You're such a sweet boy.
All is forgiven![]()


Here it is, thecaptn has negged me several times for posting in a thread he didn't like. After I already posted he said he would neg anyone who posted there. I told him that was a bitch move (it is) so he took swift and overwhelming action
In a PM, he said he would only stop destroying my life (without tons of reps on IMF life isn't worth living) if I made a thread claiming to sucking his wee wee.
So here goes:
Thecaptn, you are the toughest most bad ass dude to ever grace the internet with your incredibly muscular stature. Without hard asses like you the web would be full of honest opinion and free thought. I dont know what I was thinking when I disobeyed a direct order from you. I only hope you can find it in your heart of hearts to let my blunder slide, for without my cherished reps I think this proportionate dwarf will certainly perish. But remember without me you will no longer receive your daily suppository protein injections nor will your mother ever know again the oh so sweet taste of my anus on her tongue. So keep that in mind as you continue to fulfill your purpose in life by saving the IM boards from from posts you dont like and punishing the offenders.
I will however apologize for this: I once went from your ass to your moms mouth.
I'm sure as a bad boy moderator you'll edit this post to keep your family secret safe, but everytime you smell your mothers horrid breath you'll know I speak the truth.![]()


You're such a sweet boy.
All is forgiven![]()
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


Yes the Captn' forced me to admit letting him arse rape me in the past. it only stings for a little while and then it becomes quite enjoyable.
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Don't tread on me!!
Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution


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You fucked Captns mom, too?
Best apology ever!
I wouldnt say sorry to the cunt, fuck the love boat Captn in the ass with his own dildo…..
I?M A BEGGAR
That's the Capt'n!
Within a blink of an eye, he'll screw the whole ship.
"We must, indeed, all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately".
B. Franklin
[QUOTE=oufinny;2484638]Best apology ever

The Captn' is like a catholic priest, he prays upon the children left unattended offering church wine and and a stiffy to the arse.
Don't tread on me!!
Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution


TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


I negged him just because.I can...![]()
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


The captn training partner says "that's what's up bitch!"


Little fkker can bench more that I can![]()
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Ever notice how Downs Syndrome guys all look like they are related? You can blame Captn for that.
I?M A BEGGAR


TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
No but your inbreeding has led you to becoming there heavenly father……..i personally wont take the mickey out of anyone with Downs Syndrome………………except for Nohwelian as he is has a double dose of DS so yes i am saying you must have done something to his chromosone, maybe chroming with him?
I?M A BEGGAR


Azza without nohe your existence is meaningless![]()
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.




Nohe is in his head and owns him even tho he don't have the balls to post here anymore.
Don't tread on me!!
Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution


Don't tread on me!!
Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution


TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.