Thread: I'm Thinking About Converting To Islam..Advise Needed

gayest religion ever

Make sure you have a nice rug to get on all fours with.

Certainly it's a mustache ride paradise.

At least you would be exempt from ObamaCare, so that's a big plus to converting to Islam.

i'm sooo geting this one to pray on...

I don't like the colors.

Q. Did you hear the one about the violent 53 year-old paedophile?
A. Yes. He is revered by one fifth of the world's population as the one who started the world's most intolerant, repressive, misogynistic and violent religion known is jizzlam

so does that mean your 72 virgins will be little boys?

Originally Posted by heckler7

so does that mean your 72 virgins will be little boys?

Shhhhhhhhhh!!! The Muslims don't want that little factoid getting around!

they give you these really cool vests, and some have fireworks in them, you may also get 21 gay virgins on your entry to the afterlife??where your vest with gay pride?.