Might as well not leave any race or group out of a good bashing. Get your bats out.
There are two things I hate about my son's new partner:
What's the difference between a gay and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your sausage.
I love going gay clubbing!
My only problem is wiping the blood off my baseball bat afterwards.
Why does everyone think my Dads are gay?
My brother came out of the closet today.
I knew I should have used a better lock.
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the Short Skirts and Low Cut Tops.
Although, they do make me look a bit gay.
Some people have a problem with me using the word 'gay' all the time, saying that I'm being homophobic.
Thing is, when I say 'gay' I don't actually mean 'homosexual'; I just use the word to describe anything that's bad in the world.
And if you don't like it, you can just jew off and stop being so fucking black about it.
My friends call me gay because I can't stay on a skateboard for longer than a minute.
I'd like to see them try it with high heels on.
Five fags are sitting in a hot tub. All of a sudden a wad of bubbling jizz floats up to the surface. The five fags all look at each other.
One says: Okay, who farted?
How many fags does it take to keep a fire burning?
All of them.
How do you make a fag scream twice?
Fuck him hard, then go wipe your dick off on his curtains.
How do you know when you are gay?
When you're fucking a guy and you reach around to see if he has a hard on.
So I was fucking this guy and he says "hey, how about a reach around?" then I'm like "what do you think I am gay?" what a fag...
No I'm not gay. But my boyfriend on the other hand, complete fag.
How do you fit four fags on a barstool?
Turn it upside down.
How many fags can you fit on a barstool?
as many as you like they stack like Legos...
What's considered courtesy in a gay bar?
When you ask before pushing someone's stool in for them.
What is the first sign of AIDS?
Sharp pounding sensation in your ass.
What does AIDS stand for?
Asshole Inject Death Sentence
What does gay stand for?
Got Aides Yet?
What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?