Thread: I fucked up, wife saw I had porn cookies on my phone

Sounds like she thinks she's special but isn't willing to put out to prove it. So typical of women.

fucking skanks.. every bitch who told me "No" wound up sucking some hoe's cunt off my cock.

Take my chances that I might get turned down !?!?!?

My issue would be WTF is she doing going thru your phone. It's not like cookies are displayed on the front screen so she was rooting pretty deep into your phone. I think you should question her on that. Phones are like wallets and handbags, you don't root thru them unless you have a very good reason to, like trust issues or something along those lines. IMO

Originally Posted by heckler7

My wife asked me how much I watch porn and how much I jerk off, I never lie to her so I told her when I'm on cycle my sex drive is up and I like to watch porn and handle business 2-3 times a week. Now she is all bent and I'm embaressed. I knew I should have lied but I'm honest with her about everything. She knows all about my gear and what and how I pin, I even load pins in front of her.
She doesnt have to much of a problem with porn but thinks I should wait for her and take my chances that I might get turned down.

been there, done that...
there was a dry spell after she found them, which ironically only lead to more porn and LHJO
not real good positive reinforcement behavior changes... Wouldn't be nice if she took it as a message you need more ass...

Tell her if she doesnt give it up than your gonna get it from porn or from another woman, the choice is hers

Originally Posted by REDDOG309

My issue would be WTF is she doing going thru your phone. It's not like cookies are displayed on the front screen so she was rooting pretty deep into your phone. I think you should question her on that. Phones are like wallets and handbags, you don't root thru them unless you have a very good reason to, like trust issues or something along those lines. IMO

^^^^this. She must have trust issues. My wife went through my phone once and didnt think id know. She found nothing but i changed all my pwords and took away all access to anything she had of mine. When she asked why i told her i knew she did it. She hasn't stopped asking for forgiveness since but its a line that once crossed cant be uncrossed.

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How often does she rub one out? My wife gets turned on knowing that I'm jacked and horny. She works Thursday nites and the joke in my house is it's internet porn nite for me. The 6 other days of the week she's on me like white on rice.

Make her happy make her smile lol

You should turn it around and blame it on her that she doesn't put out enough and you have to resort to beating off, that should make her feel bad

The thing is that sometimes I just want to jerk off, nothing more, nothing less. It has nothing to do with her. It's self gratification.

That must suck. We always joke around at what porn we watch. My girl got on my computer the other day and looked at what porn I had been watching....not to bitch me out, but to see what she could do better.

Originally Posted by Z499

Tell her if she doesnt give it up than your gonna get it from porn or from another woman, the choice is hers

Let me know how that works for you...

2-3 times a week???? I fire a few off per day

Originally Posted by dieseljimmy

Let me know how that works for you...

when i confronted the wife a while back with that ultimatum, she said porn hands down, and now she also gives it up more... so it worked out for me pretty well

she needs to become a woman that never turns you down or deal with it. seriously, what's 3 minutes gonna hurt?

if you are using porn so much that she feels neglected sexually than she should find a guy that wanks over her while you are using porn then tell you about it. worked for me.

preferably a younger, hotter, more jacked, better hung guy, with a very cool job like a hottie in a band so you can feel a bit of what she feels about the porn. it is not hard for a woman to find guys wanting to get off with a real girl while her dumb boyfriend plays around with a fake one. this is only fair though if she would always please you if you turned to her first and you're slacking on your manly duties at home. all is fair in love and war and sometimes there isn't much difference.

Use a separate browser for porn surfing. The Chrome app works well and you can stash it deep in the app pile where it isn't obvious. This allows for easier wiping of all cookies/history/cache without hosing up your non-porn websites, easier to share your screen without worrying about inappropriate text completion or other open porn tabs, and tougher for snoops to tell what you've been up to.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

she needs to become a woman that never turns you down or deal with it. seriously, what's 3 minutes gonna hurt?

if you are using porn so much that she feels neglected sexually than she should find a guy that wanks over her while you are using porn then tell you about it. worked for me.

agreed. sometimes she isnt in the mood or shes asleep and i am in the mood so i use the web. and if im not in the mood and she is... then damnit i get in the mood but sometime i last longer when im not in the mood

There are no locks big enough, pass words complicated enough, when it comes to SEX....your 'wife' may not be giving you any , but Heaven forbid you 'rub one out' or look at some strange 'Pussy'......to most wives 'jerking off' is a form of betrayal...then they start with the 'What?? I'm not HOT enough for you....or..you're such a PIG.......I think 'Heckler' should of ate those dam cookies.....then everything would of been O.K.

Have her jerk you off while you watch porn, One of my fav's.

Originally Posted by REDDOG309

Have her jerk you off while you watch porn, One of my fav's.

or the the way around, she watches porn while you go to town on her, apparently visual stimulation works very well for women as well, and alot of times the end result is you having to take a shower.

and heckler you're a guy... enough said

my wife doesn't care if i look at porn

maybe you could start telling her how sexy her hands are, how you always loved her hands.... do this for a few weeks and then ease it into how maybe she could give you a handjob while you're in the mood and she isn't. then teach her to do it like a pro. i'm not sure she'd go for you watching porn while you do it... never let her hear you say some pornstar gets you hot... tell her the idea of doing that stuff with HER is what you like. lie like a motherfucker.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

maybe you could start telling her how sexy her hands are, how you always loved her hands.... do this for a few weeks and then ease it into how maybe she could give you a handjob while you're in the mood and she isn't. then teach her to do it like a pro. i'm not sure she'd go for you watching porn while you do it... never let her hear you say some pornstar gets you hot... tell her the idea of doing that stuff with HER is what you like. lie like a motherfucker.

gotta watch this one, she don't think like most chicks....

^^^^^^^^sometimes a well told lie works just as good as the truth

Originally Posted by REDDOG309

gotta watch this one, she don't think like most chicks....

That my friend is the understatement of the day.

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Originally Posted by REDDOG309

gotta watch this one, she don't think like most chicks....

in a relationship the man wants the woman and the woman wants the desire of the man. caught with your pants down pornwise the best thing a man can do is convince her he desires to do those acts with his girl not that he desires another girl. he has to say shit like those girls are fucking whores... they probably all have aids.. i'd puke if i had to really fuck her she has had so many cocks in her. then convince her you were imagining the two of you doing what you were watching and you use porn because she rejects your advances too often. you could make an argument for not wanting to walk around with a boner all day at work or say yeaaaaa i didn't think you'd appreciate me waking you up and wagging the boner that wouldn't go down in your face. and tell her this is real and it hurts. Blue balls - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia