The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT. He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
scented candles, rose pettle trail leading to dimly lit room. "Bwah wah wah wah, I've been really tryin Kosy. Tryin to hold back these feelins for so long." Tell azza how much you appreciate the effort he's put in to this seduction, and how great he looks in his lingerie.