5am wake up peel cum stain moustache off.
5:15 remove inflateable butt plug
5:30 search for pics and threads involving D-lats and masterbate to them til flacid penis is raw again.
7:30 have a glass of purple kool aid and watermelom.
7:50 return to Ironmag and troll more D-lats thread and fist giant anus while eletricuting tiny testicle.
9:00 cry into pillow about being obsessed with a guy on the internet.
10:00 call boss and listen to him smack titties together while wearing pantyhose and a blond wig.
12:30 pass out from loss of blood to the brain.
2:00 venture outside to collect welfare check.
2:15 run back in house and meltdown about being a scab on the nutsack of society.
4:00 wipe tears away dust off anal beads and jack off to kos workout vids.
5:30 follow everypost written by D-lats while crying and applying makeup and screaming obsenities at the computer screen.