next on jerry springer, Bro i got a confession.
our guest coolhand says he banged his friends mom and now he's in love, so tell us how this happened
CH : well jerry I was just digging out her car from the snow when she asks me to come in for hot cocoa, next thing I know she is all over me and I'm getting used like a tool.
I dont know what to say to my friend it was a huge mistake but now I love her.
Jerry : Well lets bring her out here she is old snow lady
Old lady: well jerry this guy is always staring at me so I gave him some old snatch but now he wont stop coming around, I mean honestly it was just a one blizzard stand, I'm really not into guys with little peckers
Jerry: well lets bring out your friend and see what he thinks.
Friend: dad you said you werent gonna try to bang my friends at least until the sex change operation is completed
CH: wait thats your dad?
friend: I bet you thought that was your cum on your chest, dont feel bad, hes banged all my friends already your the only one he wouldnt bang because he said your dick is too small to penetrate his butthole.
I just can't believe it ...This chick moved in across the street from me...she waved 'hello' [permitting me to glance at her more than ample Breasts] I waved back....She then went in the back door of her house...[I'd like to go in her 'Backdoor']...I then went home and had sex with the hand I waved at her....I just can't believe it !!!
I saw this girl on the DVD the other night and i swear to god she looked me in the eye and blew me a kiss, i then preceded to place a 9? long dildo in my ass and then try and push another one in as well, i mean this happens to everyone right?
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT. He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.