Thread: Pissing in someones mouthwash

Not sure, but it's a pussy move... Next time grow a set of balls, man up, and call him outside.

I didn`t ask for a comment on morals. It was a science question.
And I didn`t do it, I was just wondering since I was thinking about that movie Horrible Bosses.

Call him outside? lol. I`m 6`1 250lbs and he is 5`9 160-170lbs. If I call him outside he`ll call the cops

Originally Posted by Coop817

Not sure, but it's a pussy move... Next time grow a set of balls, man up, and call him outside.

Ignore this primitive man approach and heed the words of an experienced intellect in all forms of Trolling.

Piss in that mouth wash !

You post in AG with this topic, and you dont think you will get "opinions". OK, here goes... Yes, i would guess they can pull DNA from any bodily fluid, although i am not 100%....... Pussy

Originally Posted by coolhandjames

Ignore this primitive man approach and heed the words of an experienced intellect in all forms of Trolling.

Piss in that mouth wash !

If Coolhand says "piss in the mouthwash".... then Piss in the mouthwash.....

Originally Posted by Coop817

You post in AG with this topic, and you dont think you will get "opinions". OK, here goes... Yes, i would guess they can pull DNA from any bodily fluid, although i am not 100%....... Pussy

awwwww. you wanna talk about "being a man" and here you are acting like a tough guy with your keyboard. lol
ok buddy. you win!
And thanks for your opinion! noted!

Originally Posted by crazyotter

awwwww. you wanna talk about "being a man" and here you are acting like a tough guy with your keyboard. lol
ok buddy. you win!
And thanks for your opinion! noted!

"tough guy"... I'm just calling you a pussy, how is that acting like a tough guy. Go piss in your Boss's mouthwash at the minimum wage job you work.....

Originally Posted by Coop817

"tough guy"... I'm just calling you a pussy, how is that acting like a tough guy. Go piss in your Boss's mouthwash at the minimum wage job you work.....

Originally Posted by Coop817

"tough guy"... I'm just calling you a pussy, how is that acting like a tough guy. Go piss in your Boss's mouthwash at the minimum wage job you work.....

Originally Posted by crazyotter

I dream of a world where one day ALL men will come together and piss in thier bosses mouthwash...





Someday... Someday.

I don't think there's much risk in a dna sample being run out of urinated in mouthwash. It would be too costly to do for a low level prank. Fill that bitch up. I once filled an empty beer bottle back up, resealed it and put it in the fridge for my roommate. Watched him take a big o' belt off that homie hootch, and I asked him if he thought there was anything wrong with this twelve pack. "Does this beer taste funny to you?"

Originally Posted by withoutrulers

I don't think there's much risk in a dna sample being run out of urinated in mouthwash. It would be too costly to do for a low level prank. Fill that bitch up. I once filled an empty beer bottle back up, resealed it and put it in the fridge for my roommate. Watched him take a big o' belt off that homie hootch, and I asked him if he thought there was anything wrong with this twelve pack. "Does this beer taste funny to you?"

Tic tac sir ?

mouthwash is toxic to cells and damages dna

so it would be highly unlikely he would get ur dna from ur urine, skin, semen etc i dont know

Originally Posted by Socrates

mouthwash is toxic to cells and damages dna

so it would be highly unlikely he would get ur dna from ur urine, skin, semen etc i dont know

Thank you for the science answer I was looking for

Originally Posted by withoutrulers

I don't think there's much risk in a dna sample being run out of urinated in mouthwash. It would be too costly to do for a low level prank. Fill that bitch up. I once filled an empty beer bottle back up, resealed it and put it in the fridge for my roommate. Watched him take a big o' belt off that homie hootch, and I asked him if he thought there was anything wrong with this twelve pack. "Does this beer taste funny to you?"

LOL! What did he do to piss you off? Or was it just for fun?

Originally Posted by Socrates

mouthwash is toxic to cells and damages dna

so it would be highly unlikely he would get ur dna from ur urine, skin, semen etc i dont know

I was thinking the same thing, there are dead blood cells in urine, but if your boss pours his mouthwash over a pregnancy test you may come back positive?

I would skip the mouthwash, hold him down and piss straight in his mouth…..

its his boss azza not a 10 year old

Originally Posted by Coop817

Not sure, but it's a pussy move... Next time grow a set of balls, man up, and call him outside.

^^^^ crazyotter's boss?

Forensic DNA Testing Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are you able to get a DNA profile from urine?
A: Yes. A profile can be obtained from urine.

DNA.gov: Types of DNA Samples Suitable for Testing

Pretty sure the urine would not be suitable for a DNA match.

Contamination and other errors in DNA analysis have occurred at the Washington State Patrol crime labs, most of it the result of sloppy work.

The most common problems are cross-contamination by microscopic traces of unrelated evidence and forensic scientists accidentally mixing their own DNA with the sample being tested. That can happen, for example, when the analyst talks while handling a sample, leaving an invisible deposit of saliva.

More @ DNA testing mistakes at the State Patrol crime labs - seattlepi.com

Rubbing the toothbrush around the toilet rim is a satisfying pleasure as well.

why not just get dog piss (not ur dog) and put that in it, dogs piss on everything, it would be that hard to obtain

Originally Posted by OfficerFarva

Rubbing the toothbrush around the toilet rim is a satisfying pleasure as well.

i dont want to piss u off dude!

Crazy but you know you can order crabs online lMAO. Literately the std type of crabs mail them suckas to him or put them in his car. Eye drops in his drink will give him extreme diarrhea too might even shit him self.

Originally Posted by crazyotter

LOL! What did he do to piss you off? Or was it just for fun?

This may surprise you, but I've been a bit of a trouble maker most of my life. I've been told I have poor impulse control. I just think certain things are funny.

Originally Posted by withoutrulers

This may surprise you, but I've been a bit of a trouble maker most of my life. I've been told I have poor impulse control. I just think certain things are funny.

does this mean you shit yourself often?

Originally Posted by azza1971

does this mean you shit yourself often?

Why are you trying to suck a turd out of his ass ?