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- 03-05-2013, 05:13 AM #1DRSE owns this shithole SUPER MODERATOR
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GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .
. . surprised the hell out of me, but she swears she's legit
Anyone else have such a generous GF?TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309 
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
- 03-05-2013, 05:17 AM #2Still growin BOARD REP
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- 03-05-2013, 05:28 AM #3DRSE owns this shithole SUPER MODERATOR
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forgot to add its for a 3some Originally Posted by Swfl 
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309 The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
- 03-05-2013, 05:30 AM #4AG'S DEMIGOD MODERATOR
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hire azza..much cheaper
- 03-05-2013, 05:31 AM #5DRSE owns this shithole SUPER MODERATOR
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he'd cut the blow with baby lax Originally Posted by [SIL] 
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309 The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
- 03-05-2013, 05:35 AM #6AG'S DEMIGOD MODERATOR
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he will start flogging blow samples on the net Originally Posted by theCaptn' he'd cut the blow with baby lax
- 03-05-2013, 05:38 AM #7The People's choice ELITE MEMBER
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Doesn't everyone Originally Posted by theCaptn' he'd cut the blow with baby lax
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- 03-05-2013, 05:41 AM #8Sancho
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Will she toot a rail of your cawk?
- 03-05-2013, 05:46 AM #9DRSE owns this shithole SUPER MODERATOR
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GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .
That would be on my wish list. Not to mention huuuge titties Originally Posted by Big Pimpin Will she toot a rail of your cawk? TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309 The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
- 03-05-2013, 05:49 AM #10The People's choice ELITE MEMBER
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Blow and a xanax work just like viagra, some of my best fuck sessions was on this combo, just sayin......
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- 03-05-2013, 06:15 AM #11DRSE MODERATOR
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I was thinking the total opposite. If I were the captn' I would be ring shopping after this goes down. Originally Posted by Swfl
This gf is excellent.
Yes get the blow and hooker make us proud.
Don't overdo the blow or you'll have to duffle bag that mother fucker in. If im you...I would get a Viagra, just so I can get geeked the fuck out and not have to worry about having 3/4 of a hard on.
Just joking about the ring shopping. Getting married is not advise able.
- 03-05-2013, 06:32 AM #12Senior Member BOARD REP
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shes setting you up for failure
you get some strange....she gets some strange.......
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GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .
Be wary of the turnabout on this. Her bday will involve Molly and both your arseholes getting filled by the same dude. She already called me an told me to get a passport
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- 03-05-2013, 07:18 AM #14DRSE MODERATOR
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Still not seeing the problem... Originally Posted by SheriV shes setting you up for failure
you get some strange....she gets some strange.......
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well hey if you're cool with it...wanna date???
- 03-05-2013, 01:33 PM #16DRSE owns this shithole SUPER MODERATOR
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GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .
Good advices! Ill be sure to pack an extension cord to strangle the hooker while I fk her pooper! Originally Posted by REDDOG309 Blow and a xanax work just like viagra, some of my best fuck sessions was on this combo, just sayin......
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309 The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
- 03-05-2013, 01:51 PM #17NO LIMITS. ELITE MEMBER
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my question is, did you take the offer?
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what she said ^ Originally Posted by SheriV shes setting you up for failure
you get some strange....she gets some strange.......
things thats are too good to be true usually are.....
make sure the hooker isnt a surgeon and still have kindey/liver etc in the morning....Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare
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although there are rare times when a woman is just nice, im 39, shouldnt have to wait toooo much later to witness this one time in my life
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You know the saying " Don't look a gift Horse in the Mouth"....Well in this case I would look......me thinks there is a 'pay back' in the future...
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Pics or it didn't happen, then you gtfo
- 03-05-2013, 06:21 PM #24DRSE MODERATOR
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Yes unless your an azza gimmick acct??? Originally Posted by SheriV
What's wrong with everyone liking a little strange. And if you can share with your significant other... Seems like your killing two birds with one stone -or in this case, a ball, eight ball.
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This seems suspicious. You need to go through her phone and e-mails. Something is going on brother.
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best thing you could do is tell her I love you for offering but you are all I need. Then take a vegas trip and bang 2 hookers in their dead poopers.
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His girlfriend is a hooker also.
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I bet she forgot to throw in the stipulation that the hooker is male and the blow is to snort off his cock.
Hope this helps !Cowabunga dudes
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I bet you couldn't lose your virginity to a hooker if you gave her a bag of blow. GICH! Originally Posted by Renaissance Man
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