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  1. 12-10-2012, 09:18 PM #1
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    Early Christmas present

    I've been wanting a pistol for random shooting and home protection for the wife while I'm away working. The wife asked me last night if I wanted my Christmas present early so I said hell yea. I open up a new S&W SW9VE 9mm with 2 16 rd clips.. Sweet gift from the old lady.. That is all, continue your LHJO sessions.
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    Oh.... I also fucked her in the poop shoot twice this weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SupaSwole View Post
    Oh.... I also fucked her in the poop shoot twice this weekend.
    I have LHJO over 8 times this month so far. you win.
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    Congrats on the new pistol and the ram rodding!

    My early xmas presents to myself was about $2k Polk Audio home theater gear. Installed it Saturday.
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  8. 12-11-2012, 05:13 AM #7
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    now choose most crowded place and go shoot up some people..bieber concert preferably
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Pimpin View Post
    Congrats on the new pistol and the ram rodding!

    My early xmas presents to myself was about $2k Polk Audio home theater gear. Installed it Saturday.
    Nice bro. I bought myself a 51" flat screen last year for Xmas and grabbed a decent pioneer system to go with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by longworthb View Post
    Nice bro. I bought myself a 51" flat screen last year for Xmas and grabbed a decent pioneer system to go with it
    Sweet. I have had a 60" Samsung DLP for years and this purchase was to compliment it.
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    i have 9'' cock..that is all
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    Quote Originally Posted by nikos_ View Post
    i weight 160lbs,my goal 161lbs by next year
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  12. 12-11-2012, 07:30 AM #11
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    I asked for steroids.
    That is all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post


    I mean... there's getting to know someone...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    fuck... I have a female doctor and two fingers to check the prostate isn't pleasant. (Unless I'm jerking it at the same time, what my doctor is fucking hot... )
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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    Grab a hold of her lung.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post

    Anyone have the link to the full length ^^^ video?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Pimpin View Post
    Anyone have the link to the full length ^^^ video?
    look in the bottom right corner of the gif..hope this helps
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    i weight 160lbs,my goal 161lbs by next year
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    Quote Originally Posted by nikos_ View Post
    i weight 160lbs,my goal 161lbs by next year
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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post

    Things I can't unsee..... Not sure whether I should laugh, puke or fuck myself..
    "Blood, sweat, dirt cuz the hardest survive"

    "I know nothing at all, but that life has lessons and secrets silenced within..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    Things I can't unsee..... Not sure whether I should laugh, puke or fuck myself..


    Definitely this... matter of fact, i'll do it for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ???SIL??? View Post
    Lmfao nice. Poor kid :-/

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikos_ View Post
    i weight 160lbs,my goal 161lbs by next year
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    Lol the look on that kids face is priceless

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolhandjames View Post
    Definitely this... matter of fact, i'll do it for you.
    Couldnt if you tried - I'm not very rapeable. Besides you wouldn't like me, I have a vagina, both arms and legs, symmetrical features which haven't been deformed, no excess body hair... basically I look nothing like your mother.
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    "Blood, sweat, dirt cuz the hardest survive"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    Couldnt if you tried - I'm not very rapeable. Besides you wouldn't like me, I have a vagina, both arms and legs, symmetrical features which haven't been deformed, no excess body hair... basically I look nothing like your mother.
    Holy shit... Don't fuck with pony!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    Couldnt if you tried - I'm not very rapeable. Besides you wouldn't like me, I have a vagina, both arms and legs, symmetrical features which haven't been deformed, no excess body hair... basically I look nothing like your mother.
    U fit in perfect in ag Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by cube789 View Post
    um...


    Wow, even I'm impressed.
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    Looking for oral pleasure.
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    thats Hotkinkyjoe, the movie is called Alien baby and the other girl is Sasha, Joe does many fisting, double fisting etc, a good one is where she is being punch fisted by a bloke and she is dressed as little red riding hood??.she is very naughty and will never shit properly again, another tasty treat is the girls licking her prolapse, i personally would never lick an inside out asshole like my life depended on it, but im not in porn and getting paid and getting laid...
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    ^^another great pearl of wisdom from azza
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    Quote Originally Posted by SupaSwole View Post
    I've been wanting a pistol for random shooting and home protection for the wife while I'm away working. The wife asked me last night if I wanted my Christmas present early so I said hell yea. I open up a new S&W SW9VE 9mm with 2 16 rd clips.. Sweet gift from the old lady.. That is all, continue your LHJO sessions.
    You did not get 2 16rd "clips".....you got 2 16rd "mags". Niggers in rap songs call them clips...that is all.
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