if u go to miami, go to club space. that club is open till like 11 a.m. ive never gone but i heard is pretty wild


Going to be heading to florida for work in 2 weeks. What's entertaining and exciting (by anything goes standards) in the fountainbleau\sweetwater\doral area??
if u go to miami, go to club space. that club is open till like 11 a.m. ive never gone but i heard is pretty wild
You can go visit hilaleahchico and then workout at porkys gym


Hit up ORAW he has mad connections I'm sure he can show you the best time hands down.




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I wouldn't leave the hotel in Miami but that's just me. Good luck and hope you return.![]()
If you want some real excitement go to The Triangle at night. Its only been featured on COPS 5,000 times.
Little Haiti, Little Havana, Liberty City and Overtown are all great places to get raped and killed too.![]()


^ you'll be fine. If you ever been to camden, newark or the hardest hood in NJ known as millville, you will survive the suburbs of miami.
Hit the beach is what you should do. Just keep your shirt on![]()
Go find Eddie gentleman maddmann or what ever he calls himself this week and kick him in his cunt for me! he hangs out @ porkey's
Go to Calle Ocho 8Th ave and get some "cafe cubano" and some good cuban food!
South Beach
deep sea fishing trip
you will be about 2.5 hours from me I am on the west coast.
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Club passion in Hollywood, FL. A lot of the penthouse girls hang out and party there. Go on Friday, that's when girls get in free and they go crazy. Plus there's hard rock hotel & casino right across the street, so if you strike out with the ladies or just feel like gambling after clubbing, you don't have to go far.
lot's to do in Miami. just google it.
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If you're there long enough, hop in the car for 1.5 hours and see Key Largo.


I remember we stayed in Cocunt Grove which is/was nice at the time for a wedding and the girls wanted to walk (vs a cab) to some restaurant supposedly right down the street.
Well following their directions, we took a wrong turn and a couple blocks away we were in the fucking hood. Nobody running the gas stations spoke English but luckily we rounded a corner and I saw a cop sitting in a parking lot.
As us 4 crackers walked up, this cop says to me what the fuck are you guys doing here?
This was 2002 and the other guy with us was NYPD, which got us a ride in the cop car to the front door of the restaurant. The cop even got out and opened our back door like he was a chauffeur (he let his new cop buddy ride up front). The people on the patio were like WTF?![]()
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Werd, you gets around eh? Hahahahhahaha fuckin millville.
Yeah, no shirtless beach time, yet. My legs are great tho, pantsless beach trip
Haha didn't a few people show at porkys for nothing? Def need a good cuban sammich. Sobe is on, hopefully I don't get raped by a tranny. Shit jag, I could cut through the glades right quick lol.
If she looks like a she its ok, right?
Damn, not going to be there on Friday, but ill def check it out.
Yes. That's what I'm talkin about
Idk, 3 nights, plus working till 5
Hahahhha awesome
Don't remember that from last time when I was in palm beach... then again, imma be right by the glades lol
miami is only good for the night life.
Little Haiti, Little Havana, Liberty City and Overtown are all great places to get raped and killed too.[/QUOTE]
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Jackd11 works out at the Miami Planet Fitness if you wanna meet up with him and his gang bangin' homeboys.

