Thread: Is This Real Life??????????????

She'll give you a lapdance and then fuck you with her pringle can-sized clit

somebody better be asking for pics in that thread

Originally Posted by MinMaxMuscle

She'll give you a lapdance and then fuck you with her pringle can-sized clit

LOL @ this ^^^ cum-guzzler.

Well OP seems like she(or he-she) is willing to have a threesome with you.

Originally Posted by Gunsblazin

Hi,

Originally Posted by Gunsblazin

First I'd like to explain that aside from bodybuilding I also poledance. I am NOT a stripper, I'm a cabaret performer & it's rare having a muscly woman on a pole so that's my selling point.

In order to become a better poledancer I'd like to cut about 10-15lbs bodyfat while at the same time increasing strength on my upper body & core.

In an ideal world I'd like to carry on getting bigger muscles on my upper body too, but as this is unlikely, maintaining muscle mass is desired.

I don't need to train my legs as they're already strong from poledancing & a heavy lower body is a huge disadvantage for upside down moves. I will also be doing cardio Mon-Fri 45 minutes swimming each morning before breakfast. I'll also be practising poledancing on training day evenings if I feel to but it won't be so intense as on pole & core only days.

I'm not sure what to do about diet. Up until now I've been eating 5500kcals to gain size, I'll maybe cut back to 4000 initially.

What do you guys think? And what sort of rep range should I use?

she def have more muscles than dunce edward

Originally Posted by Ramm

LOL @ this ^^^ cum-guzzler.

Well OP seems like she(or he-she) is willing to have a threesome with you.

I thought the average world of warcraft game lasted 30 minutes? How do you have the time to create all these usernames, Ed?

We have to introduce this girl to the Standard Donkey, it's a match made in TREN, i MEAN HEAVEN

I repped Edward by mistake can someone please undo what I have done

Originally Posted by ctr10

I repped Edward by mistake can someone please undo what I have done

Fixed...I negged you both

So... she's NOT in the kitchen ?

Originally Posted by Gunsblazin

I used to take tren at 25mg ed then I switched to 37.5, then I read 50 was an effective dose, so I switched to 50 in about March or April.

Originally Posted by Gunsblazin

But I can't blame the gear entirely because I'm pretty sure I was overtraining. Maybe I should just try the same gear but training 3 days a week instead of 6. I have gained 2-3 dress sizes on my upper body and lost one off my lower body since starting out. I'm currently UK 18-20 on top & 12 on the bottom, I'd like to be about a 24 on top, maybe 8 or 10 on the bottom though. And my ultimate goal in life is 20" arms! People ask if I want marriage or kids etc, all I want is 20" arms!!

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Originally Posted by Gunsblazin

Hi,

Originally Posted by Gunsblazin

Oh I'm hairy all over (but what I spend on razors & lasers I save on Tampax) with a voice that could get me into tranny clubs for free & I've been told my clit is "like a little cock" - no man has ever objected to the big clit though! I've been on tren at this dosage for a while, I'm naturally pretty & so far I've been lucky that my facial structure hasn't changed.

The thing with tren is it's SO CHEAP compared to primo, much safer than Winstrol & doesn't require the expense of anti-E's as would Deca, EQ, Anavar or Test. I'm too far gone with virilization to start worrying about that now. If I go bald I'll get a wig & glue it onto my head so it doesn't fall off when I'm upside down on a pole. Or have a hair transplant if I've made it as a pro by then & have enough money to do so.

But in the meantime, anyone know about the surgical spirit???

it gets better..

Originally Posted by coolhandjames

So... she's NOT in the kitchen ?

Lmao....she's a stripper bro. Doubt she can cook. Or do anything besides show her assets lol.

pics?

lol at no pic sil thread
wtf

at first i though it was going to be about her massive clit getting calloused on the pole.

stevie ray v sucks

Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS

lol at no pic sil thread
wtf

Werd. Pics or GTFO Sil

Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS

stevie ray v sucks

lol. where did that come from? he's not for everyone but if you like blues he's awesome.

Originally Posted by tommygunz

Fixed...I negged you both

I deserved it

Originally Posted by Goldenera

Lmao....she's a stripper bro. Doubt she can cook. Or do anything besides show her assets lol.

They can be a good conversation

How many hours a day, SIL, do you spend on internet forum boards?

How many hours a day, Diesel, do you spend on shooting up heroin?

None anymore. Quite a few at one point though. Now it's your turn to answer.

dont know..hope this helps

It said I must spread reputation before giving again to you, but I tried. Many thanks.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

lol. where did that come from? he's not for everyone but if you like blues he's awesome.

just wanted to see what you would say


i love pride and joy

Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS

just wanted to see what you would say


i love pride and joy

it made me imagine you listening to hard core metal stuff or something those growly voiced guys

Originally Posted by SisterSteel

You were serious. Well I'll be damned.

Originally Posted by SisterSteel

So you dance a pole with your clothes on?
I guess there is a difference between a pole dancer and a stripper in London.

Before I die I want to see a stripper on tren with a miniature cock work a pole like it's nobody's business. That is my dying wish.

How long have you been on 50mg of tren ace a day?

Originally Posted by Gunsblazin

Unless you've poledanced yourself, you won't realise what it does to hands. It's not a case of just a bit sore or rough hands, the skin blisters & falls off & it becomes impossible to dance. Surgical spirit is used to harden the skin & encourage callouses to form, but I've recently discovered it contains phthalates which are anti-androgenic.

Originally Posted by Gunsblazin

I learned to poledance for fun, I've just got myself a gig as a cabaret performer at a metrosexual club night. I never said anything about being a stripper. I'm in ok shape, not contest lean, not fat either.

I'm not a troll, not yanking anyone's chain. I'm using tren to get bigger, my goal is to have a physique like Renne Toney. Of course I hope I never go bald or get ugly, but I went into AAS usage with an open mind that these things could potentially happen, but it was a risk I was prepared to take to get the biggest, strongest arms humanly possible.

And the little cock isn't like a real penis, you can't piss out of it, it's just a slightly enlarged clit. I can't see anyone minding this. I obsess about what my muscles look like, but hell I hope I'm never vain enough to obsess about the aesthetics of my genetalia!

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