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View Poll Results: Jesus Christ, how big was his cock
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Average, just like most of his peeps
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10x7.5 Like Blackzilla
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15x10, biggest cock of all time...he is God after all
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His cock was the bread of life
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Vibrated, and like plastic man could mold into anything
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If you drink of his cock you will live forever
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3x2 small but he is GOD so he knows how to use it
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Like the stars
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He had 6 cocks like that demi god had arms in the old Sinbad film form the 70's
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When I put my hands in the air I become living art
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Thread: Jesus Christ
- 02-17-2012, 09:23 PM #1Senior Member
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Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ: Love, hate, compassion, jealousy, socialist, freedom fighter, fear, loving, dictator, forgiveness....so many opinions, so many wars, so many denominations so many questions that DO NOT MATTER.
One question and one question only matters.....His Godlike cock, how big was it?
- 02-18-2012, 04:18 AM #2Bitch slapping people
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- 02-19-2012, 01:19 AM #3DRSE ScatMaster
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One of the apocryphal testimonies states he was in fact a cock with a beard. So I'm guessing that puts it in the 5'6" range. Mohammed was a 5'2" anus. God-cock and Allah-anus did it in an airport bathroom, and nine months later a baby Judaism showed up in a strip club dumpster. This is also why all Hindus have aids.
May the plop be on you.
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