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    Trying to get my cock sucked.

    Don't you hate it when a chick just wants to cuddle when your trying to get blown?

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    So cuddle for a bit.

    Tell her some sweet stuff.

    Let her feel your boner pressing against her ass.

    And ask politely.

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    Re: Trying to get my cock sucked.

    Quote Originally Posted by coolhandjames View Post
    So cuddle for a bit.

    Tell her some sweet stuff.

    Let her feel your boner pressing against her ass.

    And ask politely.
    Boner cuddling. Usually works. A few you're so pretty baby will go a long way too.

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    A little BJ action is nice, but I really like it when my boner gets smashed down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agentyes View Post
    Boner cuddling. Usually works. A few you're so pretty baby will go a long way too.


    ^^^^ Negged
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    Maybe she's avoiding it cause your ass reeks. Get some flush able wipes or a manpon and take care of that...

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    ^^^ I always clean my ass with wipes... fuckin always.
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    Trying to get your 'CORK SOAKED'........???

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    tell her nothing is better than cuddling in the afterglow

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    Trying to get my cock sucked.

    Tell her LittleWing gives the best blow jobs in the world, but you're giving her a shot at the title
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.

    Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.

    He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.

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    Just pull your dick out and tell her "It isn't going to suck itself, baby."
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    Of just be ridiculously good looking

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    You'd be a fool not to go with what I said.

    It will actually get you a blowjob, ask a lady like Little Wing. But ask politely or bash your fucking face in.

    But since OP is trolling...

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    I love the guy clapping in the bottom right corner.

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    If you log some serious cuddling time, then pole smokage is right around the corner.
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    Here is the game ender... Watch her fav chick flick and during commercials give her a massage and tease her with the massage a little but only during commercials. mid movie she will be in a built up frenzy and those cock sucking lips will come out. Keep your shirt off during this too. (this is if its a committed relationship)

    If its a girl at the bar start by whispering things in her ear and compliment her during the night. Tell her how much fun she is and talk about wild times get her to open up, then just go for it and tell her straight up I want to feel your lips all over my body baby. Then if shes getting that felling tell her mmm i want you to suck my cock baby.... Works most the time and if it doesnt then cut your loses and move on.
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    Meet girl at a bar, if your finger is not in her butt within the first 5 minutes of talking to her, move on...

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    tell her


    you gonna have this dick bitch

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    ^^^^^






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    ^^

    you gonna have this greek dick,chj my bitch

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    Tell her a blowjob isn't really sex so it's okay.
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    Tell her your cawk is circumsized - that's the latest fashion hitting Milan
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.

    Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.

    He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzmypantts View Post
    Don't you hate it when a chick just wants to cuddle when your trying to get blown?
    negged for being homosexual...
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