I had sex with my friends mom

**Renaissance Man** · 02-10-2013, 06:05 PM

We got alot of snow and she payed me $20 to dig her out.

I always flirt with her... she's a hottie, but it's never serious.

She asked me if I wanted hot chocolate one minute, then she just had her hand down my pants the next...

I srsly feel really shitty about this.

**murf23** · 02-10-2013, 06:08 PM

Wow bro lol . How old is she ? Is she hot ? And how was she ?

**DetroitDawg** · 02-10-2013, 06:10 PM

"She asked me if I wanted hot chocolate one minute, then she just had her hand down my pants the next.."

LOL

**seyone** · 02-10-2013, 06:10 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

**oufinny** · 02-10-2013, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by murf23

Wow bro lol . How old is she ? Is she hot ? And how was she ?

Ya man I want details!

**Swfl** · 02-10-2013, 06:14 PM

Clearly your avatar isn't the real you... If it is, was this gal like 90? Either way, I'm sure she needed someone to knock the dust off of that thing

**Renaissance Man** · 02-10-2013, 06:18 PM

The only thing I will say is I am 25 she is 47.

I didn't do a good thing here... i'm not gonna compound that with details about it.

**Supreme Allah** · 02-10-2013, 06:22 PM

Cool stroy bro.. sn one post a picture

**oufinny** · 02-10-2013, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Renaissance Man

The only thing I will say is I am 25 she is 47.

I didn't do a good thing here... i'm not gonna compound that with details about it.

I could see if she is married that this could be bad. Is she?

**HialeahChico305** · 02-10-2013, 06:22 PM

Trolls don't get laid in real life. TRUE STORY BRO!!!!!

**Renaissance Man** · 02-10-2013, 06:33 PM

^^^ Incorrect

**murf23** · 02-10-2013, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by Renaissance Man

The only thing I will say is I am 25 she is 47.

I didn't do a good thing here... i'm not gonna compound that with details about it.

Negged for being a an emotional pussy and feelin bad bout it !!!

Can somebody else please neg him for not giving details ??? Thanks you

**Cgrant** · 02-10-2013, 06:40 PM

Avi is Jerry Sandusky. Op is a lying bastard. Prob slept with friends son.

**Renaissance Man** · 02-10-2013, 06:47 PM

I don't care about opinions... I just wanted to vent.

I've known this kid since freshman year is why I feel bad...

I mean, his mom is a certified milf and I beat that up... but still.

**murf23** · 02-10-2013, 06:49 PM

" I beat that up " really means I jerked off so hard my cock is raw

**Renaissance Man** · 02-10-2013, 06:55 PM

^^^ Prepare to be trolled for the rest of your life... Hope this helps

**heckler7** · 02-10-2013, 07:13 PM

next on jerry springer, Bro i got a confession.
our guest coolhand says he banged his friends mom and now he's in love, so tell us how this happened
CH : well jerry I was just digging out her car from the snow when she asks me to come in for hot cocoa, next thing I know she is all over me and I'm getting used like a tool.
I dont know what to say to my friend it was a huge mistake but now I love her.
Audience: boooooooo
Jerry : Well lets bring her out here she is old snow lady
audience clapping
Old lady: well jerry this guy is always staring at me so I gave him some old snatch but now he wont stop coming around, I mean honestly it was just a one blizzard stand, I'm really not into guys with little peckers
Jerry: well lets bring out your friend and see what he thinks.
audience cheers
Friend: dad you said you werent gonna try to bang my friends at least until the sex change operation is completed
CH: wait thats your dad?
friend: I bet you thought that was your cum on your chest, dont feel bad, hes banged all my friends already your the only one he wouldnt bang because he said your dick is too small to penetrate his butthole.

**Sherk** · 02-10-2013, 07:18 PM

Pointless thread with no pics or details. No awards won here.

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**murf23** · 02-10-2013, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Renaissance Man

^^^ Prepare to be trolled for the rest of your life... Hope this helps

Do you even workout ?

**azza1971** · 02-10-2013, 07:38 PM

you need to say 10 hail marys, all will be forgiven

**Intense** · 02-10-2013, 07:49 PM

Some good coke eh?

**Sherk** · 02-10-2013, 08:19 PM

Sounds more like bath salts

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**Little Wing** · 02-10-2013, 08:34 PM

i hope your friend doesn't know you are a member here. cats out of bags all over the place here

**Little Wing** · 02-10-2013, 08:36 PM

ps

you ain't nothin but a hound dog.... lol

cheer up emo kid... maybe he will never know... do not tell him btw.

**longworthb** · 02-10-2013, 08:42 PM

If he finds out and beats ur ass make sure u throw in a oh by the way she swallowed while your laying on the ground and he's walking away

**azza1971** · 02-10-2013, 08:42 PM

confess infidel!!! fuck them both, you know you would then school them on plant proteins.

**charley** · 02-11-2013, 12:31 AM

I just can't believe it ...This chick moved in across the street from me...she waved 'hello' [permitting me to glance at her more than ample Breasts] I waved back....She then went in the back door of her house...[I'd like to go in her 'Backdoor']...I then went home and had sex with the hand I waved at her....I just can't believe it !!!

...........

**azza1971** · 02-11-2013, 12:34 AM

I saw this girl on the DVD the other night and i swear to god she looked me in the eye and blew me a kiss, i then preceded to place a 9? long dildo in my ass and then try and push another one in as well, i mean this happens to everyone right?

**theCaptn'** · 02-11-2013, 03:04 AM

OP is full of shit ... Jesus he doesn't even work out

**Renaissance Man** · 02-11-2013, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by Little Wing

ps

you ain't nothin but a hound dog.... lol

cheer up emo kid... maybe he will never know... do not tell him btw.

I told you I was into older women.

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