Thread: probation and steroids

More than likely they'll be testing for THC, opiates, etc. I've never heard of someone on probation being tested for AAS use unless of course you're on probation for charges against something AAS related. It's highly unlikely that they'll test you for AAS.

Originally Posted by RoidRage9

Im going on probabtion in acouple weeks for a DUI for up to a year and ive been blast/crusing for year already and dont want to stop. will i fail there piss tests? I keep hearing no that there panaels only test for things like marijuana coke and heroin and pills and stuff and that stoerid testing is to expensive. I mean they cant test me for taking test all men have test in there bodys wouldnt they have to send it to a special lab and test for testosterone levels or something?

Oh the irony in the username lol.

Get a try script if you're that worried. Most likely you will be g2g though.

All depends on where you are being tested. If the tests are court ordered DRUG tests they sets a level on the first test. Example: you smoke weed you already have a high level of THC in your blood stream, on your first test they will mark that level, if on your 2nd test that level increases you have been using, if it remains the same or drops you pass the test.

I have never heard of anyone failing for high test or HGH levels since they are naturally in your system.

if you are worried....dip your index finger in bleach and let it air dry, grab the piss cup with your index finger inside the cup, piss on your finger with the dried bleach.....
you will pass every time.

Originally Posted by GreenOx

if you are worried....dip your index finger in bleach and let it air dry, grab the piss cup with your index finger inside the cup, piss on your finger with the dried bleach.....
you will pass every time.

Interesting

They dont test for gear

Your G2G

Your def g2g bro.. Just went through this about 6 months ago and had no issues.. They don't test for steroids, only real drugs like opiates, meth, blow etc..

I had a DUI back in 2005 and my PO asked if I was using gear. I told him no but did earlier in the year and some of the drugs were detectable for a year. Needless to say, I took A UA every month for him and he always said it came back clean. Steroid test are pretty expensive from what I've heard so I wouldn't worry to much about it.

You're G2G.

Bro relax your g2g. I am military and if any body would fail based on lose would be me if they were able to track test. Pm if you want to discuss this further. I got your back bro!

So Mote it Be
Chris

Originally Posted by GreenOx

All depends on where you are being tested. If the tests are court ordered DRUG tests they sets a level on the first test. Example: you smoke weed you already have a high level of THC in your blood stream, on your first test they will mark that level, if on your 2nd test that level increases you have been using, if it remains the same or drops you pass the test.

I have never heard of anyone failing for high test or HGH levels since they are naturally in your system.

if you are worried....dip your index finger in bleach and let it air dry, grab the piss cup with your index finger inside the cup, piss on your finger with the dried bleach.....
you will pass every time.

never heard that one before -

Originally Posted by GreenOx

if you are worried....dip your index finger in bleach and let it air dry, grab the piss cup with your index finger inside the cup, piss on your finger with the dried bleach.....
you will pass every time.

This is very interesting...never heard of this...

You won't fail a pis test for a DUI they do a poly 8 or 7 it only tests for narcotics and pot! They only test for anabolics in sports! They might be able to test if there was a request by the court or your PO but I doubt that could happen! I was on parole and still juiced!

Hummmm, I say hummm. Also don't talk to us about it. Talk to your attorney and/or dr.

The bleach thing will post up as "non-conclusive" same as any blocker you can buy at GNC.

naw dude ur g2g

Originally Posted by GreenOx

The bleach thing will post up as "non-conclusive" same as any blocker you can buy at GNC.

Very interesting. Thanks for sharing bro. Never heard of this b4 but good to know.

You will be fine. Been there done it even got a T shirt

No worries. The test for gear is way beyond their budget.

Originally Posted by MDR

No worries. The test for gear is way beyond their budget.

They could easily make him pay for it. Lots of counties make you pay for your time on probation and im sure if they wanted to nail his ass, they would send him the check.

Originally Posted by GreenOx

All depends on where you are being tested. If the tests are court ordered DRUG tests they sets a level on the first test. Example: you smoke weed you already have a high level of THC in your blood stream, on your first test they will mark that level, if on your 2nd test that level increases you have been using, if it remains the same or drops you pass the test.

I have never heard of anyone failing for high test or HGH levels since they are naturally in your system.

if you are worried....dip your index finger in bleach and let it air dry, grab the piss cup with your index finger inside the cup, piss on your finger with the dried bleach.....
you will pass every time.

So why don't pro athletes do this? I'm sure they would be able to tell you did something to the sample to clean everything out...

Originally Posted by boss

So why don't pro athletes do this? I'm sure they would be able to tell you did something to the sample to clean everything out...

It depends on whats being tested. For pro athletes they are specifically looking for steroids, HGH and any hormone imbalances or surges. If they use a blocker it comes back as non-conclusive and depending on the sport a non conclusive is the same as a failed test. Most counties and courts do not have the funds to keep re-testing. The probation or court should give a list of natural products that also signal a positive test.

Lance Armstrong is one example of someone who beat the system for years based on loopholes. Same as the Balco Baseball scandal. Now they specifically look for blockers. If you get ordered to test because of a drug bust they will tell you up front - a non-conclusive is the same as a fail.

Most courts (Northern Cal) look at a non conclusive as just a bad test result..unless the issue in drug related in the first place.