It was a day just like any other. I went about my usual morning business, shooting gears, saying bye to the family for the day, stopping at the gas station to get a coffee, with no clue what lie ahead of me. This would be a day when I would have to become a hero, and save a life.
As I got to work, I settled in, with my laptop and my cup of coffee. First I checked my facebook, nothing there. "Why the fuck did I download this dumbass timeline?" I thought to myself. Oh well, on to IML.
I go to KOS' log, and there is the wife, saying he was banned. "oh no!" I thought, "what's a girl to do?". So I did what I know best. I knew what I had to do. This mean't war. I would stop at nothing to save his life. Even if it mean't taking my own. No one gets left behind.
I started a thread. I was surprised at the amount of people who supported me. There were some haters along the way, like Juggernaut, but I just raped him and kept going with the mission.
I saw that heavy was playing games, "show us your tits!", he said many times, but I knew that this wouldn't be enough. I knew that only one man was fit for this job. One man whose anger and hatred knows no bounds. A man who would destroy anyone standing in his way. I was this man, and I was on a war path.
Relentlessly I raped everyone in sight. If you weren't with me, you were against me, and you would suffer the consequences. Any and all challengers were welcome. Viciously I beat down those who opposed me.
...and then, once the rubble had cleared, I knew what I had to do....
A feat so psychotic, so disgusting, so absolutely fucking insane, that only one man was capable of. I had to show my dick.
In the bathroom I furiously tugged away at my little pony, hoping for a sign of life. Slowly, like a phoenix, for the homosexual asses, er, I mean ASHES, he started to rise.
In a way it was symbolic. As I was breathing life into this creature, I knew that I would be breathing life back into KOS. In a way, my cock symbolized KOS.
With every stroke, I could feel victory getting closer. I gave a stern warning, that my demand better be met, or else. They were calling my bluff, I knew it, so I did what any man would do.
I posted my cock on a steroid forum.
I could feel the homo erotic excitement in the thread, especially from heavyiron. I knew that this would win the war. He can't resist penis. I knew that he was furiously masturbating, and that once he finished, he would release KOS from the dungeon, and allow him to rejoin us.
Heavy stalled, so I knew I had to up the ante. I threatened asshole shots, and that's when he finally caved in. They realized that this was not a game that they wanted to play. They were in over their heads, and the odds were stacked in my favor.
They finally set KOS free. Free to roam where he belongs. Free to graze in the fields of AG.
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