POST EM UP ............ :whackit:
POST EM UP ............ :whackit:
Received email today ! Yummy
Damnit i cant paste the image URL on my ipad.
But I have a great pic here in my album, you will appreciate this one Retlaw! :callme:
Another email :daydream:
:thinking: Who is the man ??
Me2 lol, waiting for Miss KOS , wait till she posts up her Vag omfg ! you aint seen nothing yet cuz!
Im under the impression Mrs KOS is only doing "skinamax" style pics now. :thinking:
notin for any sort of Mrs Kos sport but...maybe thats just what she told you Jimmy
^^ needed to be said.
Nothing makes me gayer than seeing a hot skank with a hairy taint
yeah, its not hot...I had a conversation with a gyno about this once, where upon she proceeded to tell me the glitter-washcloth joke. troo story :coffee:
course the dirt under the edges of her fingernails are equally as gross
Glitter washcloth joke please
I am vagina god ;)
Not to tainted hehe
Those 2 stayed with me 4 days fyi, I had to kick em out before my GF busted my ass for like the 20th time ,
Worth every god dam penny of child support and alimony !
More to following waiting for a guest appearance from my sweetie Miss KOS
I cheated and cut and pasted;
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist late in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor?s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about thirty-five minutes, so I didn?t have an time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn?t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, grabbed some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I?m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, ?My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven?t we?? I didn?t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal: some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, ?Mommy, where?s my washcloth?? I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, ?No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.?
^^^ this is the joke I was told by a gyno after I randomly-conversationally asked what their preferred grooming was (nazi stache? bald? full beard? what?) cuz I'm curious
I was reminded of it because she said most younger women had the landing strip or bald thing going on but then was thoughtfully quiet for a minute and said...but that little strip they miss in between annoys the heck out of me...I just wanna buzz it off for em, how do they not know its there?
yeah it was some seriously funny shit all the way around
Yeah...I'll consider myself warned.