Thread: 38DD girlfriend tried to smother him to death with her breasts

serves him right
trying to fuck her knowing he was leaving

Ill never look at motor boating the same way again

Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS

serves him right
trying to fuck her knowing he was leaving

you are one sad dude

Originally Posted by Bowden

He said that with his last reserves of strength he had managed to extricate himself from the woman's vice-like grip and fled naked to a neighbor and demanded he called the police.

"Last reserves of strength"? To get a way from a chick with 38DDs? It's not like she was a high-end athlete or anything. That bitch should've died, and I don't mean the one with 38DDs.

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She should have used her cooter....

Lmfao!

That bitch can try and smother me with dem big teddies any day.

Was he gay?

I welcome any hot chick to try and smother me with her DD's. If she succeeds in killing me that way, at least i'll die happy

She 'choked' him out with her 'BIG EYED BEANS from VENUS'...............

That's the way I want to leave this world

HAHAHA thats just messed

Is it attempted murder if a puerto rican woman with 40" hips is sitting on your face and wont get off because shes about cum and cant stop? I think its criminal personally.

Also, is it rape if your ex says its ok to fuck her in the ass gently but you get carried away and lay your 220 frame atop her and pin her down, plowing without concern while she cries in spanish?

Originally Posted by Bowden

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1226522672611

I wanted to make your death as pleasurable as possible': Lawyer claims 38DD girlfriend tried to smother him to death with her breasts

• Daily Mail
• November 23, 2012 11:45AM

A BUXOM woman has been accused of trying to kill her lawyer boyfriend? with her 38DD breasts.

Franziska, 33 from Germany, who weighs nine stone is accused of 'attempted manslaughter with a weapon' after her 13-stone boyfriend claimed she tried to smother him with her breasts and pretend it was a sex game.

She denies the claim saying it was a sex game and he knew what it was all about.

Tim Schmidt told the German court that although they had had a difficult relationship, until then everything in the bedroom had been normal.
"The incident happened in May we were having sex," he said.
"She was sitting on me naked and I was kissing her breasts. Suddenly she grabbed my head and pushed between her breasts with all of her force.
"I couldn't breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free and I thought I was going to die."

He said that with his last reserves of strength he had managed to extricate himself from the woman's vice-like grip and fled naked to a neighbor and demanded he called the police.

Mr Schmidt said when they met four years ago, the couple had been completely in love.
He said: "Everything was great between us and I would have done everything for her. But it started to go wrong when I got my first job as a lawyer and we moved to Unna.
"She could not hold down a job and just had one part-time job after the other. And the better my career went the worst it seemed to be for her.

He said Franziska tried to kill him after learning he was planning to leave her.

"It is clear she wanted to kill me," he said. "She even admitted it to me on the telephone. I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: "Treasure I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible."

That bitch Crazy!

Lesson learned?

Never have sex with a woman who weighs more than you can bench press.

And wtf did she hold his arms down?

13 stone (his weight according to the article) = 182 lbs.

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Originally Posted by Vibrant

Was he gay?

I welcome any hot chick to try and smother me with her DD's. If she succeeds in killing me that way, at least i'll die happy

Was he gay? I'm sure he still is.

I could think of worse ways to die

I think death from sex would be a fantastic way to leave this world.


DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!!!!!!