. . surprised the hell out of me, but she swears she's legit :daydream:
Anyone else have such a generous GF?
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. . surprised the hell out of me, but she swears she's legit :daydream:
Anyone else have such a generous GF?
No, sounds like a one way ticket to divorce court
forgot to add its for a 3some ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Swfl
hire azza..much cheaper
he'd cut the blow with baby lax :(Quote:
Originally Posted by [SIL]
he will start flogging blow samples on the netQuote:
Originally Posted by theCaptn'
Doesn't everyone :geewhiz:Quote:
Originally Posted by theCaptn'
:coffee:
Will she toot a rail of your cawk? :thinking:
That would be on my wish list. Not to mention huuuge titties :daydream:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Pimpin
Blow and a xanax work just like viagra, some of my best fuck sessions was on this combo, just sayin......
:coffee:
I was thinking the total opposite. If I were the captn' I would be ring shopping after this goes down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Swfl
This gf is excellent.
Yes get the blow and hooker make us proud.
Don't overdo the blow or you'll have to duffle bag that mother fucker in. If im you...I would get a Viagra, just so I can get geeked the fuck out and not have to worry about having 3/4 of a hard on.
Just joking about the ring shopping. Getting married is not advise able.
shes setting you up for failure
you get some strange....she gets some strange.......
:coffee:
Be wary of the turnabout on this. Her bday will involve Molly and both your arseholes getting filled by the same dude. She already called me an told me to get a passport :coffee:
Still not seeing the problem...Quote:
Originally Posted by SheriV
well hey if you're cool with it...wanna date???
Good advices! Ill be sure to pack an extension cord to strangle the hooker while I fk her pooper! :daydream:Quote:
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
my question is, did you take the offer?
what she said ^Quote:
Originally Posted by SheriV
things thats are too good to be true usually are.....
make sure the hooker isnt a surgeon and still have kindey/liver etc in the morning....
although there are rare times when a woman is just nice, im 39, shouldnt have to wait toooo much later to witness this one time in my life :roflmao:
awesome thread...
:coffee:
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You know the saying " Don't look a gift Horse in the Mouth"....Well in this case I would look......me thinks there is a 'pay back' in the future...:nono::nono::nono:
Ass2Mouth or gtfo
Pics or it didn't happen, then you gtfo
Yes unless your an azza gimmick acct???Quote:
Originally Posted by SheriV
What's wrong with everyone liking a little strange. And if you can share with your significant other... Seems like your killing two birds with one stone -or in this case, a ball, eight ball.
This seems suspicious. You need to go through her phone and e-mails. Something is going on brother.
This is Mastercard Commercial:
Gaak $160 Hookers $500 Ok with the old lady...PRICELESS!!!!!!!
best thing you could do is tell her I love you for offering but you are all I need. Then take a vegas trip and bang 2 hookers in their dead poopers.
His girlfriend is a hooker also.
I bet she forgot to throw in the stipulation that the hooker is male and the blow is to snort off his cock.
Hope this helps !
I bet you couldn't lose your virginity to a hooker if you gave her a bag of blow. GICH!Quote:
Originally Posted by Renaissance Man