Benj?
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Don't you hate it when a chick just wants to cuddle when your trying to get blown?


So cuddle for a bit.
Tell her some sweet stuff.
Let her feel your boner pressing against her ass.
And ask politely.
A little BJ action is nice, but I really like it when my boner gets smashed down.
"We must, indeed, all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately".
B. Franklin


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Maybe she's avoiding it cause your ass reeks. Get some flush able wipes or a manpon and take care of that...


^^^ I always clean my ass with wipes... fuckin always.


Trying to get your 'CORK SOAKED'........???


tell her nothing is better than cuddling in the afterglow![]()
you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for
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Tell her LittleWing gives the best blow jobs in the world, but you're giving her a shot at the title![]()
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


Just pull your dick out and tell her "It isn't going to suck itself, baby."
If gunners were as violent as anti-gunners believe, logically there wouldn't be any anti-gunners left.


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You'd be a fool not to go with what I said.
It will actually get you a blowjob, ask a lady like Little Wing. But ask politely or bash your fucking face in.
But since OP is trolling...
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I love the guy clapping in the bottom right corner.


If you log some serious cuddling time, then pole smokage is right around the corner.![]()
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Here is the game ender... Watch her fav chick flick and during commercials give her a massage and tease her with the massage a little but only during commercials. mid movie she will be in a built up frenzy and those cock sucking lips will come out. Keep your shirt off during this too. (this is if its a committed relationship)
If its a girl at the bar start by whispering things in her ear and compliment her during the night. Tell her how much fun she is and talk about wild times get her to open up, then just go for it and tell her straight up I want to feel your lips all over my body baby. Then if shes getting that felling tell her mmm i want you to suck my cock baby.... Works most the time and if it doesnt then cut your loses and move on.
"Stop what you're doing, cuz I'm about to ruin, the image and the sound you're used to. Look here, I love that Humpty song. Stop cramping my style, man." SI
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Meet girl at a bar, if your finger is not in her butt within the first 5 minutes of talking to her, move on...
^^^ Wish someone would have told me this when I was 10.

tell her
you gonna have this dick bitch


^^^^^
Bubble... Get it ?...cuz he's greek.

^^
you gonna have this greek dick,chj my bitch


Tell her a blowjob isn't really sex so it's okay.
If gunners were as violent as anti-gunners believe, logically there wouldn't be any anti-gunners left.


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Tell her your cawk is circumsized - that's the latest fashion hitting Milan![]()
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
