Thread: deer season

I could hunt at my house in GA, which is on 5 acres that butts up to 1000's of acres of un-hunted water authority land, but I lost my passion for deer hunting over the years.

Good luck!

its season here in indiana too. went out for archery and gun, i havent seen anything yet but also its still alittle warm.

Originally Posted by Big Pimpin

I could hunt at my house in GA, which is on 5 acres that butts up to 1000's of acres of un-hunted water authority land, but I lost my passion for deer hunting over the years.

Good luck!

The joints ain't what they used to be huh ?

I went once and felt like I was watching a baseball game. Just a little too uneventful. Bird hunting on the other hand...

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Nothing like a high speed dove field on a September day.

Originally Posted by so1970

ok its deer season in missouri who went, whos going. lots of cheap lean meat only costs a bullet.

I went last night in MO. I didn't get anything but my son shot his first buck

Run Bambi Run!

Dimunitive Male Genitalia Disorder

DNA Structure: Male hunter




New Research Finds Long-Suspected Link Between Hunting and Small Penis Size

Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD) has, until this month, been considered only a theory in the scientific world, but now the long-suspected link between hunting and unusually small penis size has been established as scientific fact by the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization (DMGDRO). The DMGDRO has conducted an extensive two-year study on men with diminutive male genitalia disorder.

Lead by Mike Streams and Brian Upchurch, who began their collaboration on human sexuality research while undergraduate students at Johns Hopkins University, DMGDRO is a team of New Orleans, Louisiana-based scientists interested in the study of male sexual disorders and dysfunction. Having identified the genetic disorder linking small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive pleasurable sensations from killing in a controlled environment without fear of personal harm (as differentiated from war or fighting back in an attack by a human being), also known as controlled victim aggression manifestation, Streams and Upchurch believe that there may be ways to combat men's feelings of inadequacy and curb some of the destructive behaviors that such men engage in as coping mechanisms.

It's really quite interesting, Dr. Streams says. Like much folklore, it appears that, certainly in this case, there is a foundation in fact. This is the first time that research has been conducted on men who hunt, and it shows quite definitively that the link between what we are calling the thrill of the kill' and a smaller-than-average penis is statistically significant."

Initial tests conducted on mice and rabbits proved inconclusive, but subsequent human test subjects showed what Dr. Upchurch calls staggering results. The subjects ranged from having a slight abnormality in penis size to a pubis innyus or inverted male pubic region. As data were gathered, the numbers revealed a discrepancy so great that it seemed to suggest a genetic mutation. By tracing what has been identified as the DMGD gene, an abnormality was discovered on the 21 st chromosome. Further investigation proved that this abnormality is consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small reproductive organs and controlled victim aggression manifestation. Drs. Streams and Upchurch and their colleagues theorize that an extreme case of DMGD may have been to blame in the 2004 Sawyer County, Wisconsin, incident in which a hunter went on a rampage, shooting at a group of other hunters and killing six of them.

Reaction from participants has been positive, and subjects described the results as liberating and a relief to finally be able to label their problem as a legitimate medical disorder.

Dr. Upchurch reports, The first step in the treatment of a disorder is to understand its origins. We are pleased to have crossed that important threshold.

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Live on 80 acres and hunt every year. Mainly because I love the lean meat, and the thrill I get.


Don't quit before the pain hits!!

Just had some low carb venison tacos. Was good!