limp dick portugese prostitute motherfucker.
    I like how you threw portugese in there as if its as profane as the other words in that slough of strung together vulgarities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts View Post
    I'll trade you a used SFW for both!
    He keeps to himself and even knows how to wipe his ass!
    Sold to the highest bidder!!!

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